Either Lindsay Lohan is the easiest person in the world to hit with bogus lawsuits, or the girl is seriously irresponsible. Something tells me it’s the latter. To add to the long list of Lohan lawsuits (I think it was running in the dozens at last check) LiLo has just been sued by a former bodyguard for nonpayment, along with breach of oral contract, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and a variety of California state labor code violations by her former bodyguard David Kim. Kim only worked for Lohan for five months, but in that time it appears the actress did a lot of damage. He eventually quit when Lohan still wouldn’t pay him.

Kim claims he was hired by Lohan and her production company, Crossheart Productions, back in October 2006 at a going rate of either $4,000 a week for around-the-clock services, or $2,800 a week for the night(club) shift. In court papers, Kim claims he not only provided protection from pesky fans and even peskier paparazzi, he also served as an on-call chauffeur for Lohan and her friends and helped her secure VIP tables at concerts and clubs.

He further asserts that his chivalrous door-to-door driving services set him back $10,000 out of his own pocket for mileage incurred, valet tips issued and related expenses. A portion of the sum, roughly $1,470, stems from a November 2006 smashup when Lohan’s driver made an illegal right turn to avoid paparazzi and hit Kim’s trailing vehicle.

[From E! News]

Lohan claims that Kim was never employed by her, and that she doesn’t even know him. I guess it’s possible that Kim is some crazy guy that followed her around pretending to be her bodyguard. But considering all the horrible things Lindsay Lohan has done (ahem, stealing thousands of dollars in clothes from ex-friends, road raging through the streets of Los Angeles after her former assistant) it seems like that’s probably just one of her bullshit excuses, probably in an attempt to belittle David Kim.

It seems like Kim probably has a case – but to be fair, he couldn’t have been very good at his job. Hello, he was Lindsay Lohan’s chauffeur? How many DUIs has she gotten? I’m joking. But clearly Lindsay should have availed herself of Kim’s chauffeuring services a little more. Oh, and probably paid the man.

Here’s Lindsay leaving Fred Segal on Melrose Avenue with her friend Patrick. At least she’s not driving. Images thanks to WENN.