Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Apr 11
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Heather Mills says she “cleansed and baptised” McCartney’s lawyer


The judge in Heather Mills’ divorce case mentioned in his ruling multiple times that she was less than believable, and called her “distasteful,” “explosive,” and “volatile,” explaining how she failed to make a case that she was owed hundreds of millions. According to Heather it was Paul’s lawyer who wronged her, and she tried to make her point by dumping a jug of water over her on the last day in hearings. Outside of court that day, after having doused Paul’s lawyer Fiona Shakelton, Mills said “she has called me many, many names before meeting me when I was in a wheelchair.”

Now Mills is explaining her childish antics, and bragging about how great it was on an interview with Britain’s GMTV this morning. She even took a dig at Shakelton’s age:
“I cleansed and baptized her. I thought she looked fantastic - I thought it did her the world of good and now I’m getting lots of offers to restyle the hair of women of her age.” [via The Huffington Post]

And Mills couldn’t resist talking about her ex husband’s love life. McCartney was most recently spotted vacationing with his new girlfriend, American Nancy Shevell, in Antigua. He has also been linked with American actress Rosanna Arquette:
“I think he’s got three different girlfriends so I wish all the girls the best of luck. Better them than me.”

Mills is also fighting for transcripts of the court hearings to be released, hoping that it will air her grievances against Paul in a more efficient manner. She calls the coverage of her divorce “one sided.”

Just when you thought this woman couldn’t get any more annoying, someone gives her a platform and she takes it, flailing around and yelling at the top of her lungs. She’s like the paranoid village idiot of the media age. Everyone is out to get her, she’s always right, and she’ll tell you about it ad nauseum, creating general amusement for all.

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Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Arrogant, Delusional, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney

27 Responses to “Heather Mills says she “cleansed and baptised” McCartney’s lawyer”

  1. i wish she would sit down and shut up. if she’s sick of people not liking her, and not supporting her, then perhaps she should step out of the limelight and stop seeking so much attention.

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  2. Ca we, like, vote her off the planet?

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  3. GO AWAY HEATHER MILLS!

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  4. Ugh. I cannot stand this beligerant cow!

    And what is this thing about the wheelchair? Does she think she is immune to being called out for her shiteous behaviour just because she is handicapped? Bitch is bitch no matter your race, color, gender, sexual preferences, illness or handicap and if you’re behaving like one, I’m gonna call you one.

    This heifer could be scarred for life in some horrific accident, be diagnosed with cancer and die in a terrorist attack and I’m still going to write “lying c**tface” across her obituary picture.

    *deep breaths*

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  5. I can’t imagine why Paul McCartney is dating all these women young enough to be his daughter. Yes, these women are in their 40s but they are still young enough to be his daughter!

    Until he wises up and decides its not so disgusting to actually date a woman his own age, he will probably continue to have problems. Good luck Paul because you will need it.

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  6. she has no right to run off his women.

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  7. oh let him date who he wants to date. Its such a shame that Linda died… I love paul and i hope he finds a nice woman to spend his time with.

    What is WRONG with this woman? She actually really dumped water on her ex husbands attorney? what the hell!?! who thinks of doing that??? Im dumbfounded.

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  8. What a cow! How gives adamn who Paul dates? HE isn’t the issue, his bitch of an ex-wife is

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  9. why isn’t this idiotic woman in jail for assaulting the lawyer? if she’s that volatile why did they leave that poor child with her?

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  10. “Women of her age.” I gotta say, as much as I hate her, that wasn’t bad.

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  11. Well done, Heather. Keep it up. The longer you continue this ‘psycho bitch from hell’ routine, the closer the time that bea will be restored, for her own safety, to Paul’s permanent care.

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  12. Poor Paul he tried to fill Linda’s shoe but could’nt

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  13. Absolutely NOTHING about Heather Mills is likeable or appealing…Whatever did Paul see in her?

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  14. Whatever did Paul see in her ?

    He probably got a kick out of her she was unspoiled then and he was footloose and fancyfree.

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  15. She really is ranting her way into the nearest mental asylum.

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  16. What difference does it make as to the ages of women he dates? So he dates women younger than him–what a REVOLUTIONARY idea! Geez, I sure hope the rest of the men in the world don’t get the same idea and leave all 60+ women left to date 80 year olds. Cindy sounds a little bitter…

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  17. heh heh, not bitter at all, I’m happily married.

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  18. God, this woman is tiresome, there’s no doubt about it but the press are also part of the equation.

    I’m sick of seeing this chick villified day after day by the press

    And no, no-one asks for it

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  19. …p.s. Paul and whatsername look really cute in that picture, as if they’ve just come out of their wedding. They look good together

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  20. She’s hot, I’d do her in sec!

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  21. I agree, the press is part of the equation. They are the ones reporting about her constantly - everything she does, says or wears. I don’t think she is courting all of this publicity, I think she gets a lot of it gratis.

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  22. geronimo called it. She’s going to start pulling Britneys. Talk it up, Ms. Cringe.

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  23. Did this really happen? I don’t recall seeing pictures of a dousing, you’d think it would have been all over the gossip blogs. AND that the lawyer would have pressed charges on her ass….

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  24. Yes it did really happen. Pics of the lawyer emerging from the court with wet hair, heather smirking about it outisde of court, it was reported all over the BBC and UK media.

    Why wasn’t she held in contempt of court? I honestly think they were just too exhausted by the case, it had dragged on and on with no resolution, her levels of insanity and delusion were growing by the day and I think they all just wanted to be done with and not have to spend another second in the company of this crazed, deranged woman. But just my opinion.

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  25. Except Paul would never date any woman the same age as his lawyer. Paul only dates women young enough to be his daughter. That is part of his criteria.

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  26. Did this really happen? I don’t recall seeing pictures of a dousing, you’d think it would have been all over the gossip blogs.

    It was all over the news. There were no pictures because it was in court, but I remember seeing an artist’s sketch of it. Really, you should consult Google before saying these things.

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  27. She needs to have her own nasty, skank ass cleansed and baptized! I wish that female lawyer would have hauled off and knocked Heather the FUCK out! THAT would have been a great post to read about!

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