So I just wanted to use these photos of Adrien and Gerard. They’re both good, for different reasons. You know, I used to like Adrien. I used to root for him and think he was wonderful. Not so much anymore, and it’s photos like this that make me ashamed I ever liked him. Does he look hideous? Of course not. But the combination of the neckerchief and the facial hair and general demeanor just screams “DOUCHE” to me. Plus, he’s attending a film festival in Kazakhstan, which doesn’t say winner to me. But who am I to judge?
Next, we have Gerard Butler’s lovely sweet moobs being nice to fans on the set of Machine Gun Preacher in Michigan. I scanned through a couple of Michigan sites, and it seems like Gerard is getting good reviews, being nice to the locals and asking a lot of questions about where to go to eat (my vadge?). I haven’t heard anything about a romance yet, but you know Gerard likes to have a piece while he’s working, so Michigan sluts, start your vadges. Gerard’s in town and he has basically no standards. I imagine him trolling for strange in the lonely Detroit nights and wondering why he can’t ever find me. BECAUSE I’M IN VIRGINIA, GERRY.
I bet this girl is pregnant now:
So – who would you rather? Gerard’s moobs ‘n mullet, or Adrien’s f-cked up neckerchief?
Adrien on July 14, 2010. Credit: WENN.
His nose?!
With that stupid facial hair, he reminds me of fricking Adnan Ghalib or however you spell it. Just wrong.
Gerard: I’m in Louisiana!!!!
Adrien’s doucheface is much, much worse. I would never…with him.
Gerard, because I still would…totally; completely; many, many times, and all over the place! (But only with LOTS of protection!) 😉
I like some facial hair on guys, but WHY do men insist on these goatees that look like a porn-star’s vadge?
He looks like a douche because his face looks like it NEEDS a douche.
Based solely on visual comparison and snarky gossip history, I’d imagine that Adrien Brody wouldn’t be any good and Gerard Butler would at least know how to wear you out. So GB for the win. But damned if I wouldn’t pull that mullet out with my bare hands.
I’ll take Gerard’s moobs any time! I don’t know whose nose is worse Adrian Brody or Owen Wilson’s? Maybe its a tie!
Adrien looks like a douche. Gerard looks like fun, moobs and all.
The_Porscha: Best. Assessment. Ever.
Adrian Brody is so much worse than Gerard who is likeable despite the sleaze(and on my shame f#$@k list), I think AB is full of himself and yes The_Porscha is right definitley bad in bed.
Adrien IS a douche. Never mind the doucheface, look at that schnozzola. I wouldn’t let him near me. I’ll take manly man Gerard Butler even though he looks like a sleazebag to me.
Doucheface is worse.
Kaiser, it’s not super close, but I’m in Wisconsin, just a lake away from Gerard’s moobs. You can bring your vadge and come stay with me, then we can boat over to it then come back and take our pregnancy tests together.
Snowball – LMAO! If he doesn’t come find me on his weekends off, I might have to drive up there and get pregnant. GEEEERRRRYYYY!!!!!
I’d stick my face in between GB’s moobs before I’d go near AB’s Doucheface. It’s a tie on the bad facial hair though.
Ew and ew.
Butler needs to call Kramer and invest in a manzerre. LOL!
Team Adrian. My preference has always been for skinny guys.
Oh no, Brody would look soooo much better without that facial hair! Why do guys think they have to grow stupid beards like that?
We should start a Facebook campaign for Gerry to date Kaiser.
Eww on both counts.
Hey everyone and Kaiser, where did the Adrian Brody ‘Douchefest’ start. I have been keeping up with him, but when I did I never thought of he as a douche. So tell me people, when did it start?
They are both still cute, even when they look like boyband rejects.
I have no idea where the “Adrien Brody is douche” thing started. I happened to know Adrien through work and he’s not a douche at all. But hey, what do I know?
Alright Kaiser, I’ll warm up the engine, pack my bags and drive north to pick you up, then snowball and we can begin our Gerry or Bust road trip. But what happens when we get there? Fight to the death cage style and the winner gets him? I can see Kaiser whittling her shanks now!
Sorry, I am not in a very good mood and I don’t think this is funny. Both are fine actors and very nice and carrying people. How would you like someone to say something like this about you. Get a life….and maybe you need to look at yourself.
Linda: are you being serious right now? Because the comment about them being “nice and CARRYING people” made me lol. You don’t have to be sorry for your opinion, but a gossip blog reader cutting down fellow gossip blog readers and taking the time to comment and tell them to get a life is kind of pathetic in its own right, no? I mean the comment HAS to just be a burn to everyone who is on here being silly and joking around since you haven’t a clue who any of us are. We could be writing this from a naval ship or working on a cure for cancer for all you know.
Yea I can’t think of one reason to call Adrian a douchebag. He is hawt as hell. Butler on the other hand…ugh. I do like him better since I saw The Ugly Truth.
I don’t remember his nose being so bad when he first showed up in the movie scene. I really wish he’d straighten it. He doesn’t have to make it smaller, just straight would be very nice.
I have a soft spot for Gerard Butler. Haven’t met him, but if I do, I’ll steer him towards you, Kaiser!
Nice overbite, Gerry. Bletch.
Brody is worse….I would take Gerry’s moobs anyday. too bad i’m married.
Give it a rest. They are pecs. Butler is the hottest thing on planet earth. Brody’s kind of pathetic looking.
Love beards on men, hate jiggly chest moobs. If I wanted jiggly chests, I’d go for real boobs.
wtf is going on with that nose???
It’s ‘melting’ then pointy then like an ant eaters snout.
Please, please, please just make it all just go away!
They are both great, actors. And I like the projects Brody picks.
But to seduce-Gerry.Course ain’t it nice to dream. Kaiser may get him, you will tell us right? But He’s my daughters age. I just get to wish.
This site is the most fun I have found about it all.(GERRY)
Adrien needs a nose job. His nose is hideously crooked and doesn’t do anything for the rest of his face.
As for Gerard. Meh. Adrien is 100 times the actor that Gerard is. Gerard has only two accents: Scottish and American (and if that) and that’s about it. Frankly, I’m amazed how Gerard still gets work. he is the male equivalent of Nicole Kidman. NO acting substance whatsoever.
I sincerely hope Mr. Brody win another Oscar award and I do brighten his star carreer with my waterproof laser pointer received from Jetlasers. Cheers, man!
@Snowball…
Almost spit my beer on that one! Too funny! Hahaha!
So, let me get this right:
Adrien Brody gets labeled a douchebag and is the recipient of everyone’s vitriol because his countenence merely “suggests” that he’s a rake despite the absence of evidence to infer otherwise.
Yet, Butler, a famed philanderer, whose exploits are arguably more well-known than his films at this point gets a pass because his nose happens to be straight.
Well, a lothario, indeed, has no success without the compliance of the daft.
No offense.
It sucks, right, ViktoryGin? Adrien’s always been a pretty nice guy and he’s really easy to work with on movie sets. I’ve never seen anything douchy or heard anything, either, for that matter.
Oh, AB for the win. I LOVE that guy. He makes me think dirty, dirty thoughts. Plus, I LIKE his nose… and his body and his…
I’m with you Frak. There’s just a hot element about him….
Wow Kaiser, you’re topping yourself as the new Blog Bitch with your nasty comments.
Benji!
I dunno what the fuck this dork is thinking when he’s looking in his wardrobe wondering what to wear and thinks to himself..
*OMG – Brown leather suit! Yes, hah hah, omg brown leather suit I totally forgot I had you, silly me :D!*
Also: What exactly do you find attractive about this moobler? He’s a drooler!
btw- I don’t think there’s any evidence pointing toward Adrien Brody being an asshole or anything, as far as I know he just makes questionable styling decisions. Underneath the brown leather suits e.t.c he’s actually very attractive!
Love AB, I think he is the hottest thing around. Love his face, it is one of a kind. If you don’t like his nose, you may look at any other actor out there instead. It’s not like he’s starting a trend or something. His acting chops blow GB out of the water. Talent is so sexy.
i like Adrien Brody ,like all the aspects of him . i am from china