Rachel Uchitel: Professional mistress, pillhead and “love addict”

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When I saw the cast for the newest season of Celebrity Rehab, I thought someone had gotten their facts mixed up. The list included Janice Dickinson, Jason London, Jason Wahler, Leif Garrett and one of those oil-heir Davis boys. But someone else was on the list – Rachel Uchitel, famous mistress to Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz. Now last week, Rachel was allegedly going to be confirmed for Celebrity Apprentice, and I thought someone had mixed up their reality shows. But no, it turns out Rachel really is going to be on Dr. Drew’s show – so what is she addicted to? She’s a pillhead, it turns out:

Tiger Woods’ mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel is heading to “Celebrity Rehab” — but TMZ has learned the show resorted to drastic measures before she agreed to check in.

Sources connected to the production tell us Uchitel had originally turned down the show — but after producers DOUBLED their offer and Dr. Drew personally paid Uchitel a visit, Rachel changed her mind.

A rep from VH1 claims Uchitel is hoping to kick an addiction to pills.

We’re told it’s unclear if this will affect Uchitel’s offer to join Donald Trump on “Celebrity Apprentice.”

The network claims Uchitel will be joined on the show by supermodel Janice Dickinson, actor Jeremy London, musician Leif Garrett, oil heir Jason Davis, ex-reality star Jason Wahler and singer Keyshia Cole’s mother.

[From TMZ]

However, Us Weekly’s sources claim that Rachel’s addiction is “love”. As in, “love of being a whore.” Apparently, Uchitel also “checked into the Pasadena Recovery Center Saturday to undergo 21 days of detox and treatment”. For love addiction? The source goes on to say that Rachel “has made some bad relationship choices and is being given the chance to deal with some issues. She is not an addict. She doesn’t do drugs and isn’t an alcoholic, but she does have problems with relationships. This is her chance to tell her story and show people another side of herself.” So basically she’s going on a rehab show to talk about all of the married men she’s f-cked.

Tiger Wood's alleged mistress, Rachel Utichel arrives at LAX on May 5, 2010 in Los Angeles (photo by: manero/ Meet The Famous). Photo via Newscom

Tiger Wood's alleged mistress, Rachel Utichel arrives at LAX on May 5, 2010 in Los Angeles (photo by: manero/ Meet The Famous). Photo via Newscom

36319, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Thursday December 10, 2009. Rachel Uchitel, one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, had trouble keeping a low profile while spending the day running errands with an unidentified male. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

Header: Uchitel on March 27, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. OXA says:

    Must make her family so proud.

  2. Peg says:

    Since she’s the only one who hasn’t blabbed incessantly to the media about Woods, I THOUGHT she was smarter than to involve herself with a charlatan like “Dr” Drew. Big mistake, Rachel. Hope you haven’t signed the contract yet.

  3. aenflex says:

    Uh, I don’t think going on Dr. Drew is her biggest mistake.

  4. Me1st says:

    fame whore

  5. Vanessa says:

    I bet she is signing up to hook up with that heir or someone else rich and famous….

  6. Vanessa says:

    Although…I wouldnt be surprised if it is some kind of diet pill, she always looks “thick” to me, not in a bad way, but she doesnt seem naturally thin, like maybe it’s harder for her to lose on her frame?

  7. Sarah says:

    So who’s the actual celebrity that’s going to be on that show? Lief Garrett? lmao

  8. Squirrel says:

    With big pillow lips and a heavy saggy chest
    Precious dear Rachel sure ain’t looking her best
    Whether going more public will give her more sheen
    is highly debatable and just remains to be seen
    If you were paid millions to ‘just not say’
    Honor that, keep shtum and finally go away!

  9. DetRiotgirl says:

    Ok, I am going to be generous and say something nice today. I like her highlights. That’s all I’ve got.

    I don’t care who she slept with, and I don’t care where she digs for gold. But, I will start to care if I have to see her face associated with reality tv all the time. She was the only one of Tiger’s harem that didn’t give interview after interview about him. I know she made a truck ton of money for keeping her mouth shut. But, I appreciated having one less obnoxious ho running her mouth about her attention seeking vagina just the same.

    But now, it looks like Rachel is poised to out fame wh*re them all. I wish she would just take the money and keep to herself. I wouldn’t judge her if I didn’t have to see her.

  10. Snarf says:

    Wrong show. She should be on “So You Think You Can Skank”

  11. dj says:

    aenflex: Great one! LOL!

  12. mmf says:

    She has man hands, how unfortunate for her.

  13. Jillian says:

    Every time I see this woman I wonder WHAT KIND OF MAN MUST TIGER BE TO FIND HER REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE?!?!?

    A reallly f*cking stupid one, I guess. Elin is thousands of times prettier.

  14. Madisyn says:

    Well, is she addicted to pills or is she addicted to sleeping with married men? Which is it?

  15. Sumodo1 says:

    Remember the zombie Ambien sex? I bet it’s Ambien and Adderall.

  16. Jeri says:

    Add FameHo to this Ho. Unfair this one got so much money. At least she can’t answer any Tiger questions but I’m sure Gloria A. gave her some quotable responses for when questioned.

    Hope she fades from the public eye very soon.

  17. Jasmin says:

    Don’t forget Shauna Sand! She’s apparently going to Celebrity Rehab too. And Tila Tequila… !

  18. onyx says:

    I call her the beef jerkey with curtains.

  19. YT says:

    TMZ is reporting that Trump no longer wants her for Celebrity Apprentice because she has signed up for Celebrity Rehab. He thinks she has made a mistake.

    She has cheapened her value *cough-cough* by going with Celebrity Rehab.

  20. Madisyn says:

    YT, agree but could she really “cheapen” herself any more than she already has?

  21. connie says:

    @jillian i totally agree! i don’t find this woman attractive whatsoever!

  22. RhymesWithSilver says:

    There’s got to be some amazing psychological stuff going on with this woman. You know where we first saw her, right? In this famous photo from 9/11:

    http://www.who2.com/blog/uploaded_images/uchitel1-728417.jpg

    Uchitel’s fiance died in the Twin Towers, and her friends say she had a “personality transplant” afterwards, going out clubbing, and banging any famous man she could get. She’s supposedly extremely charismatic.

  23. Anti-icon says:

    Why does the viewing public have to see her ugly soul on television. Didn’t Tiger’s $10 million, plus the $1 million from the 9/11 relief fund she pilfered mean that she could pay for her own therapy, away from the cameras? What a FAILURE!

  24. Kim says:

    SHES AN UGLY MANS RACHEL ZOE! Her lips are repulsive & her implants have dents in them. Shes a pill head – just look at her.

  25. lucy2 says:

    OMG these comments are cracking me up.

    I think she’s addicted to being a famewhore. And a regular whore too.

  26. Claire78 says:

    This woman is gross in everyway.

  27. Hautie says:

    So will Dr. Drew cure her of shagging famous married men? Is that the goal here? Yes? hahaha!

    I am oddly curious how she can talk openly about banging married men, when she allegedly got paid to shut up.

    And to be honest, I suspect she banged alot more famous married men than the two everyone knows about. So if she outs the others, then this could be a fun show.

    I will admit now, I will be watching this season of this train wreck. Just to see Leif. I am still waiting for him to dry out. Yet, he always bluntly tells what crap he has done without shame. And I love him for that alone!

    Now if Nicolette Sheridan would check in for her issue’s…. and have her and Leif discuss their past. The show would have epic ratings.

    Seriously… how did he go from this:
    http://images.google.com/hosted/life/l?imgurl=306bb57845f96f46&q=leif%20garret%20bateman&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dleif%2Bgarret%2Bbateman%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26newwindow%3D1%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1

    To the mug picture we have today??

  28. Anonymous says:

    I can’t believe this show got Lief Garrett – a Scientologist! Lol. Remember Tom Cruise’s dustup with Dr Drew (eek! a psych!) a few years ago?

    Here’s Lief on the Scientology record album
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMPYEZnClho

  29. gg says:

    lol @ Snarf!

    Whoever thinks she is fat – seriously, look again. She has the tiniest hips I have ever seen.

  30. Mrs Odie 2 says:

    I think she has a penis. I think this is a shemale. I think that’s what Tiger was willing to spend 10 million dollars to keep quiet.