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Apr 16
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Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and planning shotgun wedding, claims People



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Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Engagements, Pete Wentz, Pregnant

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11 Responses to “Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and planning shotgun wedding, claims People”

  1. THAT’S IT.
    I have a few not-so-wise words to these two people, and all the gossip magazines that follow them.

    FUCK OFF AND DIE.

    Someone, coffee! Pronto.

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  2. It would be truely awful if this was all timed with the release of her album & t-shirt line.

    But I wouldn’t put it past Pimpa Joe to try to twist the news to his/her/thier advantage.

    I feel bad for Pete, he’ll be stuck to that family forever

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  3. Well, it IS an inappropriate question. I mean, how many of us would just walk up to someone, like a co-worker, and ask point blank if she was pregnant? I certainly wouldn’t. At the same time, I’m not sure I’d blatantly lie about it, either. Oh well, if she is pregnant, I wish them the best.

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  4. Shotgun Wedding

    Nice !

    does she know Pete is gay?

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  5. Dear Ashlee,

    What’s it like having a bigger dick than your fiance ?

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  6. bodhi, i always love and agree with what you write and look forward to your pithy and funny commentary, but i seriously doubt pete will be stuck permanently with the freako papa simpson clan, at least not any more than that other used-to-be son-in-law nick.
    oh. my oops. you’re right. jess and nick didn’t have children. if ash is preggo, pete really will be dealing with mama ash and grandpapa joe forever. frightening. very frightening.

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  7. I wonder what Jessica Simpson thinks of this?

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  8. Ashlee Simpson, no matter what she does, is still ugly and can’t sing.

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  9. It is of course not a nice thing to say at all and I shouldn’t even think of putting it in a comment… But imagine what the child of Ashlee Simpson (pre or post-surgery) and Pete Wentz would look like. It’s a fun but frightening game.

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  10. :lol: @ journey! Thanks!

    I shudder to think of what telling her folks was like

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  11. Her answer is strangely evasive…who knows, maybe she is preggers.

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