Jack Nicholson is looking for one last romance


At least one of these girls is Jack Nicholson’s daughter. Photo from March, 2008 thanks to Splash
I think everyone has had a relationship with a confirmed bachelor, the one who will never, ever get married, but still manages to string you along for a year before moving onto his next girlfriend, despite how sure you were you could change him. It’s why the Mr. Big character in Sex and the City has such appeal. But while Big and Carrie may wind up together (no, I haven’t seen the film, that’s just what I think will happen), in real life usually the guy just keeps on with his bachelor ways.

Case in point: Jack Nicholson is now 71, and still looking for a girlfriend.

Standing in the shower before the Tokyo premiere of his movie “The Bucket List,” Jack Nicholson contemplated his own “bucket list” of last great goals, the three-time Oscar winner said on Wednesday.

Easing tensions between the West and Islam would be a political goal, the actor said, but it was having “one last big love” that topped his list.

“Many of my friends, my own contemporaries, have said in their life that they would like one last big romance to occur, so that would be on my list also,” the 71-year-old performer said.

“I thought in the shower today (that) it’d been many political things I’d like, but of course I’m not in control of that.”

Reuters

Jack has been married once, and has five kids, but I think 40 years of dating (he divorced his only wife in 1968) puts him in the bachelor category. He doesn’t say that he’s looking for a wife, but just romance. I assume that’s the kind of line he feeds the ladies. All 2,000 of them he claims to have bedded.

Is this the future for Hollywood’s other confirmed bachelors? Will we see George Clooney in 30 years, with a big paunch and still looking for a piece of ass?

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  1. Syko says:

    I’ll volunteer.

  2. MonicaBee says:

    Sign me up.

    I don’t care how big his paunch is. I’d do him. 😯

  3. geronimo says:

    Some guys never lose it. I love him, think he’s still really sexy and couldn’t care less that some women find him sleazy. He is what he is, no bullshit, AND a very fine actor.

  4. ADD says:

    Yep, I’m in, too.

  5. Kimmy says:

    So, he’s been married twice before but he divorced his only wife in 1968? That makes no sense. Fact check your article.

  6. Syko says:

    Geronimo, the sleaze is part of his appeal. 😛

  7. geronimo says:

    Too right, syko…I like a man with a big appetite. 8)

  8. headache says:

    The thing is he could get it too.

    Every time I see him I think about Lara Flynn Boyle’s skinny ass and get a craving for a cheeseburger.

  9. sassyspank says:

    manboobs.

  10. AC says:

    wow i couldn’t be PAID to be with him… *shudder*

  11. Granger says:

    Uh, Kimmy, I think you need to fact check your supposed fact check. Celebitchy’s article reads: “Jack has been married once, and has five kids, but I think 40 years of dating (he divorced his only wife in 1968) puts him in the bachelor category.”

  12. Celebitchy says:

    @Granger: Kimmy is right. The article was written by Helen and I fixed it without noting it in the article because I was embarrassed I didn’t find it in the first place. I should have crossed it out and fixed it that way. Oh well. 😳

  13. maxpurr9 says:

    those are some hairy boobies!!

  14. PJ says:

    E-e-e-we! He probably has every sexually transmitted disease in the book after sleeping with all those women!

    I do think it’s nice that at his age, he still is looking forward to the future.

  15. mamalicious says:

    I love it! He’s always had attitude – it’s essentially what makes him so damn sexy. I hope he finds that romance. He deserves it as much as anyone.

  16. annie says:

    Jack Nicholson sexy? Where have you been woman? He is irritating….

  17. velvet elvis says:

    I don’t give a shit how old or out of shape he is…he’s still the coolest guy in Hollywood.

  18. brent says:

    half the women on this site confirm what all men know, As long as the guy is rich and famous, women will whore themselves to get to his coins :mrgreen: .

  19. latisha says:

    i’ll still go wit him 😮

  20. Kathleen says:

    OMG, I can’t believe that people are volunteering. LOL

    Personally, I’d rather do Abe Vigoda

  21. fem anon says:

    lol, that abe vigoda comment. i’ve had the great fortune of meeting him. he’s awesome. i can see what all the fuss is about.