If I ever had to go quasi-gay, I’d go for Lindsay Lohan. I realize that just last week I was calling for her to be banished to some island where cannibalism runs rampant, but I’ve been rethinking my ways. Why? Because when you date Lindsay Lohan and you get into a big fight with her, she flies you to Paris. And I never claimed to have morals.

You’d think Lindsay Lohan would be used to all the drama by now. But she was crying her eyes out the other night at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood, upset over a fight she had with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was deejaying. “They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.

[From Page Six]

A girl could reasonably worry that she’s lost the beautiful Samantha forever at this point. Luckily, LiLo has her charms. No, not her looks, or that Clay Aiken-esq smile of hers. Certainly not her charm, and definitely not her personality. But LiLo does have a little bit of cash, depending on who you believe. And what better way to smooth things out than to fly your girlfriend to Paris and say you’re sorry over a buttered croissant?

After a fun-filled weekend of modeling and partying in her leggings, Lindsay Lohan jetted off to Paris with Samantha for a little shopping and bakery hopping. Things seem to be fine with these two in BFFland, even though they had a little dispute last week that left LL in tears. Luckily the starlet still has a few things to help dry her eyes, like gearing up for her new album. Apparently she’s going to break it down with Ryan Seacrest once it’s all finished, and the American Idol host is already a fan of what he’s heard so far. Between Lindsay’s music and Dina’s reality show, it looks like we’re all in for a very Lohan Summer.

[From PopSugar]

I bet you anything, the fight that left Lohan in tears was over her new album. Like how much it must blow. As a well-respected DJ, certainly Samantha Ronson couldn’t lie to LiLo’s face about her suckitude, right? Several sites are hosting what’s said to be LiLo’s first single, Bossy, and by pretty much all accounts it blows. Well, unless you talk to kiss-ass Ryan Seacrest.

“I’ve heard some of it, I like what I’ve heard so far,” Seacrest told PEOPLE backstage at KIIS-FM’s annual Wango Tango concert in Irvine, Calif., on Saturday. Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers performed at the show.

“Lindsay is taking it very seriously,” said Seacrest, 33. “She’s working really hard. She’s working with great producers.”

The host added, “She’s told me that she’s going to come in and debut the entire record with me on my KIIS-FM [radio show]. We’re going to play some of the songs, and go through the whole thing together.”

[From People]

I’ve got to say, I really trust what Ryan Seacrest has to say in this case. I mean the man is known for nothing if not his critical thinking skills. Never does he pander. I’m sure if Seacrest gives it the go-ahead, Lohan’s album will be platinum within the first week. Although I’m also pretty sure she just offered to fly him to Paris to get what she wants. It seems to be working pretty well for her.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Lindsay Lohan is shown below last night at the Fornarina fashion show party at the Carroussel du Louvre in Paris. I’m pretty sure she’s not even trying to dress herself at this point and assumes her adoring fans will wear the same sweat-stained leggings she does every day of her life. Her girlfriend Samantha Ronson is shown outside of Louis Vuitton and hitting the tourist spots with her yesterday. Thanks to Splash News.