This magazine is cracking me up. Oh, sometimes I kind of love Kat-Face Kardashian, I really do. She’s pretty harmless in general, and she provides so much hilarious material. Where to even start with this? Kim put this scan up on her website for the Hong Kong Magazine, calling it “one of my most risqué covers to date!” Risqué. Lovely word for “her dress is going to maim one of those poor gentlemen, in an area where they will really feel it.” Also: her waxy cat-face is simply out of control at this point. And yet, with all of that working against her, I have to admit that this cover is a little fierce. I would like to see this dress, pose and concept with another girl, please. Oooh, Anne Hathaway! She could work this cover.
In other Kat-Face news, she and her sisters are about to launch a clothing line for plus-sized women called K-Dash. I’m not going to yell at them for that at all – I think it’s nice to see a “celebrity” clothing line for plus-sized women, and it’s an interesting message to send while other “celebrity” clothing lines seem stuck in Juniors. Let’s hope the line isn’t just a series of muumuus. Although, knowing the Kardashian women as I do, it’s probably just the same old slutty clothing, just in XXL. Hey, don’t hate! Plus-sized sluts need nice clothes too!
Since I’m being so nice to Kim in this post, I thought I’d show these new photos of her stuffing her face with… ice cream? Yogurt? Whatever it is, I love that looks like she’s enjoying the hell out of it. Good for her.
Prestige cover courtesy of Kim’s website.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kim Kardashian
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