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May 9
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This is the Playboy Playmate of the year? (SFW)



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Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Hugh Hefner, Jayde Nichole

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27 Responses to “This is the Playboy Playmate of the year? (SFW)”

  1. There’s hope for Rumer Willis yet.

    I actually like her dress. Then again, my fashion sense was probably influenced by all those years of playing with 80s Barbies, Gem, and those other princess dolls that I don’t remember the name of.

    Also, I just looked at all those pics. Yikes. Hef is getting blind in his old age. Capital WON, capital KEY.

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  2. Goodness gracious, she’s so fugly! And that dress, jeez… it looks like My Little Pony exploded all over her.

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  3. Something really messed up around the eyes. And the mouth. And the closet.

    That has to be one of the ugliest dresses I have ever seen.

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  4. that is a terrible dress. total barbie… blech. and yeah her face looks like someone much older trying to look young. Its strange for sure!

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  5. I like the dress. It’s fun.
    As for her face….not so fun.

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  6. Chick looks like Barbie and that dress isn’t helping matters.

    The one thing that really bothers me about plastic surgery is the uncertainty of how it will age. She looks good now but will she look like one of the Orange County housewives in 20 years?

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  7. iheartlasagne:

    I haven’t seen many really hot playmates in a while! Really the ‘girlfriends’ or whatever are not that hot, and I keep remembering a few years ago when Tiffany the singer was on the over! BLECH!

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  8. she definitely has a saggy wonky eye, especially on the cover of playboy. our favorite friend perez has the cover shot on the site and holy mother of droopyness her eyes and side of her mouth are off kilter.

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  9. I like how her hair and dress match up–her hair is in a very romantic style. The hair also works for her high forehead. I like the dress from the waist up for her.

    At least she’s covered up semi-decently, unlike the 2007 Playmate of the year.

    She has a rounded jawline; it’s an interesting effect. And she doesn’t look like a carbon copy of everyone else out there.

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  10. has hef entered his second childhood, and now he’s dreaming about purple cartoon fairies, instead of naked women? what’s up for next year, a singing purple dinosaur?

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  11. at least she’s not platinum blond. But the face does look rough.

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  12. She looks a lot like some older women I’ve seen at LAX airport.

    On these older plasticky women, the body is skinny, the boobs are big, the hair is dyed and pouffed, the forehead is obviously botoxed, the mouth creases are obviously puffed up with filler… but the jawline, neck/jowels and chest skin are saggy and leathery.

    Don’t women realize that by having so much work done they’re just making themselves look weird, and not a whit younger? Even *college kids* normally have creases on their foreheads and between their eyes when they smile or frown.

    I can’t believe I’m seeing those same scary effects on a 22-year-old!

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  13. She has a jaw like Rumor Willis.

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  14. I think she’s very pretty. Especially in the third pic where she’s being natural and not so pose-y.

    This is Playmate of the Year, anyway, not Beauty of the Year. There is a difference. I’m FAIRLY certain they look at a whole lot more than her face to give the title.

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  15. she looks like Barbie Benton. Hef’s old girlfriend.

    The dress is great if you are a four year old playing dress up.

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  16. She looks like one of those Real Girls sex dolls they sell in Japan.

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  17. ayatolla_of_rocken_rolla:

    fairytopia barbie….

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  18. That Hef bloke out creeps Freddy Kruger……….ugh, how can they stand to be near him…..

    bet he smells of Depends

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  19. she must have blackmailed hef somehow to take the title away from Spencer Scott, Miss October 2007, as PMOY. Miss Scott was the hands down fan favorite all year.

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  20. Beautiful girl. The dress was a bad choice, giving her an almost surreal anime look. Amazing legs, however. As far as Hefner is concerned, for better or worse there will always be working girls, and Hef’s the iconic king of pimp daddies.

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  21. Playboy is so culturally irrelevant, today. Its time has definitely passed.
    I have to agree with the above poster who said she looks like Barbie Benton.
    Also, I think the tacky, over-the-top, plasticky dress is perfect for the occasion. I mean, come on folks–this is a Playboy party! Not the Chanel runway show, or some gala event at the MET. Therefore, My Little Pony style totally fits :)

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  22. Quite correctly, Spencer Scott was the favorite all year, until a Playboy exec woke up and realized she was 17 when she shot her pictorial, and has run around every 21-and-and-over-only bar on the planet doing promos at age 18. Sad, because her making PMOY was the only way we were going to see some more neked pics of her, but I think Playboy was smart to stear clear of this potential embarasment.

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  23. yall are probally really ugly if yall have to judge her. i think shes gorgeous

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  24. she has ‘respect” tattooed at her entry?

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