Lady Gaga wears some meat, wants to officiate gay weddings

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This is Lady Gaga’s cover (?) for the new issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Very… meaty. Honestly, it does kind of make me think about how I’d love a steak, but in my defense, I’m hungry and I’ve been craving a steak for about a week now. Blame the Applebee’s commercials! Anyway, shock of shocks, PETA isn’t pissed about it. PETA’s president told the NYDN, “Oh, Lady Gaga’s job is to do outlandish things, and this certainly qualifies as outlandish because meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body.” Gaga is so powerful not even PETA wants to f-ck with her.

In other Gaga news, OK! Magazine claims that she wants to become a minister so she can perform gay weddings.

Lady Gaga plans to become an ordained minister and marry gay fans on stage, a source tells OK. If the Supreme Court decides that California’s Proposition 8 should be overturned, Gaga wants to be ready to celebrate.

“Gaga has already taken an online course and is poised to file the paperwork to become an ordained minister,” says the source. “She looks at this as repaying the love she’s received from her fans over the last couple of years.”

[From OK! Magazine, print edition]

Well, that would be something. It would be like having your wedding ordained by Cher or Streisand for some of these people. Certainly very memorable. Honestly, though… if she starts doing that, she’ll have more requests than she’ll know what to do with. She’ll spend so much time marrying people. And we’ll have to wait even longer for a new album.

July 09, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Lady Gaga on the ''Today'' Show Toyota Concert Series at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City on 07-09-2010. I14908KBA. © Red Carpet Pictures

July 09, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Lady Gaga on the ''Today'' Show Toyota Concert Series at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City on 07-09-2010. I14908KBA. © Red Carpet Pictures

July 09, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - LADY GAGA performing on NBC's ''Today'' Show Toyota Concert Series at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City on 07-09-2010.  2010..K65600HMC. © Red Carpet Pictures

Lady Gaga meat cover courtesy of The Superficial.

 

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  1. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Oh how awesome would it be to have Lady Gaga marry you? Could you imagine the reception? Awesome sauce. I really like the cover and if PETA didn’t come against America’s Next Top Model for doing a photo shoot with raw meat why would they against Gaga who looks positively fierce.

  2. Audrey says:

    Put on some pants and lay off the opiates

  3. di butler says:

    Oh barf. Get over yourself already. Just perform your music, quit trying to be queen (lover) of the world.

  4. chasingadalia says:

    Love the cover, but I’d never want meat coming anywhere near my lady bits.

  5. original kate says:

    only someone without much talent needs to rely on gimmicks.

  6. Toe says:

    @chasingadalia: I think you would LOVE to have some Man-Meat near your lady bits.

  7. Bailey says:

    that picture makes me want to turn vegetarian.

  8. RHONYC says:

    this like an ‘in yo face!’ to pam anderson’s lettuce bikini peta poster!

    oh, gaga…you lil’ scamp.

    http://planetsave.com/2009/03/15/pamela-anderson-tries-to-help-florida-chimps/

    bwahaha! :-)

  9. Cam says:

    Love her and love the cover.
    @LOVE ANGELINA It would REALLY be a day to remember.
    She’s amazing.

  10. GatsbyGal says:

    I’m kind of shocked PETA was so tame about this.

  11. Awkward Turtle says:

    Hahaha! On youTube there is a parody of Lady Gaga and how weird she is. She (well, an acteress) and Lord Gaga argue about who is strangest. One line is “That’s pretty weird but I think I got you beat/ I like to wear bathing suits made out of raw meat”. Search for “Key of Awesome Lady Gaga”. It’s actually a very good song.

  12. Gay21 says:

    “Gaga is so powerful not even PETA wants to f-ck with her” Or maybe they just realised that she only did it to get a negative reaction and therefor publicity so they denied her what she wanted.

    I’m actually gay and i can’t stand this woman, she plays upto and uses gay people for her own ends, Kylie Minogue is way better and never uses gays for her own ends.

  13. kimberly says:

    ummmm . . . I know she likes to do “controversial” things, but this attempt is seriously “been there, done that”.

  14. jane16 says:

    God, this is so gross. How on earth would she get all that bacteria off? Ewww.

  15. Shay says:

    PETA are absolute, grade a hypocrites if they don’t comment on this negatively. Meat, like fur, is still a commercial commodity.
    Gaga, like Madonna, is using the gay community to ascend and some (not all) members of the gay community are still stupid enough to fall for it.

  16. Nic says:

    I’m a vegan and this makes me hate her. What is she thinking? I agree, she will do anything for attention.

  17. Conando says:

    Disgusting. Some animal had to die so she could look this idiotic, what a waste.

  18. Confuzzle says:

    She’s quite the chameleon. In that last show she looks like Tea Leoni.

    Anyone who pisses off PETA is a ok with me!

  19. DetRiotgirl says:

    @gay21 I love Kylie! I wish people in the states would give her more credit!

  20. Emily says:

    DetRiotgirl, come to Australia then! The gay clubs play her all the time!

  21. Isa says:

    I am not a vegetarian, but I admire people that can do without meat. I hate to see people waste meat like this.

  22. P'Allen says:

    For those of you who watch ANTM, you’ll recall they already did this. (MK pointed it out at Dlisted but it was the first thing I thought of before even reading what he had to say.)

    You’re late Gaga, as usual.

  23. Jover says:

    Yes, when you have no confidence in your music you resort to cheap stunts unlike others (elton john, etc.) that combined show and great music. She is such a hypocrite all the way around; whatever happened to the immigration “issue” yes, right, she’s not in Arizona so it can’t be used to sell tickets and generate pub. I despise her because she played with an issue people feel strongly about and has since ignored it as it isn’t relevant to her current media whoring.

  24. Stronzilla says:

    Throw her on the Weber, let’s grill!

  25. Chris says:

    Perhaps pissing off vegetarians is going to become the new sport now that pissing off Christians and pro-choicers has become boring.

    Btw: the Beatles drapped meat and doll body parts on themselves about 40 years ago.

  26. bb says:

    For someone who supposedly starves herself thin, she sure looks chunky in that 3rd picture down. I prefer her body when she first came out – a little thick/solid but very toned and healthy. I don’t like the skinny look she had around Telephone and I don’t like the jiggly look she has now.

  27. Sandy says:

    @bb
    What the hell are you talking about? She’s wearing a bathrobe! I love it when people hold celebrities to impossible body standards.Its like a fat guy in an armchair b&^%ching about football players he couldn’t touch. What the hell do you look like?

  28. bb says:

    @ Sandy: No, I mean the third one where she’s leaning over (playing the piano I guess) and looks like she has a big spare tyre. She did not have that when she first hit it big, she was much leaner – she looked like she was keeping in shape the healthy way now it looks like she uses drugs to try to lose weight, then regains (plus more) and yo-yos.

    I’m not saying she has a bad body, in fact, if she wasn’t wearing such a skimpy costume I’d probably think she had a great body. But it’s a fact that celebs are quite justifiably held up to higher standards because they make ridiculous amounts of money mostly because of the image they sell you. And here, nope, sorry if I were her I’d want to look better than that in that bikini top/high waisted pants outfit, not necessarily skinnier, but more toned for sure – especially if I had a case of the horse face like Gaga.

  29. Lisa says:

    @Stronzilla… My thoughts exactly!!

    The first thing I thought was Bacteria! Bacteria, EWWWWW….

    I love meat but damn…

  30. Disgusted Guest says:

    GaGa is Disgusting, Sick, De-mended and Stinky. She sat in meat with no under garments, YUCK!! Did she have lipstick and tampons in her meat purse. YUCK!!! Makes me want to vomit. Lets put her back in that outfit and send her to the jungles in Africa so the Lions can appreciate it. She’s mentally out of it, she’s lost it. No Longer A Fan

  31. Disgusted Guest says:

    Disgusting, Sick, De-mended and Stinky. She sat in meat with no under garments, YUCK!! Did she have lipstick and tampons in her meat purse. YUCK!!! Makes me want to vomit. Lets put her back in that outfit and send her to the jungles in Africa so the Lions can appreciate it. She’s mentally out of it, she’s lost it. No Longer A Fan