Simon Cowell has boned 2000 women, probably

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This story comes from Evil Beet, via some sketchy quotes that seemed to originate in a British tabloid. It might be bullsh-t, but it might not, who knows? Personally, I could totally see Simon Cowell admitting this. Allegedly, Simon claims that he’s slept with 2000 women in his adult life, mostly in the 1980s and 1990s, when cooter flowed like wine, apparently. I have to ask… were these girls who just wanted a music career and Simon seduced them and was all “Smell ya later”? Ew.

THE creator of the X Factor, Simon Cowell, who remains a judge on the UK version, has bedded up to 2000 women, he has revealed. The 50-year-old multi-millionaire’s “good times” ran through the 80s and 90s, up to 20 years, which means he will have racked up the massive “magic number”, the Daily Star in the UK reported.

Cowell was quick to point out he was “not as bad as Russell Brand”.

“I like women. I just like them. I like flirting and I like to listen,” said Cowell, executive producer and judge on American Idol. Guys will say they fancy girls, but my best friends are girls.”

With a string of beauties in his past, including pop star Sinitta, 41, presenter Terri Seymour, 35, and models Jasmine Lennard, 25, and Jackie St Clair, 50, Cowell is now officially off the market. He popped the question to make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy, 37, in February this year though he warned he might not marry her for another 10 years.

And the star talked about why their relationship works so well, saying: “She just gets it.”

“You’ve got to understand it, that it’s not serious,” said Cowell, who earns around $90 million (£54.25m) per year.

“You mustn’t be uptight, can see the funny side of things when I get down about stuff.”

Simon’s spokesman Max Clifford said yesterday: “I have no idea how many women Simon has known. The only person who knows that is Simon himself.”

[From The Courier Mail]

Yeah… I really don’t think you can nail 2000 women just be being a good listener, I really don’t. You can f-ck 200 women by being a good listener, but the sheer volume of 2000…? No, you’re picking up some strange that is f-cking you for their career. Or you’re paying them. That I would buy, honestly. Simon seems like the kind of guy who would pay for it just to keep things simple, because he’s a busy man and he wants his pieces delivered.

Even with this news, and even with his fur and his weird hair and his odd pointy moobs and his snotty attitude… I still would. He seems like he would be interesting in bed. Oddly erotic and commanding. Also, I think he would be into me, because he seems to have a thing for darker-skinned girls, bless his heart.

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This is the “O-face” that 2000 women have seen:

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Simon on June 6, August 6 & 7, 2010. Credit: WENN.

 

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  1. gillie says:

    he must have some unique stds.

  2. mel says:

    Wow that’s alot of bonning but I think I would bone him too! For some reason I find Simon attractive. lol

  3. Megan says:

    Why does he have such short arms?

  4. Linda says:

    Oh, gross. Not me. I think it’s the hair. Might be the smirk. No-o.

  5. Manda3 says:

    His arms are shorter than everything else. Ha-Ha didn’t notice that before. I couldn’t sleep with him, even if I could sing and wanted a career. He is gross to me. I do how ever like his abilty to crush ones dreams in a matter of a sentence. British harshness.

  6. Katie says:

    When cooter flowed like wine.

    That line made my day worth living today.

  7. texasmom says:

    Never. NEVER. Hairy little hands, shudder.

  8. mercy says:

    The money that guy has … he doesn’t care what anybody thinks.

  9. Kitten says:

    Now that I know his Number, I have to say that no, I would not hit it. As an insurance professional, I’d have to say that this behavior “elevates his risk for exposure” which in turn, makes him an unappealing piece of business.

  10. Mistral says:

    That’s kind of gross if true. I really wouldn’t go there, even though I like his acerbic style. He does have rather short arms….

    90 million a year???????? WOW.

  11. Eileen says:

    I can’t imagine cooter even trickling for that guy. *vomit*

  12. Cheyenne says:

    I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be the 2001st.

  13. Javagirl1 says:

    Lol at O face. Yeah I wouldn’t mind being 2001…

  14. Lardy Chops says:

    Find him physically repellant but I kind of like his attitude. He doesn’t give a crap what people think about him.

    So I’d happily have a dinner date with him as long as I could skip the bed bit afterwards.

  15. ptt says:

    Funny. I heard there is an entire PR firm in the UK working to keep SC firmly in the closet. And judging by this, they go about it in a none too subtle way.

    2000 men more like.

  16. Lenore says:

    If he promised in advance to pay me off the way he paid off that other ex-girlfriend, sure I’d sleep with Simon Cowell. If you’re good at something, never do it for free, as a wise man once said.

    Because I sure as hell wouldn’t do him for nothing, that smug, vapid, sleazy, loathsome, arrogant, self-absorbed, self-loving, dead-eyed, soulless, sickening, despicable, ruiner of all things pure and pleasant in this world, that man who pisses from a height on the soul of all music and whose existence makes my brain hurt.

  17. Jen says:

    2000 women? Uh, yeah, doubt it. That dude likes dudes. Period, end of story.

  18. Cam says:

    I would still hit it. Don’t ask me why, but I find him very attractive (unconsciously). It’s like… I wanna say “EW, NO!” but for some reason I cant.

  19. victoria says:

    he’s totally gay. and by gay i mean homosexual.

  20. kieran says:

    Can no-one see that this man is totally gay? All this 2000 women business is absolute tosh.

  21. California Surfer says:

    I totally don’t know what to make of the situation but the article and comments are way majorly entertaining!

  22. Daisy says:

    Gay men usually do have nothing but female friends so I’m beginning to wonder about Simon. As a shag partner I think he would be lazy and make a woman entertain him. He probably likes to watch while laying on his back. Boring…..

  23. jzhz says:

    Ugh, he is completely without sexual appeal. He looks very pear-shaped, but i suppose some women sleep with men for money, so that would explain it.

  24. FilanFever says:

    LOL, No, Simon Cowell is most deffinatly NOT Gay. haha.

    to be honest i’d still have him. (dont ask me why, i mean im quite young and find him totally attractive) it’s probably because i love his sence of humour, his honesty, his cheeky smile, well i just love him in general. He’s a LEGEND!! :) :) ♥♥

  25. Alicia says:

    I wouldn’t even touch him with a sterilized 10 foot pole
    Grossssssss!

  26. Squirtle says:

    Yeah I agree with a lot of the commenter’s that say they would have him but they aren’t really sure why…It’s hard to say what it is that’s so attractive about him, AND it’s not his money…Unfortunately I think it’s his sarcasm and his attitude that I’m attracted to… Ugh I guess I’m just doomed to like guys that act like jerks, I can see I’ll never learn my lesson!

  27. bellaluna says:

    NAS-TY! No way; not ever. I don’t care how thick the beer-goggles or how many Kamikazes I’ve had – it wouldn’t happen.

  28. LindaR says:

    I wouldn’t want him because too many have gone (come) before me. How discriminating do you think he was back in the day?

  29. lucy2 says:

    Wow, that’s 1000 per moob.

    I’m sure his bride-to-be is thrilled with that news. Oh wait, $90 mil/year? She probably doesn’t care!
    I wouldn’t – he’s good at his job, but beyond that, no thanks.

  30. bubbles says:

    he is in desperate need of a mansiere and a better barber!

  31. Mingo says:

    This guy is such a loser. I wish he would just go away…soon.

  32. CB Rawks says:

    Not at all believable, because he is completely repugnant and hideous. Even pity-screws wouldn’t amount to those kind of numbers.

  33. Feebee says:

    I’m crossing into gross territory here but since we’re already there as it’s Simon Cowell’s sex life we’re discussing….

    I’d believe he’s fingered 2000 women but not actually f*(ked them.

  34. lala in nYc says:

    you girls are too funny. T-rex!!

  35. Mel says:

    This ‘rumour’ only persuades me more he’s gay. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a promiscuous lifestyle but not so sure about the ‘women’ part.

  36. JohnnyDepp'sgirl says:

    He is not gay and I am totally with the others, dont know why but I would hit it too…

  37. gg says:

    Okay, he’s had a mooblift, has creepily short arms and the worst of it is his King Kong haircut.

    Yuk all around. I would NOT do him and I am a sucker for Brits.

  38. slymm27 says:

    Puhleazzzze….. that is so not true.

  39. Mingo says:

    Why is this guy famous? Can somebody please tell me? What exactly is his talent? Why would anyone pay this guy to do anything but be a picker in a club line?

  40. british bitch says:

    How does he wipe his arse? He can´t reach it.