Courtney Love claims that her refreshed face is the result of chanting & yoga

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Last week, we got to see some photos of Courtney Love at the NYC premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Courtney looked… refreshed. Dewy. Clean. Lucid. Almost pretty. For someone who had spent most of the year looking like this, it was quite a turnaround. My guess for the appearance turnaround was some subtle nips and tucks, plus several scorching hot showers (to kill the scabies) plus better hair plus good makeup plus no drugs. But it seems like I was wrong (not really). Courtney tells Us Weekly that she looked so good last week because she’s been chanting. And doing yoga. And she dyed her hair. Yes, I totally believe her.

Courtney Love turned heads Sept. 20 in a gorgeous crimson Calvin Klein dress at the NYC premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps and the following day in a slinky silver dress at the New Yorkers For Children gala. It was a stark contrast from the Hole rocker’s usual grunge look.

Blogs were abuzz that she underwent a “stem-cell face-lift,” which involves taking fat from a person’s lower body, processing it and then injecting it into the face to make the person look younger.

The Hole rocker, 46, slams the rumors, telling UsMagazine.com she is simply taking better care of herself. First change: She darkened her hair to “look more natural,” she tells Us. To stay toned, she says she’s been regularly “running and doing anti-gravity yoga.”

She credits most of her healthy glow from surrounding herself with the right people.

“I used Tony Robbins’ concerto of modeling from people who are good influences on me,” she tells Us. “I try to keep the negative people out of my life.”

Most important: “No prescription meds!” says Love, who claims she is drug-free after a long battle that left her nearly suicidal and in rehab several times.

These days, Love tells Us she is in better shape and hoping to improve relations with her daughter. The key?

“I’m in a love thing,” she told Us. “Loving myself, foremost – trying anyway – and chanting as always.”

[From Us Weekly]

Lying bitch. Of course, I don’t know for sure what she did. Maybe it really was the chanting. CoughcoughHAHAcough. Maybe it was the stem cell face-lift. Maybe it was drinking stem cells with her nightly liter of vodka. Maybe it was a blowtorch to her old crack-skin. Maybe it was the cocaine cut with baby tears. F-ck, I don’t know. But she does look good, so I guess she should keep “chanting.”

Here’s a photo of Courtney from May:

Singer Courtney Love strolled around the Soho area of New York on May 11, 2010 with a young man who we believe is her realtor or real estate agent. It s rumored that Courtney will be buying a new home in the area but that has been in the works for about two years now. Will Courtney ever find a place to call home? Fame Pictures, Inc

And from February. Must have been the chanting.

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Courtney on Sept. 20 & 21, 2010. Credit: WENN & Fame.

 

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  1. Jackson says:

    ::::Jackson would comment on this story but is too busy chanting and looking for that old Yoga DVD that lies somewhere in the one-and-done DVD bin::::

  2. Marianne says:

    Thanks for the laugh Courtney!

  3. Hautie says:

    I can not believe she is trying to sell her new face… was all because she chanted. *side eye*

    Oh and did a little yoga. The level of her delusional chatter is truly epic.

    But at least this time there was a gifted surgeon involved. Money well spent.

  4. Lisa S. says:

    What the living hell is going on with her under arm in the last picture??! Looks like a cyst or something. *shiver*

  5. Snarf says:

    Fer face does look great. I think she had facial accupuncture. It stimulates the production of collagen under the skin, giving skin that fresh, dewy look (as opposed to the Botoxed freeze).

  6. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Um yeah.. I am going to chant right now while i drink my vodka and schedule my stem cell facelift..

    We believe you sweetheart.. keep believin in your world. Its your world honey, work it.

  7. Marjalane says:

    I give it a week before she hits twitter with more delusional rants.

    Is everyone in Hollywood bi-polar?

  8. JM says:

    Wow! She has done a lot of drugs if she actually thinks anyone will believe this.

  9. Kelly says:

    I swear to God, I don’t know how she does it. It’s been this way for years – she looks like a total batshit-crazy street lady for months, and then BAM! She turns it around and comes out looking fabulous. And then it happens all over again.

  10. WYIJM says:

    I do yoga five days a week. It makes me feel great, but it doesn’t have that effect on my face. Time to take up chanting?

  11. original kate says:

    what was edward norton thinking?!

  12. LindyLou says:

    Sorry, I started chuckling when I read the headline and got about halfway through the article when I started laughing out loud. Had to stop. Man, that woman is a deluded narccistic piece of work.

  13. jemshoes says:

    I honestly do think these celebrities and their PR people think we are as stupid as they believe us to be!

  14. CB Rawks says:

    “They think we are as stupid as they think we are”? Did you fall into an Escher painting?