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John Mayer says douchey things about his ex-lover, Twitter. [Pop Sugar]
Lindsay Lohan wants to set up a rehab photo shoot for cash money. [Celebuzz]
Little Mason-Dixon is all “WTF?” to Kat-Face Kardashian. [Dlisted]
Newly slim Ricky Gervais swears off fat-jokes. [PopEater]
Ashley Greene is working the Jonas dong for all the publicity she can get. [LaineyGossip]
Bedhead reviews Case 39 – her verdict? “Eh.” [Pajiba]
The Hamm wants to be the next George Clooney. Note to My Hamm: Aim higher. [A Socialite Life]
Teri Hatcher without makeup. Um… it doesn‘t look ghastly. [Celebslam]
Angelina Jolie in Budapest, with the kids. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Katy Perry & Russell Brand to marry in India? [LimeLife]
Sparkles & K-Stew go on a PDA-filled date. [I’m Not Obsessed]
I honestly thought Zooey Deschanel was Carla Bruni. [Agent Bedhead]
Did Mario assault his mom, or is his mom a crackhead liar? [Bossip]
Gisele Bundchen makes out with a random dude? [Yeeah]
The Jolie-Pitts will fine you if you talk about their kids. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Katherine Heigl thinks being an insufferable bitch is “fierce.” [Evil Beet]
Written by Kaiser
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Sparkles and Lesbian truck driver are still playing the prepared PR games, I see!!!
Dont’ they claim to be so Anti-Hollywood and then they give the info to Eonline(where Emo’s father works). Ah, they are always “caught” accidentally and no one but paid gossip bloggers see the “real” affection to which the cameras of neutrals are immune.
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Zooey has been photoshopped into Brulivion!
Also, I am surprised the “Gisele kissing another dude” story hasn’t received more attention. It’s probably just an innocent kiss hello/goodbye(ciao!) but it seems like this would be prime gossip fodder. Is it nap time for the masses?
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Is art really the point of Twitter, douchebag, I mean, John?
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He made a great point about twitter. He just articulated it very well. The professor Dr. Welks read this in his Sociology course this morning. He does not like how saturated we are in social media.
http://jhnmyr.tumblr.com/
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I’d love some Ricky Gervais on HGF!!
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Yep, I just knew that that Hamm guy wants to be the next Clooney, and have said it in other posts that it is the ‘Clooney Syndrome’ all over again with him (Both men are over hyped etc).
I’m no Clooney fan, but he does have charisma. Hamm does not. He should stick to TV.
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(Just in my opinion, before I get jumped on by the Hammettes
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he also once deleted his blog. and then undeleted it. he’ll probably do the same with twitter if fans beg hard enuf. he seems to be a confused and overly ruminative type. there’s Prozac for that.
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He never deleted his blog. It’s on his website johnmayer.com. He can’t delete it. He’s moved to different social networks just like every person and business. Facebook Myspace… Honeyee.com then Facebook then twitter now tumblr.
The guy is going on about his life getting away from overt social networking. He’s comfortable with tumblr, just as many artists seem to be or people interested in arts.
Absurd to lie saying he deleted his blog, to make something out of nothing. He’s just someone finding the best fit for him in the social networking game.
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@8908: He didn’t delete it, he just wiped all the entries except for one or two that were fairly inocuous.
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John Mayer looks like the douchey himbo neighbor from Three’s Company (not the Ropers) in that photo.
EW.
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@8908 HI JOHN,(smiling)im not mad, i like you,love your music too. good luck, hee hee
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Wow – this article has been up since yesterday and only has 11 posts and not all are about John – shows how totally irrelevant he is. A murder that happened over 50 years ago has 55 comments . . . . . . . . Buh bye John.
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sensitive fan alert! 8908
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Just have to thank Kaiser for that third picture. That is good stuff!
I couldn’t care less about this turd, but I find the irony of criticizing Twitter via internet blog too hilariously ironic to NOT comment on. I hope for his sake he’s trying to illustrate some point that has significance in his mind, but I have a feeling he’s just a douche.
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god, john mayer is the dumbest moron alive. he should seriously put himself out of his misery. his music blows, he sucks, & to be quite frank he’s really not even hot. i just can’t help but think douchebag when john mayer is concerned.
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Completely agreed, Michael. Good riddance, John. Nobody will miss you on Twitter, you giant douche.
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I hate Twitter and Facebook, but there’s ONE person, who while on Twitter, was a genius: Christopher Walken. He should be the only person allowed to make “art” on Twitter.
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