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Jun 3
'08
Sarah Larson blindsided and heartbroken by Clooney split


More details have come out about the George Clooney and Sarah Larson split, and they’re not flattering to horse teeth Clooney. The 47 year-old perpetual bachelor may have been willing to squire Larson around to events for a few months, even bringing her as his smiling silent date to the Oscars, but he certainly wasn’t going to marry her and it sounds like he didn’t even want to get her hopes up.

An insider tells Fox News that 39 29 year-old Sarah thought that Clooney was going to propose, despite all his public statements to the contrary, but that he broke it off with her all of a sudden and that she had no idea it was coming. She had to pack up her shit from his LA home and move back to Las Vegas, which was where she was living and working as a high-paid cocktail waitress and hostess when she met Clooney:

“She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped,” a friend said. “She’s really upset. Devastated.”

Larson found herself teary-eyed, packing her bags and walking out the door of the home the couple had shared in Los Angeles.

Friends said the 29-year-old fled to Las Vegas, where she was working at a nightclub in the Palms Casino Hotel before Clooney swept her off her feet one year ago.

The pretty brunette, a former “Fear Factor” reality show contestant, is already back with her old crowd. Larson made her first public appearance since the breakup on Saturday at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa’s grand opening party.

As things got serious with Clooney, Larson had moved into his Los Angeles mansion, subletting her home in Las Vegas. Tongues wagged that she might be “the one” when he took her to the Oscars this year.

Less than a month ago, the couple were in New York celebrating the actor’s 47th birthday. They were taking it slow, but they were planning to eventually wed, they told friends at the time.

“She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this,” a friend said. “It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”

[From FOX News via The Huffington Post]

The June Harper’s Bazaar interview with Larson might have pushed Clooney over the precipitous ledge he’s been on as an older, famous childless man who can have any woman he wants. Larson talked about how she met Clooney in the interview, called her appearance at the Oscars with him “like a modeling job - smiling and greeting people,” and said she used to make $1,000 a night as a cocktail waitress in Vegas. She claims she has no ambitions to act, but with the type of money she was making she could easily go back into hostess work or whatever she was doing.

I bet Larson would never have lasted as long as she did with Clooney or even been granted arm candy status if she didn’t get into that motorcycle accident with him last September. That event may have made Clooney settle down temporarily, but he didn’t change into a man ready for a long term commitment overnight.

If you want to judge if a guy could be in it for the long haul, just look at his past relationships. If all he has in his recent past is a string of short term girlfriends, you’re bound to be one too. I know I’ve been fooled by charm and influence too, and you learn and move on. At least Sarah has some fabulous couture and jewelry to take away with her.

Sarah Larson is shown in her first outing as a single girl post Clooney at the Palms Place Hotel and Spa on 5/31/08, and with Clooney at the Leatherheads premiere on 3/31/08, thanks to PRPhotos.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Breakups, George Clooney, Sarah Larson

64 Responses to “Sarah Larson blindsided and heartbroken by Clooney split”

  1. I must be a vindictive bitch because this makes me smile :?

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  2. CB. She’s aged 10 years in your second par. I know she’s heartbroken an’ all and that doesn’t do much for a girl’s looks, but still… :lol:

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  3. I can’t believe she thought he was on the verge of asking her to marry him. She would have to do something else like get pregnant. :roll:

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  4. lol 29 or 39, who knows, these women and their plastic surgery lol.

    I do feel sorry for her, I think Clooney is a bit heartless sometimes. Like why move her in to his house if he never had any intention of continuing the relationship? But on the other side, he’s always been like this, and he isn’t going to change any time soon.

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  5. She’s NOT heartbroken. She was seen dancing PROVOCATIVELY in front of Ryan Doherty her ex-boyfriend at this event.

    Stop posting/talking about this sl*t. She’s just a vegas escort who doesn’t deserve more publicity.

    And George will still be a man with no respect for woman. Who and where is the next skank he will turn into ‘The ONE’ ?

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  6. I think she is really beautiful. Don’t hate on her cause your jealous. She got further ahead in life than any of you!

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  7. Sarah is stunning and Clooney is a cad. She held up gracefully in the media spotlight. Hope she can convert her experience to a career advance. Go girl!

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  8. Even without Clooney, this girl is now officially a celebrity. It’s the age of the 24-hour internet news cycle. Where people like Heidi Montag get magazine covers. Shows like EXTRA will turn to Sarah for lame commentary on anything from celebs dating unknowns to waitressing stories. Expect to see her on Dancing With the Stars next season.

    I’m half joking.

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  9. Bullshit. She’s not heartbroken. She knew who she was dating. No one thinks they’re going to marry Clooney. He’s just a good time and possible career move.

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  10. Ade- all that tells me is that, yes, she probably IS heartbroken if she was drowning her sorrows and dancing like a slut. that’s what I do when I’m heartbroken…and gasp, SOMETIMES WORSE! ‘least i’m honest.

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  11. why would she think he would marry her? He does this all the time.

    Kudos to Celebitchy. You called it right after the motorcycle accident. I think that IS why he kept her around. Maybe felt sorry for her.

    Maybe didn’t want her to sue him.

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  12. I think when all those pictures came out of her partying, kissing other women, etc. he decided to drop her. He’s thinking of his image.

    I think she is gorgeous though and feel bad for her. But, I think he was thinking with his “little head” when he started dating her.

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  13. I’m confused as to why anyone would want to take a picture of her without George Clooney.

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  14. Even though I think she’s basically a Vegas hooker, I’m still going to give her some credit. I think she was and is smart enough to know that Clooney wasn’t ever going to marry her. Hell, he probably puts that on his card.

    GEORGE CLOONEY
    “I’m not going to marry you.”
    707-999-****
    Call me!

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  15. Relationships fail, fact of life. This is no different. I still think George
    is one of Hollywoods Deep Dark Secrets.
    Just a gut… could be wrong. Sarah now needs to move, you had your little bit of fame. Party over.. get those little happy feet adancing.

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  16. This is what happens when you hear what you want to hear and not what’s being said.

    I don’t know if it was the Harper’s interview that did her in. Could have been those party girl shots that were plastered on the internet a couple of months ago that were a little on the skanky side.

    In any event, her profile has been raised about to the level of a reality show ’star’, and she has the opportunity to exploit that in whatever way she chooses.

    I’ll bet George also assisted with any *cough* moving expenses she incurred.

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  17. Don’t worry about her, she will be hooked up with another Hollywood B-list star before the summer is over. She doesn’t look like she is ready for her 15 minutes to be over.

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  18. perhaps she refused to have anal sex with him?

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  19. Shar, I think you’re onto it. There have been rumors for awhile that he’s the biggest closet case in the industry. Years ago he lived with the queen of all beards, Kelly Preston. He had a short, apparently rotten marriage in his 20s and gave up on it after that. But to be THAT adamant about it and then to have a string of disposable girlfriends just smacks of p.r. Want to bet he’ll always have a girlfriend for Oscar season?

    On the other hand, he does hang out with real boy’s boys like Angelina’s trophy, so who knows.

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  20. He didn’t have a girlfriend with him when he won the Oscar in 2006 or 2005. He just wants to be alone. There are always haters on these board who want everyone to be gay. He likes being single, there are people like that.

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  21. He has said publicly more than once that he would never get married again. She never should have expected a permanent relationship with George, hard to believe she actually got taken in by dreams of matrimony.

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  22. My theory: She was starting to take on the role of wife rather than girlfriend. She talked about George too much to the magazine, and profited from her relationship with him through modeling assignments and the magazine cover story. She was viewed as a woman of questionable morals with her sex photos all over the Internet, and he might have blamed her for starting the engagement rumors.

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  23. I read in Lauren Bacall’s autobiography that Frank Sinatra broke up with her because there were rumors they were getting engaged, and he thought Bacall had planted the rumors in an effort to get him to propose. So he ditched her.

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  24. I never did think she was that pretty. I think the prettiest one he was with ws the French student, Celine Balitran (or however it’s spelled). For 1K a night, you can bet SL is NOT just a cocktail waitress/hostess……lol!! 1K a night in tips……hey, I’ve got a bridge to sell you if you believe that! He hooked up with a high priced call girl, and she got notoriety out of it and goodies to take with her, and now she’ll probably earn more than 1K a night for a while, until her 15 minutes of stardom wears off. If Georgie ever does get married, you can bet it will be to someone who’s NOT in the sex trade. People move in together all the time; why on earth would that mean he was going to marry her, after all his public comments about not wanting to marry? Some people do not want to marry! If I was that rich and good looking, I doubt if I’d want to get married either. He may eventually get married, but it will be to someone that no one would ever dream of and not a showgirl, which is what he dates.

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  25. Suposedly Clooney ditched her because of rumors that Sara was a stripper in the past and that wouldn’t look good for a big humanitarian. She was totally arm candy.

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  26. I am laughing at the posters here. Yeah Country babe, he wants to be single like Clay Aitken. LOL. You realise your defence just made things worse.

    George will meet a nice girl like Johnny Depp did. I hope he does not meet her at 60. He has a wacky sense of humour. I just love him.

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  27. Flatbellydance:

    I admit to thinking maybe this one was for real with GC and SL, but when she gave that interview with Vanity Fair, I knew that was trouble. She just seemed to have too much to say about being his date, his girlfriend, etc. I think he felt betrayed by her, in truth.

    But maybe not. He’s a total player, so who knows?

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  28. Countrybabe, I like George Clooney and admire his politics and how he spoke up about Darfur. I’m just saying what I’ve heard on the industry grapevine for some time. Saying somebody may be privately gay isn’t being a “hater.” I like him the same whether he’s gay or not.

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  29. This Las Vegas escort knew that her contract had an end date. She never fully lived in his house. She spent more time in Vegas in the last 6 months than she did w/him in LA. I don’t believe there was any great love between them let alone “like”. They both had fun at one time, she ended up with a lot of money and D-list “fame” — enough to raise her price in Vegas.

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  30. If he ever were to get married I think it would be later in life. When his looks are starting to fade a bit and he can’t get all the hot eye candy he can now. Then he might settle down. Right now he’s still (very) good looking and so he can get all the hotties.

    I also see him settling down with someone who is an intellectual, a humanitarian and possibly — not a beautiful woman like everyone would think.

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  31. The Harpers Bazaar article was the nail in her coffin!!

    Please, this girl is a paid escort for high rollers in Vegas and for some reason she began to think she was more then that. Clooney cut her loose.

    The guy does NOT want to be pushed into any type of commitment. He’s looking for a good time and absolutely no strings attached.

    Sarah began to think of herself as a girlfriend and possibly wife instead of the paid escort that she was. She and Jessica Simpson need to learn to keep their mouths shut about their relationships.

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  32. He’s not a closet case, he’s one of the biggest pussy hounds in HW and has been since he got there. His cousin Miguel spoke out when he first started dating her, saying he wasn’t going to marry HER or anyone else, his publicist said he wasn’t going to marry HER or anyone else, his friends said he isn’t going to marry HER or anyone else. Sarah is dumb but you’d have to be chromosomally challenged if she thought he was going to marry her.

    She fucked a good looking man her Dad’s age for some Louboutin shoes, some designer clothes, and a going away check. George is well known for hiring very high class professionals, he just felt like the GF experience for a little while, she’s going to be old what’s her name in 6 months. Why she or her whorelette friends are surprised this happened is anyone’s guess. Oh and he makes them all sign NDA’s btw, so there will be no teary sad story in People. She can’t say a word about anything that happened during their time together.

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  33. Didn’t the guy from the odd couple get married for the first time at 60 or 80. I’m sure people in his time called him gay too. I’m just saying, people say the same thing about Tom Cruise, and now guess what? I don’t hear so much of that anymore. I think people are always quick to want other people to be gay. That talk mostly comes from people who are gay themselves.
    And Lola I don’t really care what you think of my defense especially since you can’t spell it. And if you are laughing at the posters here maybe you should go somewhere else.

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  34. I agree with you Susan.

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  35. she gave up her “career” (whatever that was) and just lived off clooney, even though he’s made it very clear he doesn’t ever want to get married. what did she expect? no worries - she’ll become arm candy for some other celebrity, wait and see.

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  36. Ok, this bugs me. Sarah Larson devastated, not the correct words here people. GC knows what devastation is, and that is living in Darfur and starving, being raped anywhere, losing ones home and going bankrupt, having a chronic illness or injury with 24 hour pain and not able to get out of bed with no help or finances, that is devastation, not Sarah losing GC. No empathy here, the girl has a perfect life compared to most, she has her health, a nice home of her own and she is under 30. No compassion sorry. I am sure GC feels the same way, she can bounce back and go back to Vegas and VIP it and do whatever she really does there. Imagine now this, not being able to wake up in the morning with an alarm clock because you are so much in agony that you have to sleep atleast 15 hours a day due to CFS and you used to look better than sarah larson, but you worked your ass off so hard dancing and modeling professionally that it destroyed your body, and you can’t do it anymore and people do not care because you no longer have your health, so they drop you like fly’s….. that is devastating!!!

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  37. @A

    Oh, okay, so because there is worse devastation in the world, she can’t be upset when her boyfriend breaks up with her? Have you ever been dumped by someone you love? Yes, “devastation” is probably the word you would use when it first happens.

    You guys are being needlessly cruel. Do we have any evidence she is a call girl or a gold digger? No. Just because she wasn’t famous when he met her, you hate her?

    :roll:

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  38. Well looking at the difference in those pics of her on the post it looks like she got some new boobs as a parting gift from Georgie boy….

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  39. Fee, I noticed the new boobs also. She’s obviously bought herself a present - either a boob job or one hell of a push-up bra. I say give the gal a break. Of course she’s devastated, and yes, devastation is an O.K. word to use. She’s lost her “catch”, she’s sad, depressed and has basically moved backwards in her life. Give her the same respect you would expect others to give you during a break-up.

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  40. Ribbit Ribbit:

    That is one bad boob job. They’re so far apart they’re practically on her scapulae.

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  41. ok whatever. please shut up with the “hooker” stuff! it IS entirely possible for her to make $1000 a night, actually quite easily, its called bottle service (when bottles are $200-$400)and at a casino getting the top hostess/cocktailing spot means you make big bank just hanging out with dudes while they gamble…
    give the chick a break, she just got dumped, why take shots at her now?
    but plz quit calling her a call girl because she was (is?) a highly paid vegas cocktail waitress…sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me!!

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  42. I think they probably had some good chemistry, good sex and GC decided to hang out with her for awhile. She is very pretty and has a GREAT body. I’m sure she “hoped” it would turn into something — but it IS GC we’re talking about.

    Besides, I don’t think she has much going on upstairs. And, GC is a very deep person who cares about more intellectual things.

    It was just a fun thing for him and now it’s over. I think her being interviewed in mags about him, the press putting them together so much — probably started making him “squirm” for his freedom.

    Like I said - he’ll end up settling down with someone like him - an intellectual who probably won’t be the typical hollywood arm candy.

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  43. susan is right he will marry an annette bening like warren beatty did

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  44. I’m a little surprised to find that so many of the commenters think she’s so very pretty. I’ve always thought her face was just kind of … odd. All I know of her is from the photos I’ve seen (and the tiny bit I’ve read) and she almost always looks haughty and prissy, which never (to me anyway) adds anything to the beauty of a woman.

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  45. she always seemed the disposable type to me….

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  46. ClooneyisLooney:

    She is a gorgeous girl. She has a megawatt smile and I have seen other photos of her and she has a beautiful,slender toned figure.I doubt that she is naive about men.Hopefully she is able to amp up her career from her exposure via being with him.George is too old for Sara. He must be at least 20 years older.She will get over him and some hot young stud will find her:) She needs a guy within her own age
    group.Clooney seems very shallow. He uses women and discards them. Personally I do not understand women who would even want to be with a man that has been intimate with that many females…..it is like ewwwww…sterilize your stuff Dude…there has to be some “nasties” clinging to it:) Am I the only female with an aversion to male whores?

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  47. Clooney has been married before. He knows how challenging it can be, and I admire him for admitting that he’s not cut out for it.

    But he loses me when he invites women to move into his house. That’s selfish and bound to end badly.

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  48. ClooneyisLooney:

    To Susan,
    GC is a “deep’ person who “cares” about things? How about GC is a multi millionare celebrity that has to continually market himself in a positive manner to the public? People who”care” about others usually do not use people for their own pleasure and then discard them.That is kind of a paradox don’t ya think. Incongruent a little? As for your mean comments about Sara not having much upstairs..I assume you were referring to her brains? Well I guess the 27 year old girl was smart enough to be making over $200,000 a year AND managed to date a major celebrity for over a year and gain a LOT of media attention from it. Sounds smarter than s 5th grader to me:)

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  49. To clooneyisloon -

    George Clooney is VERY interested in political situations — the situation in Darfur particularly. His father is a journalist and a very smart man. I saw an interview with both of them and they are both VERY educated.

    However, he IS a man - a rich man and a celebrity - and so he is able to get any woman he wants. He likes hot young things so that’s what he gets.

    Nobody knows if he “uses” and “discards” these women. WHY should he stay with someone if he doesn’t want a serious relationship? And, they are obviously leaning towards that (her comments in the mag). There is nothing wrong with him no longer wanting to LET her live with him. I am sure he spent a LOT of cash on her while they dated too.

    I am not trying to be mean towards Sara - she’s beautiful and made/makes good money as a waitress. But, really, all that shows is she knows how to “work” her looks. Nothing more. I doubt she is very “in” to anything political or humanitarian causes. She’s too busy making sure her make-up is on right. She wouldn’t be making $200,000 a year OR dating a hot celebrity is she weren’t so PRETTY.

    Just saying…..it is what it is. :?

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  50. ..a couple of observations here: First, the Harpers interview devastated her chance to be Mrs. Clooney, “like, George and I, like, totally” loose the Valley-speak, already. Second, George has NEVER spoken about his lovers - and he would expect the same - no references to him in the Harpers article…it was HER chance to shine and she gushed all over George! = betrayal. Also..his friends, including Julia Roberts scoffed to him over his relationship; and was pissed when Sarah showed up at the Armani event. Then, getting back to Harpers, when Sarah indicated her dad, “turned gay” after her parents divorce..?? who “turns gay” what an unfortunate use of expression. Her dad was a bi-sexual, come on! It’s sad, it plays into Georges’ modis. She’s really a lovely young lady, BUT this story is NOT over. He usually ‘contacts’ his past conquests…we’ll see. Sarah! watch for that ‘George text’…it’s about to come in!

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  51. Domesticated Biotch:

    Ha ha M: I love how she writes that this chick got further in life than we did. How’s that?? I’m married with two children, incredibly happy…she’s some escort in Vegas who got to bang a movie star for a few months. I don’t consider that giving her the upper hand. I was with a famous celebrity in the 90’s for a while (now he only has 24 hours to save the world! hint hint)-just a normal dude who was totally self envolved; and when it was over, I didn’t feel any further ahead in life than anyone else.
    You want to feel further ahead-volunteer or save the freakin whales or polar bears…don’t hook yourself out to a casino then an actor for 15 minutes of magazine time.

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  52. D. Biotch, You’ve got to be kidding!
    Well, come to think of it, I too, dated not one but 6 famous celebrities. Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket - 6 celebrities. They were all stunningly handsome and very rich. Three of them now have lead roles in major films and the other 3 are on network tv, yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket - network tv.
    Geez, do you also want to sell me a bridge somewhere? Or maybe some beachfront property in Kansas?
    Gimme a break!

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  53. Domesticated Biotch:

    Watcher-who are you…. Penelope from SNL?
    You’re funny!
    14 years ago. He was a nice guy who liked to go horseback riding (on horses -clean your mind!). Very charming!

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  54. Brokenhearted my ass. She was hired as a temp, she did her job, the contract was up, buh bye.

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  55. Come on — I hardly think GC is the type to have to “hire” a woman to be on his arm!

    I just think they probably had fun together (good sex) and she probably never questioned ANYTHING.

    I agree with the other poster that the mag article she did pretty much turned him off. I’m sure she got paid for it — that was stupid on her part.

    He’ll end up with someone smart or in the industry like Julia Roberts did. And, you NEVER hear Danny Moder giving interviews about his marriage. Bingo! :lol:

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  56. I’m actually surprised she was around as long as she was .. Sarah talked about the relationship .. she didn’t put George in a good light at times and it really looked as if she was trying to cash in on her status. I’m sorry but I doubt she was blindsided .. this is just another way to make him look bad. He’s always said marriage is not for him. So why does everyone expect it from him??? Sorry Sarah .. no sympathy here

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  57. british bitch:

    High end hooker at the end of the day. She had a good pay day, what´s the story/problem?

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  58. Sarah L….every time she open her mouth is to say something really stupit
    brainless bitch……. :twisted:

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  59. Sarah Larson, Krista Allen, Brooke Langton, and Lisa Snowden are some of the most ridiculously hot pieces of ass on the planet. Hit em and quit em! Lucky bastard!

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  60. Canadian cutie:

    George is a very charming cad. I have always had some weird gay vibe coming off of him. I wonder if all these beautiful “arm candy” chicks are just a cover-up. James Dean & Cary Grant were gay, and women were hired to be their girlfriends/wives to preserve their career & status. Sorry Sarah, but Georgie had to fire you to stop you from talking. Georgie girls must remain silent & dumb for for all of eternity.

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  61. Thank god, George Clooney is mine!

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  62. Someone (my mother) has unbelievably accurate gay-dar and she told me that he was gay. I thought she must be off her mark at the time but considering his relationship history and wanting someone for the sake of making him look good at events makes me wonder. He’s probably just straight but if he were gay it wouldn’t change my attitude about how much I like him as an actor. I might like him better. The “confirmed bachelor” thing just strikes me as childish.

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  63. scary, awful bolt on boobs, what was she thinking? he doesn’t like fake girls, natural ones.. how brainless is this woman, happy hostessing

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  • judy: wacko
  • cc: Our family loves the Pumpkin Patch. It is a great opportunity for a a regular family to get great photos to send...
 
 

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