Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Jun 9
'08
Naomi Campbell gets mysterious surgery so that she can get pregnant


Great gobs of Gucci. Naomi Campbell wants offspring. That is a scary thought. The glamazon is ready to reproduce and has undergone a procedure to enable her to become a mother.

She says, “Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self.”

[Starpulse]

Exactly what type of surgery she had done to give her the opportunity to have children is a secret. All that is known is that she had a “condition” which prevented her from being able to have a baby. She is also considering artificial insemination. A friend of Campbell states that she is ready to take on the impregnation process and child rearing alone if she cannot find a suitable mate.

“She sees one solution is to have artificial insemination. Naomi is a strong woman and thinks she can give the child everything he or she needs without a man. She has lots of close friends who she could rely on for help and she is financially secure. Naomi is aware that her biological clock is ticking.”

[Fametastic UK]

I pity the male she chooses to impregnate her. Should she go that route. I am not sure how it will work out, but I am guessing it is going to end with the eating of her mate circa “Species.” Let us pray she has a turkey baster baby.

Naomi Campbell is shown at the CFDA Fashion Awards on 6/2/08. She is wearing a vintage Yves Saint Laurent pantsuit in honor of the recently departed designer. Thanks to WENN.

Written by CNH

Posted in Fertility, Naomi Campbell

23 Responses to “Naomi Campbell gets mysterious surgery so that she can get pregnant”

  1. The condition she had was gross bitchitis which repelled all sperm. Nature’s way. The only procedure she could have undergone which would help her get pregnant is a personality transplant.

    Great gobs of Gucci. Perfection.

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  2. she thinks having a child would calm her down?! boy, is she naive!

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  3. Poss. she has endometriosis (sic?) or ovarian cysts… regardless it’s odd. I mean, she was revered as the top model, super rich, etc.. and she has the worst luck in keeping a man.Um, is her temper THAT bad I guess so. Sometimes I love being an average jane haha.

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  4. No sure anyone with a temper like that should be having children….

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  5. aw, having a baby instead of therapy…that´s always a good thing :roll: poor child.

    btw i bet flavio will be the chosen one, he likes to impregnate models.

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  6. I think she had a sex change…

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  7. I hope she doesn’t throw a phone at her kid…like she did her assistant!
    Poor Kid! Well I’m no psychic, but if she does have a baby, I predict that they will both be in therapy!

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  8. Personality Injection ? Soul Transplant?

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  9. Just what that psycho bitch needs, a child she can abuse, just as she does everyone else when she doesn’t get her way.

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  10. Did she have a personality transplant?

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  11. poor thing - while other toddlers learn to walk and talk, naomi’s kid will learn to duck when mommy flings a cell phone.

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  12. Oh I can’t wait until she starts writing childrens books! “Step off Bitch, my Mommie can kick yo Mommies Ass” and “Clean my room servant bitch” :lol:

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  13. Cindy Kennedy:

    Naomi Campbell is not fit to be a parent. I hope she does not get pregnant or adopt a child. She has a history of violent behavior.

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  14. violent behavior…geez ppl, its not like she is running around stabbing people or whatever,
    she sure does have a temper, but shes not the only one out there…and I´ve seen people doing worse! lol
    am not defending, am just saying that am not gonna wish or pray for her NOT TO HAVE a child, thats just mean and am not that kind of person
    who we are to say who should and shouldn´t be a mother? we dont even know these ppl, and its not even of our business is it? so give the woman a break! it scares the hell outta me how ppl like to play God here! :lol:

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  15. “I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down.”

    Yeah, right. Here’s some news - if you’re a flaming bitch with a horrible temper now, having a kid isn’t going to change it. It’ll just give you a convenient target.

    I feel sorry for the hypothetical child already

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  16. Larissa - you’re scaring me again. Well no, actually, your acquaintences are even scarier! 8O

    Anyway - the only thing that’d help this f*cker is a frontal lobotomy. Please God say she had a frontal lobotomy!!! :mrgreen:

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  17. Larissa - Naomi Campbell has attacked many people and she is capable of extreme violence. Its scary that you think it should be okay for people like this to become parents.

    And certainly, no reputable adoption agency would let her adopt a child, with her criminal history of violent behavior.

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  18. A baby is the newest fashion accessory for the season. And…one is almost guaranteed a multimillion dollar photo shoot. It’s a great way to get publicity, remain relevant, and make some extra money. I don’t blame the crazy bitch for wanting in on the action.
    I’m a little concerned about this crop of celebrity babies, though. Can you imagine what they’ll be like as teenager? :?
    *Ps. let’s hope she doesn’t mistake him/her for a cell phone the next time she passes through customs.

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  19. she probably had an IUD (intrauteruine device/contraceptive) taken out.

    but dear God, that is all we need . . . tiny babies assaulting their nannies and throwing phones at police!!

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  20. I have an aunt who shouldn’t have had children. I’ve seen her throw a whole plate of ham at my uncle,,I’ve seen her sit on her youngest kid (he was probably 14 at the time)and bang his head on the floor multiple times while holding him by his ears. Now that shes on medication she is a completely different person,,,and of course being family you know we tease her about the past episodes….Maybe Naomi needs to see a doctor to see if meds would help her,,,probably not though.

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  21. I believe it was a humility bypass operation

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  22. I think StarLink is right… She had a tubal reversal. In the best hands, the success rate is 80%!

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