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Jun 11
'08
Puff Daddy wants to get married and meet the Queen


Puff Daddy/P.Diddy/Diddy/Puffy/Sean John is now going by, er…oh, let’s just call him by the name his mother gave him. He says that she is the only one who still calls him Sean. Sean Combs is online saying he isn’t Puff Daddy today, he’s Diddy. Or happy. Or schizophrenic.

He’s also looking at settling down. Or at least one of those personalities is. I hope it’s a woman who likes babies, because he’s aiming to have ten children. He already has 6, by four different women.

“I definitely want to get married,” he tells me. “I’ve already chosen the church: St Patrick’s Cathedral on Fifth Avenue. I want to have more kids, too - I want to have 10 in all.”

He and Lopez still keep in touch, he says, although he hasn’t seen her since the birth of her twins, three months ago. “I have spoken to her and I’m quite sure that our kids will be friends later on.”

Then P Diddy the brand takes over, and all sincerity is lost in a tirade of machismo. “Yeah, I get on well with all my exes - I love everyone. And I love women… I’m an eye man, you know? A woman with beautiful eyes is a woman I could look at forever.”

At first I thought he might be tired of his womanizing ways, but I suspect it might be that he wants to cultivate a more respectable image. Sean Combs wants to meet Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.

I ask whether anyone still leaves him starstruck. “I’m totally jaded,” he says. “Although actually that’s not true, there is one person I really want to meet: the Queen of England. I don’t know why I’ve never met her.” He looks affronted.

“She’s never invited me to the palace - not yet, anyway.”

Both quotes are taken from the Telegraph, which has a very interesting interview with Sean Combs.

Sean Combs, the Queen generally meets with citizens of her empire. You are an American, which isn’t part of Britannia, so you’re unlikely to get invited to high tea. You probably also need to spend some more time in England, Queen Elizabeth is 80 years old now, I don’t think she spends a lot of time traveling to countries that aren’t part of her realm. It tires her out. And you definitely aren’t a contender for a knighthood, in case you were wondering.

Diddy is shown at the CFDA Fashion Awards on 6/2/08 and at the Cannes Che premiere on 5/21/08, thanks to PRPhotos.

Written by Helen

Posted in P. Diddy, Queen Elizabeth II

12 Responses to “Puff Daddy wants to get married and meet the Queen”

  1. I don’t think Queen Elizabeth hangs out at the sort of places Sean Combs hangs out, or ever did. However, her sister Princess Margaret used to. She was quite a party-hearty princess. Were she still in her prime, I feel quite sure she would have attended at least one of the P. Diddy White Parties.

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  2. Maybe that’s why he’s been mucking about with his name - trying to figure out what sounds best with ‘Sir’?

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  3. Meeting the royals is really overrated. I speak from experience. i think he’s just looking to add another name to his drop list

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  4. He means Queen Latifah, right? Why would he be surprized the Queen of England has not invited him to the palace. Why should she? What has he done that would merit such an invite in the first place?

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  5. What a fool. Sounds like a fool, acts like a fool and looks like a fool.

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  6. Now if he can just get that monogamy thing down:D

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  7. Devilgal..he could offer to wash and wax her limo!!

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  8. and I want Kiera Knightley’s home phone number, but we don’t always get what we want, do we Sean/Puffy/P Diddy/Puff Daddy/SeanJohn/Douchewad ?

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  9. I find him nauseating.

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  10. That is one seriously unattractive man. Esp when he has his mouth open. He looks like a brainless moron which apparently he is. Seriously you can’t spit shine a turd.

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  11. Please. A few years back at the premiere of Die Another Day, The Queen did not know who MADONNA was, let alone Puff Shitty.

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  12. LOL!! I agree with all the above. The cheek of this guy. He is an Idiot. A complete and utter Moron. He wouldn’t know how to have class if somebody gave it to him. Queen Latifah!! hahaha :lol:

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