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Paris Hilton is easily one of the worst pet owners in the world. Whereas most women collect and disregard shoes, Paris does the same with animals – and doesn’t treat them a whole lot better than that pair of heels you found underneath your dresser.
Paris owns two ferrets, a goat, something she calls a “big ass cat,” (we’re still not sure exactly what kind of cat it is… or how big an ass it has) a chinchilla, and so many dogs and cats that even Paris doesn’t seem to remember how many she actually owns. Or she just can’t count that high. She also used to owns a kinkajou, but it may or may not have been taken away by authorities.
Paris’ animal acquiring has deservedly earned her quite the bad reputation – not just on the internet, but among pet stores as well. It seems that the employees of The Puppy Store in Los Angeles must have seen the “Tell Paris No!” website, whose mission is to dissuade the heirhead from collecting more animals that she won’t bother to care for.
The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and “wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter.” Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.” Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went “ballistic,” we’re told. “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’” – but to no avail. The store had no comment.
[From Page Six]
I cannot tell you how much I love the mental image of Paris Hilton having a full-out temper tantrum a la Violet Beauregarde in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I pray, pray, pray that she fell to the floor and started kicking and screaming and thrashing around. What adult stars screaming “I want my baby!” And just as a technicality, I will point out that it’s not her baby until she actually walks away with the dog. Makes you realize just how much Paris considers everything she wants to be hers. It also really makes you wonder exactly how she’ll treat her real babies when she has them.
Hopefully more pet stores will hop on board and refuse to sell Paris Hilton any animals. And then the ASPCA will invade her house, tactical ATF style. Some sort of breaking down the door should definitely be involved. Followed by a dramatic seizing of animals, and Paris being dragged away kicking and screaming.
Here’s Paris and the rest of the Hilton clan out for Father’s Day at Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills on Sunday. Header of Paris trying to eat a puppy. But according to the caption, she’s “enjoying the sunshine on Malibu beach with her new Chihuahua and a number of other dogs” last July. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Animals, Paris Hilton
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There is a god!!
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1. her knees are ashy
2. i love her dress
3. her mom reminds me of patty hearst in all those john waters movies.
4. dude. her brother. wtf. he’s like, a cross between the nerd from a molly ringwald movie and david spade.
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Pets everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Paris has man-hands, ick !!
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Good! She doesn’t need another dog.
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Good for them! That poor little Chihuahua she is holding looks half dead. She’s really showing maturity and readiness to be married and have children by impulse buying every pet she takes a liking to, and then totally forgetting they even exist.
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I always pictured her being more of a Veruca Salt.
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Best news ever!
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I cannot believe we all lived to see the day a pet store refused Paris Hilton an animal. They so rock and it’s true they deserve an award. Heck, give ‘em the Nobel Peace Prize!
This is the century’s best news about Paris Hilton, so far!
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What’s the difference? She can just go and get a dog somewhere else. That certainly won’t stop her from getting a little Yorkie. Sad but true.
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She’s another one who needs to be sterilized right away.
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I never could understand her propensity for little yappy-dogs anyhow!
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haha! her knees ARE ashy
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I hope she doesn’t or anyone in her family have any chinchilla jackets or anything cause that would be horrible to own one as a pet yet wear them as clothes. Their such a cute little animal.
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She probably also said something along the lines of “Do you know who I am? If you don’t give me this dog, I will alert the media and no one will ever shop here again!”
I bet they’ll get much more business now.
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Good. She is not a real animal lover. That takes work. She also isn’t real wearing those hand painted Bill Blasco lenses, either. Her eyes are the same color as what your dog shits out every morning. They are not beautiful, exotic brown eyes, they are beady!
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She looks like she’s wiping her mouth on that dog.
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I think that they should have let her have the dog.. Ya and her knees are really asuse.
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