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Written by JayBird
Posted in Animals, Paris Hilton
17 Responses to “Pet Store refuses to sell Paris Hilton a pooch”
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1. her knees are ashy
2. i love her dress
3. her mom reminds me of patty hearst in all those john waters movies.
4. dude. her brother. wtf. he’s like, a cross between the nerd from a molly ringwald movie and david spade. -
Pets everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Paris has man-hands, ick !!
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Good! She doesn’t need another dog.
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Good for them! That poor little Chihuahua she is holding looks half dead. She’s really showing maturity and readiness to be married and have children by impulse buying every pet she takes a liking to, and then totally forgetting they even exist.
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I always pictured her being more of a Veruca Salt.
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Best news ever!
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I cannot believe we all lived to see the day a pet store refused Paris Hilton an animal. They so rock and it’s true they deserve an award. Heck, give ‘em the Nobel Peace Prize!
This is the century’s best news about Paris Hilton, so far!
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What’s the difference? She can just go and get a dog somewhere else. That certainly won’t stop her from getting a little Yorkie. Sad but true.
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She’s another one who needs to be sterilized right away.
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I never could understand her propensity for little yappy-dogs anyhow!
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haha! her knees ARE ashy
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I hope she doesn’t or anyone in her family have any chinchilla jackets or anything cause that would be horrible to own one as a pet yet wear them as clothes. Their such a cute little animal.
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She probably also said something along the lines of “Do you know who I am? If you don’t give me this dog, I will alert the media and no one will ever shop here again!”
I bet they’ll get much more business now.
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Good. She is not a real animal lover. That takes work. She also isn’t real wearing those hand painted Bill Blasco lenses, either. Her eyes are the same color as what your dog shits out every morning. They are not beautiful, exotic brown eyes, they are beady!
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She looks like she’s wiping her mouth on that dog.
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I think that they should have let her have the dog.. Ya and her knees are really asuse.
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