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Would you like to know how HARDCORE Raccoon McPantless is? She’s so HARDCORE that she will wear a pushup bra and not even button her shirt the correct way. Take that, SOCIETY. These are photos from the European MTV VMAs, where Taylor Momsen and her band, The Pretty Reckless, made an appearance. A spectacular pantless appearance. I just feel for the middle-aged men in this band, I really do. Their lives must suck so hard, putting up with Pantless day in and day out. Here are a couple more photos of Raccoon giving the finger to “The Man”. She’s still 17 years old, by the way.
Other photos from the MTV thing… Rihanna wearing a parade float, Katy Perry looking like hell during her performance, and Miley Cyrus on and off the stage. She wore some kind of Gone With the Wind getup for the red carpet (we get it, you’re Southern), and then another vadge-tastic leotard for the performance. Sigh…I fear for the future.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Taylor Momsen
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To me Taylor Momsen is doing the future trainwreck look so much better than Miley. I actually think Taylor has it more together than Miley behind the scenes as well. This is an act, with Miley and her parents you can tell there will be trouble. Or at least Taylor’s family stays more behind the scenes.
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What is wrong with Ri’s mouth?
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I lol whenever the reference is made to “Raccoon McPantless”. Cracks me up. I think she’s going fishing after the party. My husband has the exact waders only in brown.
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You fear for the future? I fear for the present already. I just saw Kesha´s speech. Was she drunk or was she drunk?
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Another fresh and creative outfit from Courtney Love Jr. Nice!
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From Whoville to Whoreville.
Who knew?
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Raccoon McPantless wears a pushup bra & little else: take that, society!
ROTFL!
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what’s with miley’s Little Ho Peep dress? god thats ugly.
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she tries so hard to be a bad ass. what a sad lost little girl.
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oh christ(rolling eyes). yawn.
btw: take that,SOCIETY! lol, Kaiser.
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Do all of their stylists go to the same meth lab? They couldn’t manage one decent outfit between them? Sad.
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is katy perry doing the running man in a figure skating ensemble? wow, i too am scared.
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raccoon mcpantless looks like the generic prostitute that always turns up dead 10 minutes into an episode of law & order: SVU.
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she’s wearing the miraculous bra from victoria’s secret– “instantly adds 2 cup sizes”
desperate.
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I have been sitting at my desk laughing for the past couple of minutes at this outfit. WTF???? I have tears in my eyes so thank you, Racoon McPantless, for making my day!
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DAYYYUM.. This is the future gen?
Help me lord, please.
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She looks liks something out of the Corpse Bride, only blonde and more bored-entitled-corpse looking.
http://www.sxc.hu/photo/470464
Btw, is she on something in these photos?
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@JaisyMaisy:–LOVE IT!!!!!!
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whatever, she IS only 17. if she is still acting like an idiot at 21 then i’ll worry. if i still had thighs like that i might not wear pants either. i never see this girl except in gossip stories and my kids say they have never heard of her, who is she?
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And Joan Collins doesn’t think todays female stars are glamorous? I can’t imagine why not.
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God I wish this girl would just go away. She’s trying SO FUCKING HARD to be so edgy and hardcore that it’s doing the opposite for me. All I see are the gears turning in her head about what stunt she’s gonna pull next. It’s like the “non-conformists” who shop at Hot Topic – and look like everyone else in Hot Topic. You’re just as much of a manufactured image as the Abercrombie crowd, pussies. Teen angst is one thing, this is just desperation. And desperation is always sad.
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They’re all terrible. But, to me, Katy Perry has the worst outfit of all of these ladies by far. I mean, seriously, she’s wearing a bedazzled hairnet around her ponytail. Between that and whatever is going on everywhere else on her body… She looks like a third grade lunch lady who dreams of being Johnny Weir in her spare time.
Note to Katy Perry, only Johnny Weir can dress as crazy as Johnny Weir! He can do double axels and what not. He’s earned that right! You can do what? Double screeches? No. Learn to do a toe loop at least, and then we’ll talk.
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Don’t feel to sorry for them. They are getting a hell of a lot of press off this pantless 17 yr old.
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I can’t stand Katy Perry. She has some outfits that are ok and then she wears stuff like that. And she can’t sing but I think everyone knew that.
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Miley’s dress- Dolce and Gabanna. I liked it. And if you watched the performances, I mentioned this in another thread, Miley was by far the best of the worst. RiRi was atrocious w/ some kind of yodely thing over loud backing, Katy sucked as usual live, as did Kesha. Miley’s leotard stayed over all parts, she didn’t do any lezzy dances, and mostly sounded fair. Trust me, she was the winner outta that round up.
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Wouldn’t surprise me if Taylor M is on something – she is hardcore after
all!!
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This is just so laughable and pathetic yet these no talents are making money which is a sad commentary on much of the music industry. No one that actually knows anything about music even pays attention to this stuff. The cool kids, the college crowd – they don’t watch this stuff. It’s just an industry sponsored event to give no talents a chance to mostly lip synch their lousing songs for sales and pr. Btw, in that band pic of Raccoon McPantless, the guy on the left looks to me like Susan Boyle in drag (an insult to SoBo). And this is a “HARDCORE” band Jimmy Page’s left pinky finger is cooler than these dorks will ever be; my cats are even laughing at this. Earth to McPantless you have no fans/audience if the only way you get attention is to shill for craptastic MTV Give it up. BTw, all the above comments will keep me laughing through the week – thanks posters.
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@di butler agreed. Miley actually was the best out of what was generally a crapfest. At least we call rest assured that she sang live, considering that she spent the last half of the song panting and trying to catch her breath. However, I’m not going to judge that. It’s hard work to thrust your cooch, have faux seizures AND sing at the same time!
Seriously, since Miley seems to be taking the cliff notes approach to copying Britney’s career, she should definitely consider tracking down Brit’s old choreographer and trainer. Miley’s “dancing” always makes me laugh out loud. And, while that’s entertaining and all, she should consider working on it.
There are very few things I would wish anyone to emulate about Britney Spears. But, as a dancer, she is the gold standard. Britney, Madonna and Janet… Best pop dancers ever. Miley? I’m starting to wonder if her poor posture is causing back spasms. That would explain a lot, actually.
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More corporate product-pre-packaged, pre-digested. Hire some session guys, a stylist, a few PR flacks and someone to write your music and lyrics-voila!
What happened to the locals who actually learned to play, sing and generally rock out?
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ahahahah “a parade float”
i effing hate katy perry too. god, she’s annoying. and what is she wearing on her head!? it looks ridiculous!
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@DetRiotGirl Hah. She does have a bit of seizure dancing, doesn’t she? I have to say, it’s kinda entertaining. And I guess I really am rooting for her. She even held her shoulders back in her formal dress last night-progress! If someone can help her keep her cooter covered, get rid of some of her “likes” in her speech, and give her a general etiquette class, she will probably be o.k.
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“You’re just as much of a manufactured image as the Abercrombie crowd, pussies.”
I think I love you.
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@KJ – Exactly! She’s going out of her way to try and prove she’s so hardcore and edgy that it makes her not hardcore and edgy at all! The real badasses don’t have to try, they just are.
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Kaiser et al: An aside I realise but thought I’d mention it: Michael on D-listed has a video of an interesting (very bitchy exchange) between Katy Perry and Ms Ri Ri at some awards show or other…has anyone else seen that?
More Ri-Ri being bitchy than KP…
“..take that society”
LOL
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Ha ha ha, every single one of them looks completely ridiculous, yet not one of them has any idea.
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Don’t know about this European MTV crap, but I just noticed how hot Ryan Gossling looks in that picture! YUM!
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Time for Rhianna to change her style. Her orange hair is just sad now. Looks like she just “trys too hard.”
Did Rhianna & Kate hang out at the awards or are they on the outs since Rhi couldn’t make the wedding?
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Even Scarlett’s curtain dress looked 10x better than WTF it was Miley was wearing.
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this whole article is FULL of fun! you have said things i have been wondering. wtf with those middle-aged men?! poor freaken guys!
sidenote: lol to whoville to whoreville!! ahahahahhahaa
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Why does eveyone look at the way Madonna reinvents herself every three days and think they need to do it (or CAN do it) as well? I’ll be impressed when someone finally comes up with a new idea. I am glad i am old enough to realise i don’t have to be a tart to turn heads, just myself, if i am willing to put a little effort in.
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miley needs to go back to doing her hannah montana character onstage . at least she had some style as hannah lol.
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The fact that you all make fun of her for trying to be “hardcore” kinda sells you out. If you didn’t think she was “hardcore” in some way, why would you make fun of her for trying to be just that?
The first time I saw Taylor Momsen (on this site), the word “hardcore” did not even enter my brain. Its weird that many of the commenters here are ALWAYS posting the same criticisms EVERY time the girl shows her face. If she really bored you, you wouldn’t even click on her picture.
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Looks like Miley’s gotten the hook-up for Mrs. Colonel Sanders’ spring formal line!
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Isn’t it kind of weird for her middle aged bandmates? There is something a little creepy about the whole thing
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