Snooki’s birthday party sponsored by Lifestyles condoms

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Now here’s a celebrity sponsorship that makes sense. Snooki, the squattest alcoholic among the Jersey Shore’s reality star cast, is having her 23rd birthday party next weekend sponsored by Lifestyles Condoms. This news is in the NY Post, which quotes a source who claims that Snooki turned down booze sponsorships because she “doesn’t want her friends to drink cheap booze.” It’s not like any high end brands are clamoring to be associated with her. It sounds like Lifestyles isn’t footing the entire bill, either.

Snooki is planning a huge New York birthday blowout — sponsored by a major condom firm. The MTV “Jersey Shore” star is throwing the bash in a VIP room at Pacha on Saturday night. And she’s got some major backing — LifeStyles — as the party’s sponsor. A source told us: “Snooki is an advocate for safe sex, and so was happy to have them as her party sponsor. They’ll probably have a booth at the party giving out condoms to guests. But this party is really for Snooki’s close friends, and she is personally paying for most of it. She has turned down a lot of liquor sponsors because she doesn’t want her friends to drink cheap booze.” A rep for Snooki, who turns 23 next week, confirmed Saturday’s bash was sponsored by LifeStyles, and added: “Her message is if you are going to have sex, do it safely. It is going to be a great party.”

[From The NY Post]

That’s interesting that Snooki turned down booze sponsorships. You would think that she would do so out of concern for her image, since she has an arrest for public drunkenness, but she just doesn’t want to be associated with “cheap” liquor. And she works so hard not to look cheap. I would bet the only other offer she got was from Mad Dog 20/20. She learned at a young age that the cheapest crap gives you a wicked hangover.

The squashed pumpkin has a new boyfriend. Snooki was seen at Disney World in Orlando, Florida, with her new man, Jionni LaValle, over the weekend. It must be serious as her parents were there too. Hope they’re using protection, or maybe Snooki wants a baby so she can have a follow up for her upcoming dating show. It worked for Kendra Wilkinson.

Header image from 11/7/10 credit Target/Fame Pictures. Below images credit: WENN.com. Snooki is the Queen of Pickles or some sh-t in that green outfit on 10/30

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  1. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Yea Snook I am with you girl. The best drinks or nothing. I can’t drink cheap booze, Boones Farm is as cheap as I go. Lifestyle is a good sponsor because they have a lot of sex on the show and its good to show that you use protection.

  2. Samigirl says:

    It absolutely kills me that I work 40+ hours and 6 days a week to make do with few extras for myself and my family, and this chick, who does NOTHING for the world, and is younger than me has enough money for this big blow out. Uch. Disgusting.

  3. bellaluna says:

    I just can’t…the jokes just write themselves with the JS crew.

  4. guesty says:

    that’s so appropriate. no shame in her stroll…none whatsoever. lol.

  5. bellaluna says:

    My extended family plays “Find the Pickle” every year at our Christmas gathering. She gives a whole new meaning to the game, doesn’t she? I don’t think I’ll be able to play it this year. *shudders*

  6. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Pacha’s VIP isn’t really so VIP. Table service is $500 for 4 bottles & they ask everyone if they want table service. You buy tickets on-line & there’s no tranny judging your style at the ropes. No hassle getting in but less sense of validation than the clubs I went to back in the 90′s. (Damn, I’m getting old!) But I will give her props for picking the condoms over the booze. It is the more socially responsible choice, not that anyone going to her budget b-day party is responsible, but still.

  7. Sammy says:

    To hell with Lifestyles, that shit should’ve been sponsored by Valtrex.

  8. bubbles says:

    makes perfect sense, she is the poster child for birthcontrol.
    I hear the are putting her pix on the packages WARNING! if not used properly, this could happen to you. hahahah!

  9. Str8Shooter says:

    What, was Planned Parenthood too busy?

  10. gg says:

    When will these trashbags realize that the light pink lipstick with the thin lips pushed out makes them look like a hideous duck about to puke?? The top photos, in which surely somebody else styled her, look way better and her skin seems a lot less of the usual dirty orange peel look.

    Also, note that she didn’t turn the booze sponsors down because they’re booze, it was only because it wasn’t Southern Comfort, which in her book, is not “cheap liquor”. The low curve scale on the entire Shore cast is incalculable.

  11. Jen says:

    @Samigirl –

    The reason you aren’t living that lifestyle is because you aren’t putting your fame-whoring self out there to make a spectacle of yourself.

  12. jc126 says:

    @Samigirl, it is disgusting, I agree. And practically unwatchable. I am involuntarily subjected to that show when it’s on, and I just don’t get the appeal. They’re not even funny, they’re just a bunch of turds who like to argue. Ridiculous. (Fortunately, I think my other half is getting tired of it.)

  13. photo jojo says:

    ITA w/ Samigirl as well. This whole show really bugs me, always has. Just … completely gross.

  14. Mistral says:

    Cosign, Samigirl, Jen, jc126, etc…..

    I hate Reality MTV and Reality TV-TLC…

  15. erika says:

    ok really terrorists need to get their priorities straight and aim for these f*cking losers. she is one of THE ugliest girls the world has seen EVER. I can see advocating condoms as she her mother must have mated with an oompa loompa to create her ugly a** and we don’t need more of those running around

  16. Sandy says:

    K So Snookie?
    We aren’t laughing with you we’re laugbing AT you!

  17. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Should have been sponsored by the CDC