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Michael Lohan selling results of paternity test & first photos with daughter


Michael Lohan blabbed that he’s planning a defamation suit against a woman who claims he’s the father of her 13 year-old girl daughter. He said that if he’s not the father he’ll sue her for libel and defamation. He initially said he was the girls father, admitting that he was separated from his wife Dina and had a relationship with her mother around the time the girl was conceived. Then he changed his tune, questioning the mother’s motives and saying he would make her pay if he wasn’t the father.

Since that lawsuit isn’t likely to pan out for him he has another strategy - he’s trying to sell the results of his paternity test to a major tabloid media outlet. If it turns out he’s not the father, it will cost them $10,000. If he’s the father, he wants $20,000 and and on top of that he’s going to sell the exclusive rights to the photos of his first meeting with the girl. It sounds to me like he already knows how those DNA results are going to turn out.

This is in direct contrast to Michael Lohan’s earlier statements to the NY Post that he had “nothing to say” to the mother of the girl and didn’t want her to meet his other daughters. He’s going to have to say something to the mom if he wants to set up the money shots of his first touching meeting with his long lost daughter:

He says, “Even if the test is positive, I have nothing to say to her [the girls’ mother] because of the way she handled this. How can someone say I have another child when no testing has been done? Why did she wait so long? Is it because she wants money? Or is it because she wants to claim that Ashley is my children’s sister? She said she wants her daughter to have a relationship with my kids - especially Lindsay and Ali - and that’s pretty sick. I will never force my children to meet with Ashley.”

[From Starpulse]

The woman says that Michael must be the father because she was having an affair with him around the time the girl was conceived and paternity tests have ruled out her ex husband. Many of you have pointed out that the girl looks a hell of a lot like him and shares the same eye shape and smile.

As JayBird explained in our earlier story on this, the girl is only going to suffer even if her mom is doing this to somehow further the young teen’s career. She’s already saddled with Michael Lohan as a dad, and he’s going to use her for a photo op and then ditch all responsibility. He sure was nice enough to this woman and her daughter when they wrote him letters while he was in jail. Maybe he needs the money and figures it’s worth it to contest paternity if he can make a few bucks out of it. What does it matter if he’s breaking a 13 year-old girl’s heart?

The information about Michael Lohan selling his paternity test is from TMZ TV via Redlasso. Video is below.

Michael Lohan is shown at the NY Rescue Mission on 11/19/07. He’s supposed to work as a counselor at a Christian Drug rehab for teens and to have found God in prison. Doesn’t it seem hypocritical that he’s bad mouthing this woman and her daughter on one hand and trying to profit from the relationship on the other?

Photo Credit: Michael Carpenter for WENN

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20 Responses to “Michael Lohan selling results of paternity test & first photos with daughter”

  1. I have to agree with him - it is odd that she would wait this long to “make him” be a father or money provider.

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  2. Excuse me, I need to go take a shower. With lye soap.

    He doesn’t want this girl to meet his children? That’s sick? Frankly, if I was the girl’s mother, I wouldn’t want her to meet his skanky children either.

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  3. OK, this is mean of me, but here’s what I want to happen:

    I really, truly like Lindsey and feel bad for her. She always have a frown on her face and I feel like she never had a chance having grown up with these parents. Even the boyfriend stealing I understand, as she’s trying to prove her self-worth and has daddy issues, etc etc…

    Ali, on the other hand, grew up watching Lindsey. I feel like Ali is a spoiled self-centered brat who thinks she “deserves” what Lindsey has.

    I think it would be hilarious if this little girl, since she is the same-ish age as Ali, got all the fame, roles, and money that Ali wanted. This little girl has the same crappy parents situation and should get a piece of the pie. If she is trying to be famous, who cares? It’s funny if she’ll be competition for Ali.

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  4. Oh God! And you wonder why Lindsay and her sister are so f*cked with parents like these. I have never witnessed parents who live off their kids like these two. What scumbags.

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  5. He is such a freakin douche bag. Did anyone see the episode of the Chelsea Lately show where she was making fun of him for always having camel balls…so so funny.

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  6. OK, I’m old, out of touch and very not with it. Will someone tell me what camel balls are?

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  7. Way to stay classy, Lohans.

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  8. I can’t stand this family. I think Lindsay Lohan is a very talented actress and she is wasting her talent.

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  9. LOL…yeah, what are “camel balls?”

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  10. If I had to guess I’d say camel balls are probably like a male camel toe or moose nuckle.

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  11. I assume it’s the male version of camel toes. Visible balls.

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  12. wow! how “Christian” of him!

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  13. OK, that’s what I thought camel balls might be. He does have that going on. Very efficient and artistic sock placement, if you ask me.

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  14. He’s a scum bag. I hope the mother doesn’t allow this “meeting”. If it were me, I’d rather see him rot in hell than come anywhere near my daughter’s personal space

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  15. Jaundice Machine:

    An inspiration for Christians everywhere!
    I think we have a strong contender for Vibe’s next “Father of the Year” award!

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  16. Persistent Cat:

    So many things wrong with what he said, especially where he just mentions Ali and Lindsay. Do you think he snapped his fingers for a bit and kept trying to remember “the other one’s” name?

    And to call the mother money-grubbing when he’s shopping the story around? He’s a class act.

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  17. What scumfux. The both of them. For exploiting this naive kid.

    Bangup job on Lindsey’s development. And that 14yr old of his, dazzling her with visions of $$$$ and fame before her immature eyes.

    Just a matter of time before they get to the boy too. He’ll eventually get into mommy’s coke stash and stunts his growth to escape these seedy surroundings.

    These families are pure white tra$h. That 13yo girl’s mom should want more for her daughter than to be exposed to a family of messed up derelicts.

    But nothing like making a quick buck in America, even at your children’s expense, right?

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  18. Persistent Cat:

    Oh, and not to mention the awesome life that that innocent young girl is now living. All her school friends now know that she’s the product of an affair. That’s gotta be fantastic, especially for a 13 year old. In school. Where school kids are always so fair and caring.

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  19. No kidding eh Cat? My twins are 13 and I just quail inside thinking of how hard this is going to make that child’s life.
    He is SO disgusting, he makes my skin crawl. If that is his child I hope she gets child support and a hell of a lot of it, Mum will need it to pay for all of that child’s counselling.

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  20. I hope she turns out to be his daughter and has more talent than all of them combined, which I realize isn’t really saying much, so I hereby rephrase that to I hope she has more talent than any of them ever dreamed of having.

    Ali would pass out from frustration, as well as Dina. Double win for the rest of us.

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