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John Mayer says he’s 33 percent done with building a time machine



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Written by JayBird

Posted in Gossip, John Mayer, Media

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11 Responses to “John Mayer says he’s 33 percent done with building a time machine”

  1. LOL. You’ve got to hand it to him, he’s found a great way of playing off the media attention 8)

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  2. Good, maybe he’ll send himself back to medieval times when they used to burn homosexuals. What’s with the faces? Like he’s really rocking out to his wuss music there.

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  3. um what? he killed small animals and wore their teeth? what kind of small animals? puppies?

    they say chilren who kill animals are actually sociopathic.

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  4. Despite how much everyone says that he’s a douche, I’ve had a hard time believing (accepting?) it because 1) he was born in my hometown of Bridgeport, CT, hometown holla wOOt wOOOT! and, 2) media shenanigans like these. How can you NOT like a person who wears a bear suit to his own concert to hang with his fans anonymously and baits the media with things like this? His sense of humor kind of overrides the douchiness, methinks

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  5. Every time I see him I think of Dave Chapelle’s “Piss on you” skit.

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  6. I have to admit, I like some of his music (not all of it)..but hate to watch him sing because of the faces..I had a friend in my youth, who played guitar in the bars on the weekends, and he made those faces when he played, I think its a musician thing! I think they have to make a consious effort to not make the faces, and John just doesn’t care.

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  7. john stopped being cool, when the media and Jen showed up, now he’s careful and boring. boo!! boo!! boo!!

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  8. Kaiser/ Hippacrat:

    I agree with Hmm. Maybe he could cover “Piss On You” and dedicate it to Pity Party.

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  9. He’s freakin’ hilarious.

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  10. What little respect I had for him went down the john when he started dating Jessica Simpson and her giant white teeth. Shudder.

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