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While you’re gobbling down your mom’s dry turkey (my mother hates juicy turkey, for some reason), stop for a moment and contemplate the total UNFAIRNESS of Lindsay Lohan’s life. You’d think that spending years acting like a perfectly respectable crackhead and being in and out of jail and rehab and extending all of that time and effort on the worst kind of crack shenanigans would ensure that she would – AT THE VERY LEAST – get to spend Thanksgiving with Mother Crackhead, right? WRONG.
With the Thanksgiving holiday just two days away Lindsay Lohan’s mom is still hoping that she will be able to spend the holiday with her daughter in their home state of New York, she tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“I am still trying to get her to New York to be with us for Thanksgiving,” Dina told RadarOnline.com.
Although Lindsay wanted to join her family back east, it looks as if she is stuck in California for Thanksgiving this year, RadarOnline.com has learned.
“The judge has not given her permission to leave the state, in fact, she can’t get permission until after January 3rd,” said our source.
But even with the judges orders in place, Dina has not given up trying to be with her daughter and longs to spend time with her.
“I would love to have her with me during the holidays,” Dina told RadarOnline.com.
But a friend of the star feels that staying in Los Angeles might just be the best thing for his close pal.
“She’s been doing really well in rehab, and it’s just better that she doesn’t travel while’s she’s still working on getting better.”
Meanwhile, the Betty Ford Center will be serving a buffet-style Thanksgiving dinner. The cafeteria staff will prepare turkey, ham, stuffing and all the holiday trimmings.
During dinner there will be a “Gratitude Celebration” where family members and staff take the opportunity to praise each patient and congratulate them for maintaining a sober and drug free life.
[From Radar]
Dina really doesn’t think the rules ever apply to her or Lindsay, does she? The judge said Lindsay had to stay in rehab until January 3, but Lindsay and Dina are both experts at the crack hustle, so I’m actually kind of shocked their hustle hasn’t worked. Also: why is absolutely necessary to have Thanksgiving in New York? I mean, besides the possibility to score some drugs from local dealers. Why can’t Dina just celebrate in California, and actually exert the effort to be with her daughter on Thanksgiving through court-approved methods?
That being said, The Betty Ford Clinic seems to be buying some of the Lohan crack hustle, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they allowed Lindsay to leave for 24 hours or something like that.
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Posted in Dina Lohan, Holidays, Lindsay Lohan
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Not surprising. It’s all about Dina, as usual. I have to give Lindsay credit; she actually seems to be trying for the first time ever. A decent mother would bend over backwards to support her daughter and go to California. Probably because Michael is planning to be there and feuding with her ex is a far bigger priority than supporting her very sick daughter. No wonder the poor girl got so screwed up.
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Somebody needs to can these Lohans. All of them.
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White Oprah could join Blohan at the Chateau Marmont on Thanksgiving for some holiday cocktails and blow. I’m sure they’ve got the folks at BF so snowed they’d let Blohan out for dinner, at least.
The entitlement of these two just blows me away! My sister’s been in rehab for 6 MONTHS, and I get to go pick her up tomorrow so she can be with our family for Thanksgiving. I’ll take her back tomorrow night, before curfew. “Sis” is in a REAL rehab facility.
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Dina is a nut job & needs to be whacked over the head with a 20 lb. frozen Butterball turkey.
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@ brin – LOL! I volunteer!
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The woman has so much Botox in her face she can’t even open her mouth properly, Jaysus !!
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Why does Mama Crackhead appear to be attacking a photographer with a toothbrush in the picture above? is he a dealer who has run out of crack? does he have crack stuck in his teeth?
All the luck in the world to Lindsay-with Dina as a mother she’s going to need it…
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Dry turkey = turkey jerky
And you know where Mama Blohan can put that toothbrush…
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Rules are always unfair for Lindsay and Dina. They are special people and a benefit to society.
About turkey for the holidays: my grandmother always used several chickens instead. She said turkey was too dry and tasteless. She was a fantastic cook, so if she had prepared turkey, it would have been delicious, but chicken would be better.
I don’t mind dry turkey meat. Just add more gravy, *heh-heh*
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Dina wants Lindsay with her for the holidays b/c she thinks stores will give her free stuff if Lindsay is with her. She’s better off being around other addicts who are hopefully expressing true gratitude rather then her mother who will pump her head full of entitlement.
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If Mommy Dearest wants to be with her daughter (*cough* *MEAL-TICKET*) so badly, why didn’t she and her other kids fly to California?
I guess Dina’s too busy scoring more Blow and Carvel Ice Cream cakes.
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Yeah, I’ll keep poor Lindsay in mind tomorrow. Of course I’ll have to make a little time because I will be spending most of my time thinking about my husband who will be spending Thanksgiving in Afghanistan while I spend it in Germany far away from my family. I’ll be thinking how much I miss him, and that it’s been a very long 6 months since I last held his hand, and how very long the next two months are going to be until I get to spend 15 days with him and then he goes back to finish out his year. I’ll be thinking about all the other services members that are away from family this holiday season. I will be thinking about all the families that have suffered the loss of their service member and won’t ever get another Thanksgiving with them.
You see Dina there are rules in life. I’m not complaining about the choices I have made, or that my husband has made. There are a lot of us who would love to be with our families for the holidays too. Except here in the real world that can’t always happen.
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@Farfromhome, Amen.
People like you who make us all realize how lucky we are to spend Thanksgiving with our families. I hope, despite it all, you are able to have a good day tomorrow, and I hope you let us all know when you see your husbands face again!
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@Farfromhome: Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.
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@Farfromhome – Thank you to your husband for everything he has done and is still doing, from the bottom of my heart. I hope he is safe and that you both have a good Thanksgiving. <3
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Dina wants the attention she thinks Linday being home will bring. Maybe she thinks she can sell interviews.
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Ahh, thank you guys
you made my day. I am planning on having wonderful Thanksgiving with a lot of other people who are in the same boat 
If nothing else it will make next year all the better.
Sorry, I just had a moment…the whole Lohan world pity tour gets my panties in a knot! Lindsay made a lot of choices to get to where she is today, so it’s hard for me to feel too badly for her.
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@Farfromhome….Wishing you and your family a Happy Thanksgiving and many thanks to your husband and all the brave soldiers serving our country.
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OMG. That girl in the back ground on the last picture is making me laugh. HA-HA
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It’s funny how the article says DINA is the one doing all this but people still blame Lindsay…
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“She’s been doing really well in rehab, and it’s just better that she doesn’t travel while’s she’s still working on getting better.”
In other words better that she doesn’t go back home to the white power partying pal momma that is Dina L!
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Ha ha this article is hilarious.
It seems like it is the Judge that isn’t allowing Lindsay to go to NY and not Betty Ford
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@Farfromhome You and your husband are in our thoughts, always (as are all the soldiers and families). Thank you for all you do to support your DH and him for giving up his holiday with family to protect all of us!
I have a good friend in Germany and her DH is in Afghanistan. The Lohans are spoiled, entitled twits who don’t know how good they have it.
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I think Dina is nervous cuz Michael is with Lindsay alot now. She doesn’t want to loose her money maker.
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I rarely see Dina on TV, speaking. And I am always amazed at how she sounds just like Lindsay – a fourteen-year-old valley girl with a prematurely gravelly voice from alcohol/drug/cig abuse.
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@Farfromhome, I second that Amen. Your post made me cry and realize that I’ve been bitching and moaning about not being with my husband for Thanksgiving because he’s on the road, but at least he’s not fighting a war and I know where he is and how he is at any given time. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
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FarFromHome – my best to you and your family. You are Americans. I’m not sure what the Lohans are or why anyone should care about their activities. If any of them develop even one-hundredth of your integrity, that will be amazing.
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@Bellaluna: I hope your sister is doing well. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with her.
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It would be better if Lindsay’s family will fly to California to be with her this holiday season in due respect with policy of the rehabilitation center where Lindsay is. Anyway, what they were going to do is for her daughter so I think it is not a bad idea at all.
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brine the turkey, people. it’s not difficult, and it gives purpose to the baby-bath after your kids graduate to the real tub. my turkey is currently reclining in a scented pond of onions, oranges, and peppercorns. we call him ophelia.
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@ original gracie – Thank you so much! I’m really looking forward to spending time with her. You have a wonderful Thanksgiving as well!
@ Farfromhome – Stay strong & you are in my prayers! I grew up on Camp Pendleton, and my Dad always invited those away from home to have holiday dinners with us. It was neat to have different people over for the holidays.
@ bizzy – Enjoy the hell out of Ophelia! How kind of you to give him a spa treatment!
Happy Thanksgiving to all!!!!
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@Farfromhome amen!
The Blohards are such assholes and the entitlement they ooze is disgusting. Why can’t Dina and Lindsay JUST.GO.AWAY.?
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Farfromhome – God bless you and your family, and protect your husband.
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Why does Dina’s face always look like it’s pressed against a plate glass window?
If she wants to see her, go to the gathering at the rehab. Easy. Done. But no, she’d much prefer a media hoopla and lying and whining.
Happy and safe Thanksgiving to all, especially to those who can’t be with their loved ones.
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I thought the same thing when I read the interview. Erm, why can’t you go to LA you crack addicted sorry excuse for a mother? That requires effort and really she couldn’t bitch about her terrible life where she whored out her children so she wouldn’t have to raise a finger doing an honest day’s work. God help me I know it’s wrong but if this woman got hit by a car I wouldn’t feel bad for a nanosecond.
That being said Happy Thanksgiving to all cause from your posts you’re all awesome thoughtful people!
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Of course Dina wants to spring her, it’s not in Lindsay’s best interests. We can always expect Dina to do the opposite of the right thing.
“Brine the turkey”
Mmmmm-Mm! Turkey in fish juice.
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Farfromhome, I’m thankful for selfless people like you and your husband and all of the brave selfless men and women who serve in the military. May God keep them safe this Thanksgiving and always. Hope that you get to see each other soon.
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It’s in Lindsay’s best interests to remain in California, close to her rehab, so of course Dina with her never-fail (*snort*) cracky logic is championing for the polar opposite.
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Well, Betty Ford’s letting Blohan out for 15 hours today, so she can spend the holiday with Michael “Big Pimpin’” Lohan. Oh dear. That can’t be healthy. (Michael K has it on D-Listed.)
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