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One of my absolute worst nightmares is being attacked by a passel of mongooses (I had to look that up to make sure the plural wasn’t mongeese). One mongoose I can handle, but multiple mongooses freak me out. And the more there are, the greater the likelihood of being attacked. Tila Tequila is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a mongoose in human form. And now there might be more than one of her.
Ashley Dupre, of Eliot Spitzer scandal fame, is trying to become the “next Tila Tequila” according to the New York Post. And while she’s not as mongoose-looking as the original thing, there’s still a feret-ish quality that can be seen from certain angles.
After bringing down Gov. Eliot Spitzer and becoming the most infamous hooker in America, Ashley Dupre is about to stoop even lower than prostitution - reality television. The former high-priced call girl is hungry to become the “next Tila Tequila” with a dating-type reality show that she is now developing with a Los Angeles-based company, E! News reported yesterday.
Dupre, 23, doesn’t yet have a deal to air the show - but she is set to kick her plans into high gear by moving to the Left Coast from the New Jersey mansion where she now lives with her mom and wealthy stepdad. Dupre only gave a coy giggle and said “no comment” when asked about the reality-show plans. Her mother, Carolyn Capalbo, fueled speculation further when she laughed and said: “You’ll have to follow her out to LA.”
The governor-loving good-time girl is reportedly working on her reality dreams with Handprint Entertainment, a management company that reps the likes of Nicole Richie and Pamela Anderson. When asked for comment about reports of their working with the legendary lady of the evening, Handprint’s rep hung up on a reporter twice.
[From the New York Post via the Huffington Post]
Since Ashley’s show is supposed to be a takeoff on Tila Tequila’s show, I’m assuming it will involve both men and women. Otherwise it’d just be another dating show, and I’m assuming they’d compare it to something else. There’s also a rumor out there that she’s done some lesbian stuff in the past.
Ashley had to drop her lawsuit against Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis, who is planning on putting out a tape of her clips, even though the now 23-year-old was only 17 at the time. Which apparently is legal in Florida. One of the rumors about the tape is that Dupre performs some sort of sex act on another woman.
The idea of giving this woman a reality show is just madness. As if reality TV could possibly suck more. Nonetheless, I think I’d probably watch it, if only for the novelty factor.
Here’s Tila Tequila outside MTV TRL Studios in Times Square on July 1st. Photographer: Patricia Schlein. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Reality Shows, Tila Tequila
19 Responses to “Ashley Dupre wants to be the next Tila Tequila”
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Great. This story just gave my computer gonorrhea.
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Hey you know what she’s seems better than the tequila-whore.
Not condoning her actions, and I don’t think you should be able to sue someone after you’ve showed them a fake ID and signed paperwork stating you were 18 though you weren’t.
But hell, all of these “celeb dating” shows make me afraid of getting a STD just from watching. (That’s why I tune in to The Soup! Go Joel!!!)
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And I thought reality television couldn’t get any worse than Tila Tequila…
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THANK YOU Syko!!
So sad that these girls have no problem promoting the fact that they are sluts to get a little “fame”.
It is sad that these girls aren’t bright enough to realize that there is a HUGE difference between sexy and being slutty–and to think these girls (can’t call them young ladies-sorry) will one day be mommies. -
Girls like her give all females a bad name. They’re the reason why most young guys nowadays look at girls like they’re pieces of meat. I’m so sick of having to put up with the most unoriginal, offensive pick-up lines any time I’m out in public without my boyfriend; I do not wear tight clothes, mini skirts, clown makeup or anything of that type, so what makes these idiots assume that I’m the type to put out easy? Oh yeah, that’s right, I’m a girl, and apparently that’s how we all are nowadays. Infuriating!
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If I was Ashley what nots I’d be down in Central America, throwing some of that cash at a surgeon to change my fuck*ing identity. And that press release using ‘Left Coast’; TIRED. It’s beat. Please, the media needs to stop using that. Like people who used to say ‘Frisco’ for San Francisco. Lazy and lame.
The hooker’s nose here is pretty wide; thick tip and is out of balance with the rest of her shnauz. She’ll have that thinned out soon enough before her show is up and running.
Her mom is letting her live with her? My mother would disown me. Like, forever. Much less titter to the press and brazenly act like it’s nothing to be ashamed about.
So, CB you live in Berlin? What do they think of all this mayhem anyway? No wonder we have such a horrible rep globally.
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Lesbians are so hot.. I can’t wait for the show.
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“One of my absolute worst nightmares is being attacked by a passel of mongooses.”
…um…may I submit this as the best opening line to anything, EVER, in the history of the written word?
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Tila = barf barf barf.
How did she ever get on TV.
I know it must surely be the end of times.
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I am with you Rio, I almost fell out of my chair. A “passel”, not to mention the pluralization of mongoose. Who says you can’t learn anything from gossip sites!
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She’s just disgusting, a complete loser, don’t like her at all!! Grr.
These moronic women try to make a career of screwing someone famous, or just with “modeling” pics they paid to have taken and posted on MySpace…whatever. They’re just stupid losers who don’t have the discipline to hold down a real job. F them.
Sorry, bad mood, she reminds my of my ex roommate who wanted to be a doctor, had a real shot then gave up, stole my money and moved to L.A. to be a “model”. Stupid whore, a year later she’s squatting in people’s apartments and still paying photographers to take pictures. Good luck with that.
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That’s right Ashley,
You have nothing worthwhile to offer the world aside from what’s inside your bra and panties, so if you’re going to aim- aim low and don’t disappoint yourself. Quit wasting my air, girl.
Stupid bitch
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lol @ mongoose comment, it’s so true! She does look like a mongoose! I’m British though so I really have no idea who Tila Tequila is.
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why would anyone ever want to follow in Tila’s footsteps?? she has no talent, she’s a whore, and looks like a dwarf alien who spends way too much in a tanning bed. BARF.
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Blackalicious summed it all up for me.
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I just saw the footage of Ashley Dupre moaning while masturbating with an electric pink dildo. Kinda sexy in a dirty way !
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Whatever happened to the good old days when being a whore was not something you would brag about, and was not a way to catapult to fame?
This girl is not pretty, not real bright, and has shown no public talents. How come she gets her own show when people who actually have talent and experience and are interesting are standing in unemployment lines?
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