Yesterday, Dlisted put up this video (below) – it’s of Chelsea Handler doing her stand-up in New Jersey, I guess. Chelsea is saying the same old Team Aniston crap she’s been saying for a while – that Angelina Jolie is a C-U-Next Tuesday, et cetera. The language is NSFW.
Yeah. Look, everyone has their right to their opinion, and Chelsea is no exception. She thinks Angelina is a baby-collecting home-wrecking skank. I think Chelsea is a drunk, racist, unfunny whore who screwed her way into a multi-million dollar contract. Opinions. I also think it’s interesting that despite her close associations with Jennifer Aniston and the agency CAA (representing both Chelsea and Aniston), no one is telling Chelsea to take these attacks down a notch – it speaks volumes as to how “over it” Team Aniston really is not. Opinions.
Ah shes just a human hangover lately maybe it’s her horse mouth which she should stuff with hay and carrots and quit talking horsesh%*
My apologies to the horses out there.
Meh, this is Chelsea’s schtick and has been since before she was friend’s with Jenn or was repped by CAA. I highly doubt they care. I mean, the woman speaks the truth.
I personally think Handler is kind of funny on her show. Its not laugh out loud funny or anything but its ok. I can’t watch it every night because then she just gets plain annoying. Once a month works for me. As far as her opinions on Angelina Jolie, she has a right to have them just like you said. The same way we all have the right to crack jokes about the celebrities we have disdain for on this very site, I believe she has the right to do it too. Who cares. Thats my opinion.
Chelsea has ALWAYS bashed Angelina Jolie on her late night talk show. If you watch her show, you would know this.
I feel so sorry for Jen, poor Jen. No babies, no slut shaming, still a working actress even though she can’t open a movie to save her life. Jen must be so embaressed by handler lastest remarks eye roll!
What do you suppose she gets out of being such a nasty bitch all the time? I’m not finding it funny anymore.
her subject matter is irrelevant. so yesterday & then some. ita with kaiser’s opinion of chelsea. time to cancel that show.
This horse faced drunk and her lonely old bff need to move on already.
Woman has a right to her opinion, and I have a right not to find her funny. Which I never will.
Was it really necessary to post multiple shots of her leathery weather beaten 65 year old alcoholic face?
So gross and vulgar.
She also USED to make fun of Jenny poo wonder why she no longer does, anyway now all the blogs are talking about this which is just publicity for this handler person
I feel for Jen, because this brings it all up again, like she hasn’t moved past it and like she has told Chelsea things. It doesn’t matter if this was her shtick before. Everyone will now feel it’s because of Jen she’s saying this. First of all, Brad was the married one. He chose to move on from Jen. If he hadn’t met Angie, he would have eventually anyway. He was bored with Jen.
Secondly, this wasn’t even funny. I love Chelsea in her interviews, because, at least, they’re not boring going by a preinterview script like Letterman and Leno do. But her standup is average. I had a friend go and say they were very disappointed. She bombed on the VMAs and I was rooting for her, but it was bad.
She’s pathetic and so is Jen. Being friends with trash like this and Joe Francis, John Mayer… ? That right there speaks volumes.
Chelsea’s ok, some days she’s funnier than others.
None of these btches Jenny poo included have never publicly said a bad word about brad Pitt, hmmm
Yes, as hypocritical as Handler is, Aniston is the one who looks very, very foolish. Aniston doesn’t want Brad or Vince or John or whomever, she wants attention. The more time that passes, the clearer it is she is not fit to be in any sort of relationship-that’s fine, but her constant acting out makes it just icky for all to see, sort of like maggoty garbage rotting in the sun.
Brett Butler 2.0 in 3…2…1
Aniston’s choice for a friend might be questionable, or her choice could be a reflection of herself.
Brad Pitt and the status/stability of the Pitt-Aniston marriage need the same spotlight. The poor Jen versus the all-powerful seductress Angelina Jolie tale is getting tiresome, and it never was believable.
It’s sad that Chelsea Handler is twisting this old news to trash someone and to benefit herself. Aniston should be embarrassed. Nothing would embarrass Handler.
Low class is what low class does.
Everybody has a right to an opinion but, really, it’s been SIX YEARS!! Seems to me Ms. Handler needs some new material.
I think its time for horse face chelsea to give it up, Im sure Angelina doesn’t give a rats azz about this nobody. Chelsea might wanna look at her azz in the mirror, her face is twice her age! What about Jen being a serial dater, ppl could put her in the same category as kim k, but dont. move on old hag. chelsea is getting old…in more ways than one.
not a smart move
criticism from a person who slept with her boss to keep her job on E! Entertainment .bitch, please!
I’m not a Chelsea fan either, but Jolie has been caught in so many LIES that I get the feeling her life is one big attention seeking PR stunt.
I’ve never been much of a fan. She comes across as trashy and just kind of classless. Her jokes aren’t really that funny.
That said, this has to got to be embarrassing for Jen. It makes it look to everyone that Jen is still hung up on what happened years ago when its pretty obvious she has gotten over it if she ever had a problem with it in the first place and is pretty happy where she is (having the time of her life as single).
I think both Brad and Jen got what they wanted out of the divorce and are happy where they are.
I think people who can do stand up without being ugly to ANYONE else, with out cursing, and without being a b*tch is extremely talented. Guess that leaves Chelsea out of that category. She isn’t funny, and she isn’t edgy. She is rude, and comes off as bitter.
Besides, if you google Chelsea Handler Homewrecker, you get like 4 pages of the same link headline: “Chealsea Handler rips into Angelina Jolie.” Ok, we get it, you hate her. Shut the hell up and get some newer, funnier material. If you can. B*tch.
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Barren Uterus Syndrome
Leaves victims bitter, empty, and irrational. Clearly, Handler’s been overtaken by this affliction.
So in other words CH was saying jen isn’t nothing without Brad.
I want to feel bad for Jen, but everytime she opens her mouth and talk ….. I feel pity, she might be nice person in reality, but she is just not classy nor educated nor smart.
Totally chill with dipshit calling Angelina a C-unit, but seriously.. The Maddox inner dialog went far, way too far.
@poor choice in friends, I totally agree – I think Aniston and her team are in agreement with handler and her jokes, comments, etc. Anything they can do to make a nasty or snide comment about Angelina. Its really quite pathetic when you think about it. Aniston keeps making crappy movies, so why not take a jab at AJ once again.
Its been 5 years or longer, really sad, good grief.
All this does is tells you that Jennifer Aniston is not over Brad Pitt and has revealed her true feelings to Chelsea Handler, Chelsea’s rant on Jolie is just saying your wife still loves you come back Jolie is no good. I know Brad Pitt is quite a hansome dude but what has he done to JA that she still cannot move on, how embarrassing.
Chelsea’s schtick is to make fun of celebrities… and I’ll admit that bit about Maddox being like “Bish, when are we going to Malibu” was mildly entertaining. However, I just think that going on and on about how Angelina has no friends because she’s bish – juxtaposed with photos of Chelsea on vacation with everyone’s favorite “Friend” Jennifer Aniston – makes this stand up routine smell like it was put together by two drunken angry scorned sorority girls sunning themselves in Cabo, dissing the girl who hooked up with their boyfriend at a frat party. Immature, obvious, pathetic and frankly makes it seem like Aniston is still nursing wounds and unable to get over Brad.
Hey, lay off those who CHOOSE not to have children for whatever reason. (And for some the choice is made for them due to health or whatever.) That’s kinda uncool. But some women are just bitter b*tches whether they bred in captivity or not. And with the holidays coming up they are coming to a family dinner near you…
I thought I read that Chelsea herself is a homewrecker. If so, she’s got a brass set to stand up there talking about homewreckers. I tried reading her lastest book and didn’t get through a quarter of it. It wasn’t funny at all. I have friends who have better stories to tell.
lol! pathetic. a lil’ funny too as i realize Angie doesn’t give a rat’s a s s what Chelsea thinks. who is Chelsea? when AJ is speaking with world presidents, Chelsea doesn’t factor in. this is so high school. is this what they spoke about over vodka in Cabo? makes Jen look really, really bad. like i can understand why Angie chooses not to have bffs if they are gonna burn you like that. what kind of va-jay-jay does Angie alone have that can “steal” men and “wreck” a “home” of two smoking adults. i’ve never been able to steal even a single man with promises of my still intact v-card.
Please don’t use this as some nonsense excuse for Brangeloonies to segue into talking about Jen Aniston. Which I don’t get. I never saw an Aniston movie, or watched Friends and I don’t particularly care for Brad Pitt before or after. All I know is they were married. He cheated on her. Jolie has big lips and unimpressive acting skills (kinda like Pitt and his former wife), but Aniston is a villain because she didn’t commit adultery and has smaller lips. That’s my reading of the situation.
Handler is mean. That’s what she does. Mean. I don’t care who she is being mean to. That’s her style and she has made her fortune being mean to whomever. I don’t care if you like Jolie, she has no right to be off limits and I think she deserves some of the heat she gets. It comes with fame and poor choices (adultery is never a good idea). If you don’t like Handler, apply my AnistonJoliePitt movie method and turn the channel.
And my opinion is that Handler is only crude (which she does very well), NOT funny, NOT remotely attractive, and a classless, undeserving slut.
“I think Chelsea is a drunk, racist, unfunny whore who screwed her way into a multi-million dollar contract.”
That about sums it up. Oh and CU Next Tuesday brings back warm childhood memories. Thanks for that.
Chelsea is doing her “friend” no favors. Just making her look pathetic and stuck 6 years in the past. Sad.
CH is a dirty woman with no self respect.
“But some women are just bitter b*tches whether they bred in captivity or not. And with the holidays coming up they are coming to a family dinner near you…”
Holy shit, this is hilarious!! Made my morning.
chelsea is a drunken, unfunny old bitch.
Aniston is using Handler as her mouthpiece. If she was over her divorce she would tell Handler to STFU already. After six years she’s still not over it and she’ll probably go to her grave feeling wronged and bitter.
Kinda agree with Chelsea on this one. Jolie used her adoptions, pregnancies and charity work to completely whitewash her past. I mean, really, who could find fault with her now? Her public image is so sparkly. @@
Anytime you point out that a homewrecking whore is pretty much always a homewrecking whore, a brangelunie will pop out and say, “Get over it — people grow and change!”….completely forgetting that MOST of the time, they don’t.
What keeps this warm in Aniston’s heart, I’ll bet, is not Brad, it’s the career. Jolie was the other woman and then parlayed that into the career that Anniston has always wanted. Rumors were that a big part of the split was Aniston’s choice of career over babies. It has to really sting that Jolie can do both with her ex-husband.
“Barren Uterus Syndrome
Leaves victims bitter, empty, and irrational.”
Yeah, because the one thing the world needs is more BABIES!!! All those gay and infertile couples should just kill themselves now over the total pointlessness of their lives, shouldn’t they???
Why don’t Jen still steal brad back and then she can have the career she always wanted eyeroll
Whatever happened to people just being funny? Funny as in making actual jokes and not just aggressively tearing apart people who are popular in the media? Anyone with PMS and an attitude can make rude remarks, but to actually be funny and make people laugh? Its a lost art.
I miss Phyllis Diller.
Not taking sides here (ok, maybe I am, but Handler’s such a hypocrite), but I find it ironic that Handler refers to AJ as a “whore”. From what I’ve been led to believe, a “whore” is someone who uses sex as a means to get something.
How did Handler get her show? By having sex with someone. What did she do when her show got picked up? Stopped having sex with that someone. So, uh, who’s the Whore?
I also find it ironic because her own best friend has said on many occasions that the marriage was over before AJ even showed up, and that there was no cheating. Does this make JA a lying bitch? Will we hear that in her (so-called) comedy next?
Lisa Turtle:
December 6th, 2010 at 10:51 am
makes this stand up routine smell like it was put together by two drunken angry scorned sorority girls sunning themselves in Cabo, dissing the girl who hooked up with their boyfriend at a frat party. Immature, obvious, pathetic and frankly makes it seem like Aniston is still nursing wounds and unable to get over Brad.
^^^This. 100% agree. If Aniston was smart she would publicly tell Handler to back the fuck off, at least TRY to salvage some dignity here. But she isn’t and she won’t. I’m tired of the “poor Jen” routine but she just keeps giving me reasons to think that way…
I don’t like Angelina Jolie but I like Chelsea even less she really is a racist unfunny whore!
Hmmm Angelina had an Oscar and 2 Golden Globes way before Brad she was already famous doing her humanitarian work etc, etc way before him also.
It looks like Jen had a margarita fueled pity party all Thanksgiving and got bitter and nasty with her new bitchy friend because her old ones can’t stand hearing her complain anymore, then sent her lapdog out to attack Angie and the kids to make her feel better. That is the epitome of pathetic.
Angelina’s past wasn’t nothing compared to these kids today out acting like fools and getting arrested. She wasn’t out drinking and driving, getting arrested or in bar brawls. She explored some drugs, got tattoos, was gothic etc. When you say she’s trying to cover her past exactly what’s so horrific to hide?
I don’t think it’s fair to pin Handler’s rude comments about Angie on Aniston. Handler will say anything when she’s drunk and she’s known to drink before performing. It just really shows what a jerk Handler is in the end. She, who offers opinions of what she knows not.
@je… “kinda agree with Chelsea on this one. Jolie used her adoptions, pregnancies and charity work to completely whitewash her past. I mean, really, who could find fault with her now? Her public image is so sparkly. @@
Anytime you point out that a homewrecking whore is pretty much always a homewrecking whore, a brangelunie will pop out and say, “Get over it — people grow and change!”….completely forgetting that MOST of the time, they don’t
i beg to differ. people change. you’re not the same person you were and you don’t think the same way you did at 21 as you do at 35. Angie did majority of those stuff during her teen years and early twenties. by 26, she had adopted Maddox, divorced Billy Bob and was doing serious UNHCR work…before Brad came into her life. the timing wasn’t perfect (unhappily married Brad) but hey, fate couldn’t let it be all perfect… that woman didn’t have to work for fame, it all just came to her naturally. with people like CH mentioning her all the time, no less. Ps. there is a difference between judging a person and having an opinion about a person.
Also, as nobody has pointed out, Handler has a sex tape. She can say it was “a comedic film” all she wants-that bitch did a sex tape. So far as I can remember, angelina hasn’t. Although, I would LOVE to see it if she had 😉
Michael K from Dlisted does a much better job when he cracks jokes about Angelina Jolie. And the reason for that is very simple: he’s actually funny.
And again, Laineygossip has the best take on this “Team Aniston — six-years-later” situation:
http://www.laineygossip.com/Chelsea_Handler_attacks_Angelina_Jolie_on_stage_for_Jennifer_Aniston_06dec10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
Great. I’m all for taking down the Jolie, sure. I love it when it’s clever too. Michael K over at Dlisted calls it a “hypnotic vagina” and it’s always, always hilarious. Without an agenda. But is this really because Chelsea wants to take down the Jolie, or because Jennifer Aniston wants her to take down the Jolie? Are you badass if you’re acting on the interests of your new best friend, who helps book better guests on your show, with whom you share a publicist? Or … are you just the same kind of famewhore who has to participate in some good old Hollywood give and take? Because before she and Jen got close, Chelsea was an equal opportunity ragger, and Aniston was a target alongside Angelina Jolie.
Spot on.
Jen: Jolie was the other woman and then parlayed that into the career that Aniston has always wanted.
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Oh honey, puh-leeeeze!! Aniston was the wronged woman and parlayed that into a six-year pity party. Jolie was an Oscar-winning actress before she ever heard of Brad Pitt. Aniston’s career has lasted this long solely because of her divorce. If she hadn’t been married to and dumped by Brad Pitt she would have vanished into obscurity a long time ago.
Chelsea’s personality is as ugly as her face. I’ll assume she was doing coke and booze as usual as the excuse for that painfully unfunny routine.
Someone needs to tell this unfunny bitch that she needs to update her material. This little love triangle deal was so five years ago.
Alexis: Jolie has been caught in so many LIES
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Really? Name a few. Matter of fact, name one.
” beg to differ. people change. you’re not the same person you were and you don’t think the same way you did at 21 as you do at 35. Angie did majority of those stuff during her teen years and early twenties. by 26, she had adopted Maddox, divorced Billy Bob and was doing serious UNHCR work…before Brad came into her life.”
Some people change, and some people learn just how to hide their mistakes. We’re dealing with someone who engages in repetitive vices. Throwing her charity work into the the fray is non sequitur. It has nothing to do with her dating/mating habits, which is the issue. It is her history and her perceived taste for married/taken men. And her admirers propensity for using her charity work as a shield against criticism. I’m not saying ‘the affair/s’ is all that she is, but it certainly is the primary target of criticism when it comes to her.
IDK, maybe she’s saying all this stuff to impress Jen? I dont like her very much and I cant see why JA would.
alright this is the first and only brange/aniston blah blah post i will ever make, it takes TWO PEOPLE TO COMMIT ADULTERY. isn’t it about time that we moved on from just blaming jolie all the time in this situation. any person can evolve if they want to. as for chelsea handler she is a disgusting talentless drunken slut.
This coming from a racist ugly prick who has a sex tape (just like Kim Kardashian) and who slept her way to the top with her married boss and then dumped him after he gave her the show.
This is Aniston friend, after the Joe Francis’, after the only man she went with twice, a man who brags on his blog about urinating on his women during lovemaking, a man she publicly bragged as being the best man she ever went with and had never been happier with (this including Brad) and who she adored for his way of thinking thoughts, thoughts he has expressesd some of them being as having a white supremacist…. and saying that he only date stupid women, some of them being napalm in bed while others were stuck in 1998 with their dog in the kitchen.
Too many shameful acquaintances and you are somewhat always defined partly by your entourage.
Birds of a the same feathers flock together or as we say in french : “Qui se ressemble, s’assemble”.
All those people have a nasty soul, a poor intellect and as far as i am concerned, all of them are from being ‘nice’ in my book. They are just immature uneducated classless bitter hags who will attract their own kind, hence i can’t picture any decent good men who will be the least interested to that type of empty trashy woman with nothing to offer but the bootey and a nasty personality flirting with too much immorality, too many times at an age where you need to bring more wisdom and maturity to match an attractive aging physique.
This is SO ridiculous. Jen and Brad seemed really incompatible to me. I saw this interview they did together. He always said he wanted many kids, and she said he would be lucky to get one.
I guess she won that battle. They couldn’t agree on this on camera, so that relationship seemed doomed to me.
But it’s so much more convenient to blame Angelina and paint her as the devil than it is to say it wasn’t meant to be. How convenient.
I can’t believe Jen would keep company with this gross, nasty woman. I mean keeping the negativity alive some 6 years later? That just shows the world how immature you are. She really needs to get over it and move on. It’s been 6 years and 6 kids later. I mean just this year, she invited People magazine to her birthday party and the cover read, Jen–5 years after Brad. WHY would she allow herself to be continually linked to Brad? Unless she’s doing it for the press, it makes her look stalkerish at this point.
I don’t think she did Jennifer a favor. Her comments will endear more people to Jolie I think. Anyway, there is too much verbal abuse going on in our society, especially online. Like I said before Jennifer Aniston gets it big time as do many others. I went on what I did not realize was a strictly pro-Jolie site and tried to explain that the cruel words I saw there about Jennifer would be hurtful. I went on to say that it was okay to love Jolie but why bring Aniston into it at all? The consequences of my question resulted in me getting dozens of comments. They called me a hag, a troll, fat, ugly, a paid employee, stupid, a bitch and a w*hre. They told me to S T F U and that I should get a disease and die. They then went on to abuse Jennifer in the most hideous way possible.
Using someone’s children in your stand up act? I mean, someone’s children we know thru the paparazzi?
That’s low and beyond classless.
Then again, I think brange’s use of their kids as media props is also tacky. Yes,sometimes they are followed, but other times, it’s VERY clear they planned the photo op. [i’d say 50% of the time, frankly]. And they could do what others do: Our kids are not in the limelight; we dont talk about them.
I cannot imagine their children growing older/adults, and seeing their whole lives displayed thru blogs, videos, articles, etc.
That’s just wrong. As for the rest-handler is lame and then some, in general she’s not talented. And, she is sooo much older than they ‘say’ she is.
Hmmm Angelina had an Oscar and 2 Golden Globes way before Brad she was already famous doing her humanitarian work etc, etc way before him also.
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Exactly. How does her relationship with Brad get the credit for a career that was already there before she met him? WTF? And yes, people do change and grow up. Angelina was a wild child who grew up, settled down and created a family. Just like MILLIONS of other women.
Jen and Chelsea aren’t the only ones who need to get over it and move on.
This lady is just cheap. Maybe she should ask Sarah Palin for some training sessions in people bashing. It is disgusting that people like her are payed for their mental diarrhea.
Why in the h*ll is anyone still obsessing over this Jen Vs. Angelina thing? It’s been six years! In six years I’ve gotten married, had TWO kids, bought a house, changed jobs, and my beloved cat died. SIX years is a long a** time. Chelsea needs to STFU and stop blaming Angelina and her “vagenda” for all of Aniston’s problems.
i laughed a little when i watched it.
dont know anything about the comedian so i cant give an opnion on her.
angelina does seem like a major bitch and she has admitted she has no girlfriends… never trust a woman with no girlfriends.
as for aniston. she just comes off as pathetic no matter what.
@Fanny: I know the site you’re talking about. I used to post on there until I found out that pople from that site lurk on this one, and then go back to that site and report there what you posted on this site. I felt like I was being stalked. There are some crazy people on the internet. Just ignore the nutcases as best you can.
“Some people change, and some people learn just how to hide their mistakes. We’re dealing with someone who engages in repetitive vices. Throwing her charity work into the the fray is non sequitur.”
what repetitive vices? how many married men? have J-lo, Julia Roberts, Liz Taylor, et cetera not done the same thing? was BBT even married? didnt Laura Dern’s actual marriage just break up? how has AJ spent the last ten years of her life?
with Vince Vaughn, John Mayer, Paul Sculfor, et al? she’s been doing UN work and building a family. to me, AJ has changed and has so much depth now. the fact that the media has been dogging her steps for all this time is res ipsa loquitur…
This woman’s entitled to her opinion but if she thinks this’ll help with Jen Aniston’s public image any better, she’s sadly mistaken. Plus Brangelina wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about this lol
#61
The funny thing is that everything people always bring about Jolie past to justify the ‘crazy’ image they often refer her, a past she did until she turned 25, Johnny Depp, the one who is often showed as a model, the one that even some say Jolie’s PAST tains her, this Johnny did it harsher, harder and longer till…35 years of age.
Trashing a hotel room : check
Cutting himself (yes he did it also and play with blod too) : check
Getting tattoes : check
All sort of drugs, he even admitted that he would undoutedbly been dead of an overdosis today if he hadn’t met Vanessa : check
Introducing strip dancers in his club : check
Problems with his father : Check
Oversexuality with his woman (namely Kate Moss who used to tell nasty freaky weird details on a bbc show to an audience who was taken aback) : check
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And last but not least, the controversy surrounding the Viper club and the death of his friend River Phoenix : a great part of the media lached out violently and said he was responsible of his death for letting the drugs flow freely and letting him take his last fix in his club while he was playing his guitar.
Hence he went to Europe after the tragedy because it was pretty insane and ugly for him at the time as he became the number one target of the media. That’s where he met Vanessa and stopped the drugs he admitted still consuming even more after River’s death.
Today, nobody will come out with his controversial past who last nearly 20 years, NOONE. Au contraire, he has acquirred rightfully a new virginity and like everyone normal, he has evolved and has matured and became a dad with preoccupation in par of his new chapter in life.
But when it comes to Jolie and her lighter, softer, shorter controversial past, it’s another story…..
LOL if you think any other person like her in the spotlight made it any other way. You think Chelsea Handler is the only alcoholic, blonde skank who fucked her way to the top? Oh. Ok. Most comedians are not THAT funny. If one person likes you, everyone likes you. At least Chelsea isn’t fake.
Chelsea Handler may not be funny but she is right about Angelina Jolie. I don’t really care that Jolie stole Jennifer Aniston’s husband, but I get tired of hearing about what a wonderful person she is. It’s just media manipulation.
@Cheyenne
Alexis: Jolie has been caught in so many LIES
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Really? Name a few. Matter of fact, name one.
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Let’s see just off the top of my head.
1. “I would never get involved with a married man” vs. “I can’t wait to show the kids the movie where mommy and daddy fell in love”. Hopefully she’ll leave out the part where Daddy was still married to and living with another woman at the time.
2. “This is just a job. I think I’ll retire in a couple of years.” Angie said this in 2005. And again in 2006.
3. I only do one film a year so I can spend time with the kids. This year alone she has done “The Tourist”, global press for SALT and “United Love Story.”
4. Don’t even get me started about how the nannies supposedly never spend the night. Yes, I’m sure Brad can get six kids to bed at night and get them out of bed in the morning all by himself while Angie spends 16 hours on a film set. Neither of them can even leave the house with all six kids at one time.
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That being said, while I agree with everything Chelsea said, and I would add that Brad played his own role in using orphans to distract the press from his behavior, Handler did not do Aniston any favors. If I were Jen I’d lose this new friend ASAP.
I doubt if AJ has even heard of CH. AJ is one of the highest paid, most sought after actresses in Hollywood. She is in a relationship of over 5 1/2 years. She has 6 happy healthy kids. She is a Oscar Winner. A pilot. An UN ambassador for 10 yrs. She just directed a film. Her next film costars Johnny Depp. CH is a racist(aniti -Asian) drunk with a show on E, who goes on free Thanksgiving trip to Mexico with people she used to insult on her show.On top of that she is dating 50 cent. 50 CENT who remarked he wanted to be Brad Pitt for one night so he could sleep with Angie
@Samigirl (#55) – If she didn’t make one with Billy Bob, I think we’ve missed the boat on that one. xD I’m sure it would’ve surfaced by *now* if they had.
@Lila (#61)- You do make a good point. Her charity work does come up as a defense against romantic allegations they have nothing to do with, often.
@Scotchy (#63) – You’re right. No one ever mentions Brad’s role in the affair, when discussing who’s wronged who. Our society always puts the two ‘women’ up against each other. It *does* take two to tango.
And I *still* can’t stand Chelsea. I’ve never found her funny, and have continuously wondered how she’s managed to stay around this long.
She’s obviously just using AJ,BP and JA for material. They arent responsible for what she says.
Cheslea is a olgre, she is NOT funny but what is funny, is the thought of Jen STILL talking about this..
by now, it would have been someone else anyway..Brad’s no angel.
Women always lash out at the female involved and never hold men responsible.
Brad’s commitment was supposed to be w/Jen–not Angelina’s.
wow, at her stillllllllll simmering over this.
Chelsea is crass, rude and ugly though, let’s NOT forget..Jen needs to tell her to shut her trashy trap mouth though.
oh, I forgot that Chelsea was dipping off w/a married man too
oh but that was business right??
This is so high school.
@Fauxhemian Delight: Gee, I guess that makes me a liar too. I swore I wouldn’t stay in my current job for more than few years. 13 years later, there I still am, for a simple reason: I never expected I’d like my job so much. So does changing my mind about staying make me a liar? GMAFB.
Circumstances changes, know what I’m saying? Her children are older, so she’s able to work more. She’s never away from them for long. When she travels for any distance to work, her family goes with her. And as for the nannies, unless you live in their house, you’re just flapping your gums uselessly as usual.
It’s easy to say you’d never do this, you’d never do that, but nobody can project ten years into the future. She met an unhappily married man and fell in love. But don’t blame her for the failure of his marriage. That farce was dead in the water before they ever met. Nobody held a gun to his head and forced him to leave his ex-wife. It was his decision and his alone. I’ve said before and will say again: nobody can steal anyone without their consent.
Spot on Kaiser, spot on.
Jen herself said in interviews there was no affair/homewrecking, and has never withdrawn those comments.If she has something else to say about it she should just call up Barbara Walters or Oprah and spit it out already. Her sour grapes and attempts to associate herself with Brad/Angie only started after her Oscar baiting failed. I thought her low point was bringing John Mayer to the Oscars but her courting of Handler over the last few months to act as her surrogate attacking Angie and the kids is truly pathetic.
In my own personal opinion (and mine alone) I have always thought Brad and Jen were seperated at the time of MAMS shooting but hadn’t negotiated a divorce and planned to announce after the big budget Troy premiered. Which is why Brad and Angie are both so adamant about not cheating but also sketchy about timing. My main reason is the fact that Jen has claimed to only have met Angie once on the set of Friends. You mean she never visited the MAMS set? (It shot in LA)
Everyone forgets that the tabs were writing about problems in the Aniston/Pitt marraige for years before MAMS.
She’s just not funny to me.
I don’t get people who whinge about how tired they are of hearing of “Saint Angie”? Where are you people hearing this? This is the same woman who EVERY SINGLE FREAKING WEEK is on a tabloid cover with all sorts of nasty, unpleasant, untrue stories about her. She hates her children, she manipulates her children, she hates Brad, she’s making his life miserable etc. So where is the “saint angie” talk you all complain about?
It must just eat people alive that six years on, they’re STILL TOGETHER. He hasn’t left her and she hasn’t left him. They have children together. And worse still,it’s been SIX bloody years. Those still bleating on about ‘homewrecking’ need to seriously consider why they actually care all this time later. Sh!t happens. And life goes on. For most people anyway.
As for CH, she’s just a really unhappy person deep down. There’s humor and then there’s just plain nastiness. And her level of nasty just reveals the extent of her own unhappiness.
You read my mind. Chelsea and Aniston are friends, so Jenn should tell her to shut it but she hasn’t because she loves it.
@ sakyiwaa: yes Thank you!!!! I get it, this site is team jolie, but imo, she is a slut who is no better than any of tiger wood’s mistresses, or Jesse James, etc…. I find it fascinating, the amount of forgivness this woman receives, yet anyone else who would split up America’s sweetheart coulpe, as Brad and Jen were viewed in 2004, would be stuck to a cross and burned.
Team Chelsea and Aniston all the way!!!!
@mln76 I agree with you that Brad and Jen were probably seperated during the filming of Mr.and Mrs. Smith. Because, I remember that when Brad was promoting Troy he went on Oprah’s show and told her something like “I don’t know if Jen and I are meant to be with one person for the rest of our lives. But, we will see what happens.” I recall that so well because I was a little shocked by his answer about the state of his relationship with Jen. So, yes, I believe there were a lot of problems in that marriage before Angie ever came along. Also, people close to Laura Derna and Billy Bob Thorton have said that Laura and Billy were already seperated when he hooked up with Angie, despite Laura’s claims. And that’s all a moot point since Laure begin a relationship with Ben Harper when he was still with his pregnant girlfriend (or wife).
Oh My God, people, please get over it. I cant believe you are still on this blablabla! Move onnnnn. Chelsea makes jokes about celebrities, why in the hell can she joke about Jolie? She can joke about anyone. Its just sad that she has people to listen to all the c*rap.
And I doubt that Jennifer Aniston has anything to do with all this. She was always classy about their break-up. So mounth shut that the media made all the speculation possible about the breakup.
Please people, move on…
@Bee yeah right around that time Jen said to Vanity Fair that Brad was “a love of her life but not necessarily the love of her life.” Also I read once that the earliest reports of a trail seperation between them due to arguments about having children date back to 2003 .
C.h. says things to get a reaction and is laughing all the way to the bank.
@cheyenne
Her children are older, so she’s able to work more.
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So the twins being TWO YEARS OLD makes them older. WTF, lady.
And I noticed you didn’t really adress Lie #1 other than to give an ‘expert’ opinion of Brad and Jen’s marriage. How do you know what the state of their marriage was when he met Angie? Have you ever met these people? How do you know what the state of Billy Bob’s relationship with Laura Dern was?
The problem with Angie is that she has ended up with a man who was in a relationship, TWICE. Not just the one time. Three times if you count Uma Thurmon and Timothy Hutton. There comes a point when once might be excusable, but twice is highly questionable. Three times, not even sure what to say about that one. Personally, I think if everyone behaved in an acceptable manner Angie would not be on version #3 at this point.
Version #1. I would never get involved with a married man.
Version #2. Can’t wait to show the movie where mommy and daddy fell in love.
Version #3 from just a few months ago. We were just friends.
Anyway, no point in arguing. Everyone has their teams. And I think it’s pretty clear what teams we are on. Neither one of us will ever change the other person’s mind. The end.
If Handler and Aniston are really “friends” (and not just agency associates), then Handler ought to know that bagging on Jolie does nothing to help her “friend’s” image. In fact, to intelligent gossip mongers, it hinders it.
Having a friend rag on “the other woman” (with whom he has a family with!) five years later only makes Aniston continue to look jealous and bitter – or at the very least, desperate to keep her name in the tabloids now that her romcoms are boxoffice poison.
At best, Aniston is a bitter, hateful woman. At worst, it lends credence to the speculation that she used Pitt’s infidelity to bolster her own very mediocre career, and is continuing to rely on the sympathy vote five years out.
Either way, it’s not an empowering look for Aniston.
I see Chelsea’s Man – 50 cent was asked who he would trade places with for a day. His response- Brad Pitt so he can sleep with Angie.I remember John Mayer mentioning Angie as someone to think about while getting a BJ in Rolling Stone before he dated Jen.Chelsea mentined Brad in a RS interview recently. Obviously someone in her circle is fixated on him. He left Jen in Jan 2005 . It will be 6 years in a few weeks. Well anyway look forward to seeing real A+++ listers Brad , Angie and Johnny Depp at the NY premiere tonight.#96 Angie, Brad and Jen say there was no affair. Saying I want my kids to see a movie where Mommy and Daddy fell in love is not the same as saying Mammy and Daddy slept together. My husband and I fell in love many years before we started a relationship. We were co workers yet we didn’t start dating until I left the company because of the no fraternization rules.We both admitted years later that we were in love with each other.As for working Angie has acting in one film for 11 weeks and directed one for 7 weeks.
I do think the joke was pretty harsh, but that’s her style, she jokes about a lot of people, mainly celebs b/c that’s hey shtick. I doubt it has anything to do with Jennifer Aniston, and I just doubt Jennifer would tell anyone what to or what not to joke about,she’s her friend, not her boss.
It is safe to say that the posters that are calling AJ a slut are ones as well. Cause it take one to know one right
Chelsea Handler used to make fun of Aniston and Jolie equally. Somewhere in the past two years, she dumped her old agent, hired Aniston’s agent as her own and suddenly she’s Aniston’s BFF. Jennifer has been on Chelsea’s show twice, invited Chelsea to her birthday party, went on vacation with her and has been seen hanging out with her. As Aniston’s friendship with Chelsea grew, so did the viciousness of the jokes Chelsea made about Jolie and the kids. Keep in mind that she never goes after Brad. Only the kids and Jolie.
Of course the Aniston and Chelsea apologists will say that she’s a comedian so she tells jokes for living and Aniston has nothing to do with it but they can’t defend why Chelsea’s tone suddenly changed around the same time she became friends with Aniston. All the jokes she used to make about Aniston being desperate and lonely stopped. The jokes she used to make about Jolie turned into angry rants with no funny punchline.
LOL my butt off at Fauxhemian Delight. Hating someone must be so tiresome huh
CH is JA’s mouthpiece. She is using her to attacked AJ. She can’t do it herself cause she don’t want to lose the title as America’s Sweetheart so she gets her friend to do the dirty work for her. Anistonloonies of course will say differently
Shes always bashed Jolie, and I cant see how just because they are friends means Jennifer would condone this-because if anything its embarrassing to her in that the people that thinks she agrees also infer she isnt over the whole jenbradang gate thing.
Ive also heard her make jokes about other celebs..I think its kinda cool when someone calls them out on stupid behavior you and I wouldnt get away with. Come on people this is the mother of all couples which makes this the mother of all schticks for this comdienne -particulary.
Who the hell says Jen has to get over it? It was her HUSBAND!!!! Yes I understand what’s done is done but for her it was a huge, massive betrayal from the one person she was supposed to totally trust. That doesn’t mean to dwell on it publicly to anyone with ears,which she doesn’t. Websites like these do. And FTR, I wouldn’t give two shits what my friends said publicly about the selfish bitch who is now playing house with my husband that she hooked up with when I was married to him! I’d be glad someone had my back to say out loud all the shit I couldn’t. Just my opinion
Oh dear xD It seems the debate has gotten off topic.
Poor Chelsea… See? Even when a post is about YOU, everyone is so bored by your tired ‘comedy’ methods that they latch onto something else entirely to talk about in comments. Sad, your story.
@alex “Hating someone must be so tiresome huh” er no 🙂 the wicked are a hardy bunch, 🙂 hating gives them more energy to hate. Wrong and strong is what they are 🙂
brad left jen cuz she’s ugly as fuck. a mutant who seems like a giant bitch, unwilling to compromise on anything.
jolie isnt perfect by no means but at least she’s trying to take the high road and not have their “friend” take jabs at her supposed rivals.
@ Cheyenne– i totally agree with everything you’ve said!
LOL … the bit in the video about Maddox coming from a 3rd world country and only visiting 3rd world countries was hilarious …
Fanny, makes you appreciate Celebitchy that much more, doesn’t it?
If jen herself, her bff said there was no affair then either her fans, either her are liars.
Also if it only need rumors from people who weren’t even present to prove the affair and have the label ‘slut’ on herself then jen Aniston is more of a slut than jolie and had an affair with her friend’s husband since in that case, one of the party involved, the betrayed woman say so. there same logic, same resuts.
You can’t have it both ways.
Also jen should get over it since she acknowledhed that it was 100 years ago, that Mayer is the man she has loved the most,…the only one she took back and the one who dumped her more recently and for who he should be the one she still have a thing for.
Again, you can’t have it both ways.
Either you act in par of your admittance : he wasn’t the love of my life, he can do whatever he want since we are sdivircing and i can go from man to man and then find my love Mayer and date him twice.
You have to keep track and be logic. Acts and sayings all point to the fact that Mayer was more her love than Brad since she did for him things she refused to do for Brad, she talked about him the way she never talked about Brad.
Facts point that Jen and some of her fans are just bittered for A lister Brad dumping her more because of a social status or image she had and lost THAN REAL LOVE….because no marriage is a good marriage when you spend 50 % of the time in therapy sessions as soon as you are married and spent the other half running away from each other doing movies that makes you spent months away from each other all the while your wife publicly admitting enjoying that time alone….
THIS IS A SHAM, this is a masquerade of a marriage, a make beleive where both acted so much that they even gave their best performance to the world, embracing and cuddling each other on the beach a few hours before publicly calling the shots… So for how long wedre they faking it ? Since he got in therapy just a few months after the marriAge ?
You want someone to blame for your favourite Hollywood couple gone in the toilet, for a love story you lived by proxy, for your blown up Harlekin fairytale, look no further but right into that merger of the fake golden couple spending times between smoking pot, margarittas and therapies…all the while saying publily not so nice things about each other…no love there whatsoever…all theses signs symptomatic of the level of miserability in that fake marriage and true merger.
@meilamon Aniston isn’t the only woman in the world who has been cheated on (assuming that Brad even cheated) and she isn’t the only actress whose been cheated on either. She has had years to get over it (along with mansions around the world and millions of dollars). Considering her appearance on Handler’s show which coincided with CH skewering Jolie and the kids (which is despicable and undefendable) followed by drinks and now vacationing together. It’s clear that Aniston completely sanctions CH hate on Angie bit. Aniston should instead be coveting a relationship with Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Sandra Bullock etc as women who handled their very public divorces with class and moved on with their lives. Instead of encouraging Handler to make racist and homophobic rants against children under the age of 10 to make her feel better.
Yikes, that was nasty. Don’t like CH nor any of the players in this ‘story’. But hey, the comments made for a good read. 🙂
She’s funny sometimes, but it’s just not funny to call someone a f-ing c-word or f-ing bitch. It’s hard to make the c word funny. The only one I can think of who made me laugh using that word was Lisa Lampinelli at the Pam Anderson roast saying “If a kind, beautiful, caring woman like you can’t find love, what hope is there for a mean, ugly c*nt like me?”
@jc126 did you ever see Boys on the Side? Where she makes her say C—T just thinking about that scene makes me laugh.
Chelsea is an “drunk, racist, unfunny bitch who screwed her way into a multi million dollar contract” (that the guy is CRYING he gave it to her now since they arent boning & everyone is bagging on him for her being on the air) HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I just LOVE how u put up the ost unflattering photos you can find of her- jesus, she’s a COMEDIAN!! take a f***ing joke!!
Applauding Fauxhemian!!!! Thank you!!
I don’t think truer words have EVER touched Handler’s lips! Bravo, Chelsea! Thank you for stating what most Americans have been thinking.Bravo!
Yes #45 they should. You can lead the way!
I have to laugh at the people who don’t think that Jennifer has nothing to do with this. If you bother to watch Chelsea’s old shows her attitude towards Jennifer and Angelina has completely changed. She made funny jokes about both of them, maybe more about Jennifer. Then a couple of years ago it changed. She became friends with Jennifer and hired her publicist. She stopped talking about Jennifer and the “jokes” about Angelina became hate filled rants. Now she’s doing racist and hatefull “jokes” about the kids. I have a hard time believing that Chelsea’s hate isn’t fueled by Jennifer. Why is she taking Angelina so personal if Jennifer isn’t effected or talking about her?
Timing is everything. Chelsea just returned from a vacation with poor pitiful Jen; it sounds like Jen spent the whole trip ragging about Angelina which is pathetic in itself after all this time. It looks to me like Jen is one of those bitter exes that can’t let go; but doesn’t have the nerve to attack herself because she doesn’t want to hurt her “America’s Sweetheart” image.
alex honey, Handler is not JA’s mouthpiece! That is truly comical…..Handler has been moaning and groaning about Jolie for years! Long before she and JA became friends. It is a woman thing!
If a woman has no female friends…..run like hell!
I’ve never heard of Chelsea before this. And I don’t want to hear of her again. Ever.
This wh–e is a hypocrite!!!! she forget that she was involved with a married man the CEO of her subpar talk show.. This piece of garbage is calling Angie a c–t if Angie is bi–h so are you. You are a UGLY c–t, a DISGUSTING c–t, a WH__E c–t, a DRUNKEN c–t, But then jennifer bought a “FRIEND” right and you have to say what she cant say.
How’s this different from all the vile stuff I’ve read on entertainment blogs and forums over the years about Aniston? It’s NOT.
They’re all (including Ms. Lately) unacceptable imo. People have no respect for fellow human beings anymore.
So high school…..let me stick up for my new best friend JA and bitchslam AJ. Chelsea is only doing it for publicity. The comment on here from Jen saying that AJ has the career that should have been Aniston’s is even more laughable. Sorry ladies who want to still use the “homewrecker” word. I believe that notion is antiquated and sexist to women because the man is absolved of any responsibility. A man is never called a home wrecker or whore. We all know it takes 2 to tango, & there’s 2 sides to every story. C’mon Brad’s a big boy. What, did AJ mesmerize, hypnotize, drug him into falling in love with her? Men will always be smarter than women in this respect because they’re tight and more true to each other. A women will call you their bestest friend and the minute your back is turned say you’re getting fat!! A man will tell another man right to his face he’s getting fat. Therein lies the difference. What is it about women that we have to tear each other down, blame and namecall? Are we not the same gender who are the peacemakers, the nurturers? Why do we even give a flying f*ck about AJ/JA and Brad Pitt, who started it, who is to blame?? It’s been over 5 years!!!!! Grrrrrrr!
It isn’t Jen’s responsibility to make Chelsea Handler a nice comedian.
Her schtick is to be bitchy and mean to everyone. She’s friends with Aniston now, so it makes sense that she’d cut down on the rude “comedy” about her friend.
I don’t think Chelsea Handler is funny in the slightest, I think she’s just plain rude. But she has a right to do her rude comedy about anyone she chooses and it is not the responsibility of Jennifer Aniston to stop her from doing her act-even if it is Jolie.
@Bee yeah right around that time Jen said to Vanity Fair that Brad was “a love of her life but not necessarily the love of her life.” Also I read once that the earliest reports of a trail seperation between them due to arguments about having children date back to 2003 .
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FTR, I am in NO way team Jen. I’m team Who F*cking Cares. However, this is just not true. In the January 2004 issue of O magazine there was an interview with Jen and she sung Brad’s praises throughout the interview and talked about how much she loved him.
I totally agree that it’s time to move the eff on already, BUT that doesn’t negate what they did have. She did love him; she said so. Unfortunately, he met someone else, fell in love and left her. Sad, but better than banging 100 women and then begging the wife to stay, like Jesse James and Tiger Woods.
The reason I remember the interview in O mag so well was that I read it later in the year when Jen and Brad were broken up and thought it was just sad, in hindsight. Also, people don’t pine away 6 years later for someone they didn’t love.
I’m no team anyone b/c like everyone else I don’t really know what happened with the whole situation. Bottom line is it’s about time for this “team” whatever to be done with. Brad & Angelina have 6 KIDS for gosh sake. I think when we got to 3 kids it was time to realize maybe Jen and Brad were not going to get back together. And frankly, Jennifer seems to be happy and not at all bitter so why is everyone else so damn caught up in it? Time to let that dead dog lay (as my Granny would say)
Jen’s always telling everybody to move on and it happened 100 years ago, so she’s obviously a liar and looks more pathetic than she is.
@ 128. Here is the exact quote the interview is from W magazine not VF and she said it in 2003
Asked how it feels to have found the love of her life, Aniston offers a rather cryptic answer: “Is he the love of my life? I think you’re always sort of wondering, ‘Are you the love of my life?’ I mean, I don’t know, I’ve never been someone who says, ‘He’s the love of my life.’ He’s certainly a big love in my life.”
Read More http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/archive/jennifer_aniston_feb_2003#ixzz17NR4ZId1
@Whatever (#28)- I’m with you on the “Who F*cking Cares’ bandwagon.
But honestly, I don’t know if Jen had anything to do with Chelsea’s aims during her standup. Sometimes girlfriends will be defensive when a friend has been hurt, and will start going out of there way to punish whomever it is. Yes, it is WAY immature, and it’s been far too long ago.
But I don’t automatically assume that Jen put her up to it. It could really be Chelsea’s attempt to take cheap shots that Jen won’t. The whole thing is stupid, I just don’t know if Chelsea’s bad decisions should reflect on Jen.
Honestly I think CH is funny, yes she’s a boozy slut -but whatever, at least she owns it, that’s what all of her books are about.
Commenters say much WORSE things about Aniston all the time, but now that the tables are turned on Jolie everyone is all up in arms?? When you think about it, doesn’t make much sense. Double standard in my opinion.
ATTENTION E! Network. You need to cancel Chelsea Handler asap. She is a bully. There is no way to deny it. She is the mean girl in high school who kisses ass to people she wants to be friends with. She seethes hatred. She has no talent. She strikes me as a bitter, addict with a lot of venom. Any one who thinks she is funny or just a comedian, needs to elevate his or her taste. CHELSEA HANDLER IS THE WORST!!!!!!!!
THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE, aka chelsea handler, is heinous. GUTTER TRASH. TOTAL BULLY. CHELSEA YOU ARE EVERYTHING YOU CLAIM ANGELINA TO BE. YOU ARE A HATEFUL, UNFUNNY C_N_.
When Mel Gibson is obnoxious, the agency abandons him. But if it’s a blonde female bimbo, it’s a different story.
Ah, Hollywood double standards.
Mind you, no one really knows who the hell this bitch is outside the United States. I only know her from this web site, and a few others. that’s it.
Obiously, Handler has gotten under someones skin! Phew, you all are taking this entirely to serious. Breathe!!
I can’t believe how MEAN + NASTY Chelsea is. She even goes after her kids. WTF?? And for all the Jen apologists who keep saying Jen is not responsible for Chelsea, poor Jen, blah, blah, blah. WHY would Jen hang out with someone so nasty if she was such a nice person? WHY be around someone who USES her personal life for her routine when Jen has publically cried about the tabloids ruining her life? It makes NO sense.
I think she enjoys this kind of nastiness. After all, Jay Mohr said she was incredibly nasty to him on-set, making fun of him in front of others, saying he wasn’t good enough to be in a movie with her, etc. I don’t think she is like her image at all. Her choice of friends says a lot about her. She’s friends with Joe Francis, too.
And, I think she either enjoys the drama, or the press. It’s been 6 years. We’re in a new decade now–why would you want to rehash old news, and bring up such bitterness? I don’t get Jen or Chelsea. This isn’t comedy at all–it’s mean-girling. It’s using her routine to personally attack her, and calling it “comedy.” Both Jen and Chelsea are just plain gross. I’ve lost all respect for both of them. I think they deserve each other. What man would want to be around women so nasty? Oh, yes–homophobes and racists–Mayer and 50 cent. Sounds about right.
Lame brain.
@Whatever: In a subsequent Vogue interview, Aniston said that by 2004 the marriage was dead.
You know what is so funny about all this? Brad and Angie are probably having a good laugh over this skank’s moronic rant. And it wouldn’t surprise me if Brad is thinking that if this is the kind of BFF his ex-wife attracts, leaving her was the smartest move he ever made. He probably recognizes by now that the dumbest move he ever made was marrying her in the first place.
It will never happen but I would love to see Angie walk right up to Chelsea and give her a proper Lara Croft karate chop to the throat.
Now that would be funny.
I find her so annoying… If it weren’t for the comedian guests on her show it wouldn’t be funny at all.
I think Chelsea is okay, but some of her jokes are tasteless. If she was a good friend to Aniston she would not put that in her act as it brings up more negative speculation than positive for her friend.
John Mayer isn’t a racist or homophobe.
Cyui: John Mayer isn’t a racist or homophobe.
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Really? Then why does he try so hard to sound like one?
She doesn’t actually do comedy, she just stands there like the bitchiest school bully and hurls abuse. Anyone who is a fan of hers should cringe with shame.
I just need to know the name of the person who tattooed her eyebrows. Her look improved SO MUCH because of that “small” little thing. Amazing!
Ho ho ho. So much hypocrisy here, so little time!
You’re a whore if you have sex with a series of men, you’re a dried up bitter bitch if you don’t.
You’re a baby-stealing monster with selfish motives if you have kids, you’re a barren freak if you don’t.
Jolie is the devil’s work, Anniston fell out of an angel’s arse! Their hair colour proves it! Or vice versa.
News flash- they’re both needy, calculating famehoes who arrange their lives around photo ops and couldn’t give it up if someone held a gun to their heads! And I seriously doubt they think twice about anyone before doing pretty much exactly as they please. Duh!! Exhibit A- THEIR WHOLE LIVES!
Can we get off this stupid, demeaning subject because it gets really ugly and goes nowhere and it’s all laughable crap anyways. That is all.
“Jen’s always telling everybody to move on and it happened 100 years ago, so she’s obviously a liar and looks more pathetic than she is.”
Uh…Chelsey Handler is the one who said these things not Jennifer Aniston. Just a little reality check.
I was recently shocked to find out that Chelsea Handler is 5 years younger than I am. Looking at her, I would have guessed she was about 10 years older than me. Hard living and sun worship will do that to a person, I guess.
@Sakyiwaa:
Who’s talking about any of them? Let’s stick to the topic of the post. If you’re going to throw out EVERY person whoever committed adultery, then we’re going to be here a long time. And it’s irrelevant. We’re talking about what the Jolie does. Going on and on about everybody else doesn’t help your case.
And it seems like you’re suggesting that everything you did in your twentysomethings should get a pass. Not buying it. If you are, I got a bridge in Brooklyn that will go with that quite nicely.
And are you posting under a different name as nnn #75? It seems like a continuation of what you were saying. And what’s Johnny Depp got to do with this?
Doesnt anyone remeber when anjolina stole billy bob from lauran dern right out from under her nose??? laura was engaged to the man for christs sake! Rhen she goesan steals brad from jen. No one seems to remember that!!! ye there were prob problems with jen and brads marriage but angeline did it TWICE!!!!!! not fair that jen being posed as this poor lonesome girl and there are people out ther thinking angelina is the nexct best thing to GOD!!! Yes she does alot for humanity but she is probably doing that to feel better for all the hurt and pain she has caused laura and jen for being a selfish beoytch. there is a reason we are all still talking about this 6 years later cauz we cant GET IT OUT OF OUR HEADS that angeliNA CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS TWICE IN A LIFETIME!!! She is a good humanitarian, but she is covering up for the hurt she has caused ALOT of people. KARMA. it will all come back and bite her in the ass. Brad too
There is DEFNITELY a link between Chelsea and Jen.
Aniston was an August guest appearance on Handler’s show. Chelsea calls Angie “evil” jsut before introducing Aniston onto the stage. Pure coincidence, huh?
THREE MONTHS LATER, Chelsea takes Aniston up on an invite for an all-expense paid trip to Mexico for Thanksgiving. TWO WEEKS LATER, this clip is all over the net with Chelsea hurling insults–not jokes–about Angelina. Chelsea never spat venom and said “c*nt” “wh*re” and “b*tch” before. There is nothing innocent, comical nor ordinary about this. Delusional Aniston said some stuff to Chelsea, which turned Chelsea into a rabid pitbull dog and started foaming at the mouth.
Aniston… America’s Sweetheart? Yeah, sure, OK. Uh-huh.
Classy? John Mayer, anyone? Even he said she was stuck in 1998.
Kept her mouth shut…about what exactly? Remained silent? Riiiiigggghhht. Aniston has repeatedly said there were “no victims, no villains.” No one wants to hold Aniston accountable to a failed marriage.
She is not over Brad. Not yet.
Well, that’s a productive way to spend your Thanksgiving–bitching about your ex and his baby momma. Sounds like happy times. Why would Jen keep company with such a nasty bitch, if she didn’t like this stuff? And she keeps talking about being over the tabloid garbage, but she’s friends with someone who fuels it? Jen’s choice in friends says so much about her.
On the one hand, I have an affinity for Angelina Jolie that might be based in narcissism since I have been compared to her since her GIA days when I was like 14, I like her, I understand her.
On the other hand, I know why Chelsea sees her the way she does, regardless of if she’s Team Aniston. Angie comes off as either the coolest chick in the world with all the right intentions, or a bitch who is so deep in her Borderline Personality Disorder [I know it well] that she can’t even tolerate other females in her life. I have a hard time with females too, but I have a core group of girls I love dearly and I question any woman who can’t manage that. It smacks of cattiness.
Also, I think Chelsea is quite funny and sort of like the female version of Eminem in terms of not giving a shit.
I suppose that much is true.
If Jen remains friends with Chelsea (while aware of the open shots she takes at AJ specifically in her standup), then it’s going to give the public the impression that Chelsea has Jen’s blessing to bring that mess up. It’s just way more trouble than it’s worth. Jen definitely needs new friends.
Guys, don’t you get it? Chelsea has the hots for Angie. It’s so obvious.
Or maybe i’m projecting.
Maybe we’re all projecting.
That first pic of hers is pretty damn good…first time i’ve seen botox actually make someone look better.
I’m glad finally someone had the balls to come out and say what everyone else thinks!
@crab: Sorry, hon, but you and the Boo-Hoo Sisterhood hardly qualifies as “everyone”.
@dee: Laura Dern? You mean the Laura Dern who kept pushing Billy Bob to marry her when he had already made it clear that he had no intention of doing so? The Laura Dern who then went off and screwed a married man while his wife was four months pregnant and got pregnant herself by him? The Laura Dern who married the guy who got her pregnant after he abandoned his pregnant wife? THAT Laura Dern?
Stephen and Kevin Huvane and Jennifer Aniston are not fooling anyone anymore. Jen, her friends, and Huvane clients are easily googled, even when wiki dates are muffled on previous marriage’s offspring ala Harper and Thornton to cover up the dern wrecking ball, even a crow has done it. Uh, now wasn’t that E! boss married too? Then, there Jen and that Donovan GF’s miscarriage, ssshhh. Stephen doesn’t like it when people tell. Surprised after all that 15percenting, ole Jen and friends have any cash left, the Huvanes hoovered it up.
I think handler is funnier than hell LOVE HER, I like Jolie too, but Aniston needs to move on. She has gone thru so many men since leaving Brad so what makes her so innocent. She is a slut and freakin pathetic. Find a partner and get over it.
@crab: Sorry, hon, but you and the Boo-Hoo Sisterhood hardly qualifies as “everyone”.
@Cheyenne: Sorry, hon, but there are a hell of a lot more people than me and the Boo Hoo Sisterhood that think that!
Agree 100% with Chelsea. Angelina is a phony and fake and a liar and trashy no matter how hard she tries to pretend she isn’t. Also Jennifer doesn’t need anyone to fight her battles for her. Obviously Chelsea felt like bringing this up in her show and did. Get over it, it’s the truth.
Before the Brad Pitt media saturation, Jennifer Aniston was the ideal American girlfriend, she looked good dressed up and dressed down and she had thick magical hair. She was the good natured girlfriend. Now she doesn’t really do anything except People magazine covers about what she’s probably thinking.
As much as I hate Chelsea Handler anymore, she gained some points with me on this one.
Chelsea is all about negative verbage and no substance/action….A “mouth” who enjoys bashing people. If she didn’t have an obscene act shw would be in jail.
Angelina on the other hand is all about action and substance. She has the integrity and emphathy to act on her words and actually helps people.
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