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Shocker! Jordan admits she doesn’t write her novels



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12 Responses to “Shocker! Jordan admits she doesn’t write her novels”

  1. Alexis says:

    She looks like a color inverted photo of Nicky Hilton.

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  2. Sean says:

    I believe I speak for everyone when I say, “duh.”

    Also, all her modeling entails is “Look! Boobs!” While I’m not completely against that, it’s still amazing that she’s turned her surgically altered husk into a business empire.

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  3. geronimo says:

    Typewriter? TYPEWRITER??! I think that tells us all we need to know about her writing skills.

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  4. Bodhi says:

    What the hell are they about, anyway?

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  5. Megan says:

    I hope these ghost writers are being paid a fortune then. Her name is on the book as the author in HUGE letters. I wonder if it says in small print on the back page ‘Not actually written by Katie Price’.

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  6. czarina says:

    Oh, sure, that’s all there is to writing–you just dream up the plot and “poof” it gets written…
    I don’t know if this woman is an idiot, an ignoramus or what!?
    As if coming up with a story is the hard part of writing?? As if going from idea-in-my-head to well-written-on-the-page was no big deal??
    As if anyone who had enough “time” could write well!
    I mean, she doesn’t even have the courtesy to give credit to the person who acutally writes the book–to say “and so-and-so does such a great job translating my ideas into words”
    You know, I don’t think I have ever used the term “bimbo” to refer to someone, but in this case I can’t think of anything that suits her better.

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  7. MissLuxe says:

    A Glamour Model is what the Brits call a “topless” model for newspapers…

    Also known as a “Page Three” model

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  8. Ceenitall says:

    That is not as unusual as you might think. One of my favorite authors James Patterson does it the same way. He thinks up the plot, and does an outline and then has someone else write the book. He doesn’t try to hide it, so I guess it is acceptable in the industry.

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  9. SixxKitty says:

    I knew she couldn’t spell!

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  10. Nicky says:

    I’ve read, “Angel” and “Angel Uncovered” I have to say, I LOVED BOTH books! you can just tell by reading these books the character Angel is based on Katie and lots of her experiences etc must have helped write the book, you only have to read the books to see how much in put Katie must of had on them, and I think you would be suprised :) xx

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  11. Larry says:

    She is a filthy, disgusting slut.

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  12. Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a little bit, but other than that, this is great blog. A great read. I will certainly be back.Tory burch handbags on sale

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