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There are some amazing mysteries in our universe. Crop circles. Ghosts. Atlantis. Aliens. How the hell Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can afford a $12 million home. And they are all equally unexplainable. Heidi and Spencer – easily the most loathed couple in the U.S. – have been house hunting. And apparently it’s not just for publicity and cheesy photo ops – their realtor confirms that they’re serious buyers and can afford a home they’ve been eyeing in the $12 million range.
We live in a world where Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can afford to buy a $12 million beach home in Malibu.
We didn’t believe it when we saw the video of the couple we love to hate as they went house shopping yesterday in the Bu. They looked at two homes: the aforementioned $12 mil beach house (also for rent for $90k a month) and a 10,000 sq. ft. estate with an asking price of more than $15 mil.
So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they’re “serious buyers,” although he doesn’t think they’ll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they’re “at least six months” out from being able to afford the bigger house.
[From TMZ]
This information makes me physically ill. Indescribably so. We are undergoing a serious housing crisis, where all sorts of hardworking people are losing their homes. Even some relatively wealthy people are experiencing foreclosures. And yet Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can afford to drop $12 million. It just makes me utterly nauseous.
It does make sense that they’ve got a lot of cash stored up. Spencer Pratt is constantly demanding that people give him luxury goods and services for free. To be fair, he’s normally turned down (and generally laughed at along the way). But I assume that if he demands a hundred people give him something for free, 2 or 3 probably will, and that can add up. And he’s egotistical enough to go for it. Great example: Heidi and Spencer’s proposed trip to Iraq, courtesy of Senator John McCain.
The McCain camp isn’t confirming or denying that they’re helping “Hills” hellions Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt arrange a trip to Iraq, but there’s a new twist in the plan that has yet to be addressed.
Sources close to the couple say that Pratt is insisting, per usual, that they receive comped first-class plane tickets overseas.
“Spencer doesn’t fly coach. Not even for short flights,” says the source. “He isn’t going to go overseas in coach, and definitely not on his own dime.”
[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]
Heaven forbid someone as pristine as Spencer Pratt ever fly coach. There are few qualities as loathsome as a wealthy person who’s cheap. But I guess that’s where Heidi and Spencer are at. To be fair, it must have paid off, because I doubt anyone thought they’d be able to afford a $12 million home, yet here they are.
Here are Heidi Montag and Spenser Pratt walking along Melrose Place looking at boutiques on July 16th. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Heidi Montag, Money, Real Estate, Spencer Pratt, War
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If ever there was a time for two people to OD from peroxide overdose, now would be it.
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He’s trying too hard to emulate Brad. Not feeling it.
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As the old saying goes “look up famewhore in the dictionary and the pictures of these two show up”. Unlike others who want to kick paparzzi to the curb, these two call them up. But my biggest question is “who are they and why the hell are they famous?”
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What exactly do they do to earn this kind of money? I mean, I sit in a lawyer’s office all day and talk to clients and draft documents and post on Celebitchy and deal with deadlines and all that, and it’s a pretty responsible job which requires a lot of experience and attention to detail, and my income is such a small fraction of theirs that it’s not even worth mentioning. When did twits like this get to be the valuable people in the world who merit huge salaries? Disgusting.
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I agree, can someone please please explain to me why they are “famous” and why he is demanding free stuff? I wouldn’t know either of them if I passed them on the street. I really am confused and can’t wait to see them go into foreclosure on the $12M home just for being so ostentatious. I am completely at a loss here.
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While I hate Speidi as much as the next person, I just returned from the Middle East and let me tell you, flying coach there does suck.
But there is a happy medium…business class! My company allows biz class travel with flights over 6 hours. I would think it’s reasonable for Speidi to fly biz class, at least.
But they can still suck it as far as I’m concerned…
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Elle, I had more in mind packing them into the cargo hold in one of those dog crates.
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Are there lines on her calves/shins? Like she was wearing high socks before those shots were taken? LOL
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I’m positive Spencer is gay.
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These people are completely worthless.
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It doesn’t matter who their friends are, or how much money they sink into their fairytale mansion – these bitches are low class, and they’ll always be low class.
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Holy crap. If McCain forks over the money it would cost to fly these twatwaffles first class halfway around the world, he’s losing bonus points in my book. Overseas first class tickets run at least $5k USD a piece.
Doing something nice for the troops doesn’t count if taxpayers and campaign contributors foot the bill.
Blonde Bimbo #1 and Blonde Himbo #2 are a waste of oxygen.
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May I nominate “twatwaffle” as one of the greatest nouns created?
And aside from knowing vaguely that they’re on some TV show that I know nothing about, I’d have no idea who these twit were either. Judging from the polymer hair and unnatural plastic sheen of their skin, I would guess they were famous for being the first human beings made of 70% post-consumer byproduct.
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Flying first class to Iraq- good way to connect with the troops there, kids. Who knows, Heidi might see a real man in uniform and dump the little metrosexual creature boy.
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god I wish larry flynt would do something similar as when he offered a million dollars to anyone who could come forward with a credible, provable story about shtooping a member of congress (during bill clinton’s impeachment). I wish he would offer a million dollars to someone to just kidnap these two and remove them from the public eye, or pay an insurgent group in iraq to make them disappear! they are the worst kind of bottom feeder societal leeches and the fact that mccain is even entertaining sending these two mutant abominations anywhere is proof that mccain has dementia and is too old to make decisions that make sense!
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I hope they return in a style which suits them: In black plastic bags stuffed into the cargo hold.
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hate them.
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Vapidness (or would that be vapidity?) oozes off these two. Can’t believe they are worth that kind of $$! Why! Can’t be her music or her clothes…why God why!!!!????
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BOYCOTT!
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God help me, I actually think Heidi looks pretty in these pics.
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DOUBLE DOUCHE.
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Who else is willing to start paying gossip sites to no longer run stories on these two?
How about it Celebitchy? What’s your price?
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The 3 clips I’ve seen of this Hills show are mind-numbingly stupid. The conversation is peppered with the word “… like …” like grapeshot.
Somebody, anybody — please make saying “like” every other @#$ word extremely uncool with the kids, because I am forking sick and tired of hearing it. It’s even worse than “AWESOME!” which went from a joyful expressive word and now means absolutely nothing.
The dumbing down of America frightens me. We are getting stupider and stupider.
I’m gonna go start drinking now.
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I’m with you GG, what the hell is happening to this country, this is the “talent” we show we have here.
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That is the most awkward hand-holding I’ve ever seen. It’s like they learned it from an Ikea diagram.
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Ughhhhhhhhh, CANNOT stand these two. I mean they are so wierd, seriously.. when you think of a bible thumping, back woods, fake, idiotic, pathetic couple, these two have to take the cake. THEY ARE SO GROSS. I can’t even take another story on them.. again, and they are semi famous for WHAT????????? THEY REALLY GIVE ME THE CREEPS. Something is not right there, I am telling you.
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Children of the damned go out for a walk.
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12 million $ ? I dont even have that many sperm ! Good grief.
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I don’t care about them at all (aren’t they more of teenagers’ “stars”?)
However I would love to know how they made such amount of money in such a short period of time.
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The reason they can afford a $12 million house is beacause you ans parasites like you constently keep writing about them and publishing pictures of them. And mindless drulling sheep for some reason buy it. Wouldn’t our forefathers be proud!
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I hope McCain knows that he is wasting money and time and I hope he knows what by him funding this little tip to Iraq for the two trashy people he will not win as president. Maybe, just maybe, a roadside bomb will go off when their car goes by. How can they afford that much of a house?! I think it’s all fake and a stunt or their parents are funding it. Maybe we might see them beg on the side of the street b/c their kids are horrible and media w****s. I hope they [Heidi and Spencer] read these. Nope they dont or else they wouldnt be the most hated people in the world. Them Iraq people prob dont want them there. What crap heidi and spencer are.
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Wow, that house was very expensive and it might be very beautiful also..It seems like it was a mansion and not a house.New Tampa Homes for Sale
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