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  1. Kristin says:

    I bet that family would have her apologize.

  2. Kaiser says:

    First of all, what Dita does is closer to performance art than “stripping”. Dita performs at huge corporate events, with CEOs and their wives.

    Secondly, Prince Andrew has dated porn stars, for the love of God. I hardly think inviting the classiest stripper in the world to perform at Harry’s b-day party is some kind of scandal.

    *shrugs*
    Or maybe I’m just jaded.

  3. geronimo says:

    JB, you’re missing a ‘gnawed’ from the last line of your first par.

    Because of that, when I first read that sentence and saw โ€œhis fist to within an inch of its knuckle”, my mind went somewhere very different…. :mrgreen:

    Anyway, tame stuff, agree with Kaiser. I’m sure Harry and co will appreciate her.

  4. vdantev says:

    ‘Accidentally’, wink-wink nudge-nudge.

  5. Syko says:

    Geronimo, my mind was traveling right along beside yours.

    Got to get mine out of the gutter.

  6. Amy says:

    Yeah, that movie where she’s getting penetrated by the dildo stiletto is quite possibly the classiest thing I’ve ever seen. ๐Ÿ™„

  7. geronimo says:

    I know. Filthy. We’re a disgrace.

  8. Kaiser says:

    What’s that, Amy? Is that one of the pornos that Dita did before she became a “classy” stripper? Or are you confusing Dita with one of those Jenna “I bang four men and a dog at once” Jameson types?

  9. xiaoecho says:

    Geronimo……EEEWWWW! Prince Charles? Just eewww

    Prince Harrry’s as red blooded as the next man. Why not? Do they expect us to believe aristo’s are all eunuchs?.
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    Amy…..What movie is THAT??? I want to see it

  10. Rio says:

    If my father booked Dita Von Teese, “accidentally” or not, for my birthday, he would officially be the GREATEST DAD EVER.
    I bet Harry’s a bit disappointed that someone enlightened his old man ๐Ÿ˜‰

  11. daisy424 says:

    Kaiser, you crack me up

  12. Kaiser says:

    Thanx, Daisy. ๐Ÿ™‚ You’re one of my favorite Hardcore “I could bang four guys and a dog at once but choose not to” BADettes!

  13. geronimo says:

    xiaoecho – My reputation now at stake, not prepared to leave your response open to even the tiniest misinterpretation here!!

    For the record, that ‘fist to the knuckles’ thing was NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING A PERSONAL FANTASY FOR ME!! NEVER. NO WAY. NO HOW. EUUUUUWWWWWWWW.

    Ok. Just clarifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  14. Bodhi says:

    Dude, I want that car!!

  15. xiaoecho says:

    geronimo……I bet you say that to all the posters ๐Ÿ˜‰

    p.s. If it came across that way I didn’t mean it to…. ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. daisy424 says:

    Kaiser, stop, you’re bringing tears to my eyes.
    Geronimo, your rep. just skyrocketed in my opinion ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. geronimo says:

    Xia – couldn’t take the risk! Not with Prince Charles involved.
    Daisy – secretly, if no one ever found out, I might. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
    No really, I AM joking. Now. Not earlier.

  18. Kristin says:

    Wth? Why are people getting off topic?

  19. xiaoecho says:

    Because we’re Freeeee………..free to get off topic whenever we want ๐Ÿ˜›

    Who is that horrible looking woman manhandling Dita?

  20. daisy424 says:

    Please, our daughter told us what a donkey punch and dirty sanchez was.:oops:
    Hope I didn’t offend anyone.

  21. Cassie says:

    Actually, I think everyone’s pretty much on topic, if you consider the subject of the article to be ’embarrassing and inappropriate situations.’ Which…I do consider it to be, haha

  22. jessiee says:

    Bodhi…I’m sorry, but that’s a terrific waste of good wine.

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  23. SolitaryAngel says:

    Kaiser, I swear if you had a blog of your own I’d be the first subscriber!
    That said, I’d like to address Prince Charles and his cluelessness:
    Could it be because the Royal family have inbred for centuries? I mean, really–this is the genius who cheated on Princess Diana with that…that…Camilla?
    PS: I’d LOVE to be a fly on the wall at THAT birthday party!

  24. Kaiser says:

    Thank you again, Solitary. I’ve always thought/read that Charles went for Camilla because she looks just like his childhood nanny. EW.

    Also, Charles supposedly has a thing for black women. Diana Ross & Beyonce are two of his favorites. I don’t really see him *accidently* asking the pale-skinned uber-hottie Dita Von Teese to “dance” for him.

  25. boomchakaboom says:

    I think Prince Harry is going to have one hell of a birthday party.

  26. G. says:

    If I were Prince Harry, I’d be pretty pissed at whoever told Charles what dancing was.

  27. elisha says:

    Dita’s act isn’t all that raunchy. It’s really very tame. She even did a dance on Sharon’s Osborne’s show, televised.

  28. Mairead says:

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† poor Charles – I’m betting Harry probably put him up to it! :mrgreen:

    Awww – leave Camilla alone. Meanies.

  29. Nan says:

    This site is Kaiser & Geronimo. ‘Nuff said.

  30. Nan says:

    Who is Kaiser & Geronimo? What do they do? Who’s clothes do they wear? Really, I think about this on a daily basis between my job and prayers for Swayze and Winehouse. Wow, the new Yankee candle of ‘Sun & Sand’ really does smell like the beach. I know better than to light it, though. I have cats.

  31. Anni says:

    dammit…iยดd love to have dita perform for my birthay (which happens to be in two weeks…AAAAH! i am getting old)

    my man wonยดt mind her performing for me either.

  32. coconut says:

    btw, today, july 29 (well, still in california), was charles and diana’s wedding day, back in 1981. if they had remained married this would’ve been their 27th anniversary.

  33. Elizabeth says:

    What’s all the fuss? Harry’s 24. And he’s not a virgin.

    Besides, Dita is one of the classiest acts out there. Burlesque is sensual. And Dita is beautiful.

  34. gg says:

    I dunno, I’ve watched her before and don’t see any ‘dancing’ going on. All I see is somebody taking off her clothes for men. Stripper.

    I don’t mind her much with her clothes on – she doesn’t use that awful orange skin dye at least – but she’s a stripper, nothing more.

  35. Nan says:

    People here do realize that the English royal family, is in fact, German, right?

  36. SixxKitty says:

    Maybe she could teach Charles a few things Camilla would like, scrape that scowl from her face…

  37. Christina X says:

    It’s good to see some pale-skinned, black-haired women getting some attention for once!