Demi Moore was photographed working a bikini in the Caribbean over the holidays. (Video above) I’m trying to decide if she looks too skinny or if she’s gorgeous that way, and I think the answer is a little from column a, a little from column b. (To rip off a phrase from Kaiser.) She could stand to gain ten pounds but she looks amazing. When I see women who look like this I wonder how much they eat and if they go hungry a lot. With Demi, we know she does starve frequently because she touts that “Master Cleanse” diet that consists of maple syrup, cayenne pepper and lemon juice. The longest I’ve gone without eating solid food is an entire day for a colonoscopy prep and I never want to repeat that. I wouldn’t do it for an enviable bikini body either, as I’ve had plenty of chances and have passed them up in favor of chocolate, coffee, red wine and hard rolls. (Not necessarily in that order.) I know a lot of people say they would “kill” for a body like hers, but they totally wouldn’t starve.
So is it worth starving to look like this? (I’m not saying you have to starve to get a great bikini body, just that we know Demi does it.) In her case, it probably is. It’s important to her to be whippet thin for her much younger husband with a wandering eye, and for the sake of her public image. She’ll go to lengths the rest of us won’t, but it’s not like she’s working a 9 to 5 either. The skinny bitch. She wouldn’t survive very long during a zombie apocalypse, despite the amount of training and preparation her husband claims he’s doing for it.
The photos below are credit WENN.com and TRB/Fame Pictures. You can see the bikini photos in the video above.