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Heaven forbid Katie Price leave her ugly ass body alone. The woman with a crazy plastic surgery is clearly way too dumb to realize that she got herself so ugly by going under the knife too many times. Thus to her, the logical solution is to keep getting plastic surgery after plastic surgery to try to undo all the grossness incurred by the multitude of previous plastic surgeries.
As she arrived in Los Angeles yesterday, the bountiful assets that made Katie Price her fortune were proudly on show.
But the mum-of-three will be returning to Britain without her oversized implants. Katie, who made her name as glamour girl Jordan, is believed to be in America to have breast reduction surgery.
Last year she went under the knife to drop down from a 32G to a 32C. But Katie revealed in February that the reduction surgery had failed, taking her down to 32F instead.
However, the glamour model joked with photographers that she hadn’t decided what size her bust was going to be – giving the impression she may even have another enlargement.
In March she told viewers of the Paul O’Grady show that she would be returning this summer for her final operation.
[From the Daily Mail]
Katie actually did confirm to TMZ that she’s having a breast reduction. The Daily Mail phrases it as though it’s speculation with the “[Katie] is believed to be in America to have breast reduction surgery” comment for some reason.
In February Katie gave an in-depth interview to OK! about how dissatisfied she is with her body. At the time she’d had four surgeries on her breasts alone – so this will make number five by the age of thirty. She also said, “You know, I’ve had four breast surgeries so far, and each time I’m less and less satisfied. Maybe I should stop having breast surgeries.” It’s hard to tell if she’s forgetful, stupid, or suffering from body dysmorphic disorder. Regardless, I think her next trip to the doctor should be to a psychologist, just to be sure.
Katie Price is shown arriving at LAX with her husband Peter Andre on 8/4/08. CR: Revolutionpix/ Fame Pictures
Written by JayBird
Posted in Jordan, Katie Price, Plastic Surgery
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What a nasty post. Did you get out of bed on the wrong side today, JayBird?
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Damn she is looking rougher than a piece of sandpaper. All that tanning is just aging her badly. She is simply a caricature of herself these days. Im sure she didnt get her breasts reduced before because it difficult to reduce that amount of stretched skin without it looking seriously wonky.
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Think there’s definitely some body dysmorphia going on. Looks horribly plastic in that top pic. She used be really pretty. Preferred the old Katie, really needs to stop.
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Too bad she can’t get a personality implant.
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“Maybe I should stop having breast surgeries.”
Ya think?
Doesn’t Great Britain have doctors? Why does she come here to the US to have surgery?
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fifth! who is the woman tricking. please, let me guess…she writes hher own books…
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Wait! She was a 32 F??? That is just unnatural! Why would you even want to be that top heavy? Ridiculous! And she’s not even 30?
Silly beyond belief.
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Yup. Body dysmorphic disorder. Poor girl.
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Has anyone noticed that she is wearing what would appear to be a training bra under those monsters on her chest?
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Is it just me or does she have classic facelift scars in front of her ear? what is she, like 28? she is not well in the head.
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She’s gross.
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Breast reduction surgeries can fail?!
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@CandyKay
This site is called Celebitchy. And its actually not all that bitchy. If this IS your version of bitchy perhaps you’d be more comfortable at Popsugar?
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She does look like a cartoon character now, and that witchy black hair does her no favours at all. She’s 29 going on 49.
Why would someone naturally pretty make herself bit-by-bit more grotesque? Has to be BDD, doesnt it?……
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Who the hell wears fake eyelashes on an international flight?!
At least the rest of her clothes look comfortable enough.
London to L.A., that’s a long trip. I’m all about wearing clothes that could double as p.j.’s, putting on the eyeshades and sleeping though flights that long.
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Those pubic eyelashes and sewer-black hair and brows are the worst things about her. She looked so much better with blond hair and a natural skin tone.
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My husband just said she reminds him of a Thunderbirds puppet from the original 60′s series…that’s pretty accurate I reckon…
Either that or she’s an alien…ewwwwwwww
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If she wants to have plastic surgery for whatever reason, fine, that’s her business and her decision to make. I don’t care if she wants to have a pair of antlers grafted to her head, that’s her prerogative. Antlers could not possibly make this walking freakshow look any worse, anyway.
Does she really have to hold a press conference and issue a statement about every freakin’ operation though? I mean really, what makes her think anyone cares? She disgusts me because every aspect of her life is TMI- nothing is sacred to this mediawhore.
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Ha! At first glance, I thought the title said “Jordan arrives in L.A. for fifth BEAST surgery”.
That is one ugly plastic woman. Even worse that Pammy Lee without makeup.
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