Madonna knows what she’s good at, and now she plans to stick to it. The super-fit geriatric Jewish queen of pop can’t act for shit and she’s finally admitted it:

By saying it’s already “dead in the water,” she may have been making a sneaky reference to that terrible film that doomed her husband’s career, “Swept Away.” People say her films suck not because she’s in them, but because they’ve actually seen them and she can’t act. Her acting is wooden and forced, and that’s smart of her to stick with what she knows - writhing around on stage and pissing off the Christians.

Here’s Madonna in concert in Rome on August 6th. Looks like the pope missed a fabulous show. [via]