January Jones & Jason Sudekis are no longer boning


Way back last year, summer of 2010. A pretty Mad Men star has her first brush with major tabloid notoriety when outlets report her involvement in a hit-and-run. January Jones only hit a tree, but she was allegedly drunk, and she walked to her home on foot, leaving the scene of the accident, returning minutes later having changed her clothes and chewing some new gum. Who shows up to support her in her hour of need? Celebrity chef Bobby Flay – the married man she had just hours before been having drinks with at a hotel bar, before they allegedly snuck off alone.

Around the same time, another rumor springs up – Jennifer Aniston has a new man, and they were conveniently spotted on a date and gossipy “sources” are all a buzz about this new guy and how he’s the new One. The rumor dies quickly, and when Jason Sudeikis is asked about in a national magazine, he quips that Aniston “should be so lucky” to date him.

Then, in a flash, January and Jason became a couple. Perhaps it was convenience. Perhaps he just prefers blondes with great racks. Perhaps she needed to change the subject after the Bobby Flay rumors. Perhaps, perhaps. Anyway, after about six months of dating, it’s over.

It’s the end of the road for January Jones and Jason Sudeikis.

The pair, who were first linked romantically last July, are calling it quits on their relationship, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

“They’ve been on and off for a few months and then the long distance kind of ended it,” the source says. “But they could get back together. It was just hard to stay together with the distance.”

Jones, who stars on Mad Men is based in Los Angeles, where AMC’s hit period drama is filmed. Sudeikis is part of the ensemble cast that puts on NBC’s Saturday Night Live, which films in New York City.

[From People]

While I thought they were “meh” as a couple, I would have liked to see more of them out and about together. When I saw that January seemed to be flying solo at the Globes on Sunday, I had a brief moment of “I wonder why Jason isn’t with her” but I just figured he probably couldn’t get away from SNL. Anyway, it probably was just a PR hookup, something convenient for both of them to change the subject from Bobby Flay and Jennifer Aniston. Plus, I mean, January is a pretty blonde with big boobs and Jason probably loved that about her. She’s also dumb as a rock. Like, intensely stupid. So maybe we shouldn’t over-think this. She isn’t.




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  1. Honey B says:

    Why is she dumb as a rock. I missed that bit.

  2. brin says:

    I think it was more bizarre that she was with Bobby Flay (isn’t he married to Stephanie March?)! Wasn’t she also supposed to be seeing Adrien Brody at one time? She sure has eclectic taste.

  3. gloaming says:

    The fact that she most likely screwed Jeremy Piven makes me think she has self esteem issues……

  4. gobo says:

    Her lip’s look very weird in that red lipstick. In fact her whole face looks weird in that photo, it doesn’t look like her at all to me. Usually she looks so pretty. Also how do you know she’s really stupid?

  5. OriginalGracie says:

    Plus she dated that toolbag Ashton Kutcher and he apparently told her she had no talent. HA! That is the pot calling the kettle black.

    But yeah…I agree. Self esteem issues big time.

  6. normades says:

    …and Ashton who said she’d never make it. Def bad taste in dudes

  7. GeekChic says:

    Questionable taste in men? Definitely. Self-esteem issues? Likely. But incredibly stupid? How do you get that?

  8. SHump says:

    I just don’t think she’s that attractive. I don’t get it. She seems really plain to me.

  9. Emmy says:

    I find it difficult to believe she’s as dumb as a rock. It doesn’t fit with the talented actress I watch in Mad Men.

    Love the dogs, wonder if they belong to Jason? They make him more appealing.

  10. Bodhi says:

    Whatever, Jason (as Floyd) belongs with Liz Lemon!!

    Sorry, I have been on a 30 Rock netflix streaming jag for about a week… :)

  11. Obvious says:

    @Emmy you don’t have to be smart to be a good actor-just have a good coach. -not saying it’s true in her case, just making a point.

  12. Roxanne75 says:

    Dear January,

    we know you have boobs. Most women do.

    Sincerely, me

  13. heatheradair says:

    Ooh yes, definitely dumb as a rock (and, er, not really that great of an actress, just lucky enough to have landed a role where the character is basically snipped from cardboard and required to have only one or two various scowling expressions, so it works well – ugh, this woman). Check out any interview (and SNL, oh dear, SNL) and she comes across as barely more self-aware than the average 6th grader. Maybe that’s not giving 6th graders enough credit.

    Sorry, to me she’ll always be “random midwest girl #3″ from “Love, Actually.” The ones that giggled over the dude with the british accent.

  14. lucy2 says:

    She’s so good and so beautiful on Mad Men…but nothing I’ve seen of her in real life compares.
    Bodhi, I loved him as the Flower Guy!

  15. irishserra says:

    @Bodhi: Me too!! Every night I sit and veg with 30 Rock on Netflix.

    Love, love, LOVE Alec Baldwin in the series, as well. It’s just so fun!

  16. Mistral says:

    Well, she’s gorgeous. So, she won’t have any problems attracting man. Now, hopefully she finds someone nice who doesn’t treat women like dirt (don’t think Sudeikis was one of those, but she seems to have dated many insecure d-bags). Someone who will perhaps raise her self-esteem, since she seems to be lacking in that department (despite being a beauty on a hit show).

  17. Chris says:

    Meh, she’s smart enough to get her needs met and then some which is more than you can say about a lot of people.

  18. se says:

    I’m from the same small midwest town JJ is from. Sioux Falls SD. I’m a few years younger but met her in passing a few times. She was a normal bratty, dumb, mean girl. Everyone does stupid crap in high schoo, so whatever. What makes ne mad is that she NEVER mentions her hometown. Ever. That makes me sad. it would be nice for her to mention her roots once and a while…

  19. Isa says:

    Her dress reminds me of the one Blake Lively wore a few weeks ago.

    But I really love her outfit. I could wear that. Well, if my legs were longer! :)