“Halle Berry won’t be playing Aretha Franklin” links

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Halle Berry didn‘t want to play Aretha Franklin, boo. [Bossip]
Judgy bitch Piers Morgan bans some more people from his show. [LimeLife]
Kanye West was not disrespecting Britney, y‘all. [Bitten and Bound]
Justin Bieber‘s nail polish sells out! Ugh. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jack Black with his kids! Aw, cute. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lindsay Lohan keeps passing her drug and alcohol tests? WTF? [Radar]
Brooklyn Decker‘s nipples, if you care. [Celebslam]
Some more of those photos of Paz de la Huerta drunk off her ass. [INFDaily]
Flesh hoodie EWEWEWEWEW. [The Frisky]
Jessica Alba honestly doesn‘t have a bitchface in these pics. [ICYDK]
Good blind item! I have no idea. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Alessandra Ambrosio for GQ. [Hollywood Rag]
Bombshell McGee continues to be disgusting. [Celebs]
See junk get blown up. [CityRag]
Ryan Reynolds‘ Gerbil-face is available on the Buried DVD. [Moviefone]
Amy Adams‘ panty flash. Kind of. [Starpulse]
More Kristen Stewart Fun With Photoshop. [CoverAwards]

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  1. truthSF says:

    Yea, the resemblance is so uncanny, they have the same bust size too.(sarcasm)

    edit: Those flesh hoodies are the worst clothing ever created, BAN THAT SH*T NOW!!!

  2. mel says:

    I think Jennifer Hudson would be better suited for the role.

  3. samihami says:

    Why is the pic of Halle so stretched? We know she’s thin, but stretching the pic like that really distorts her.

  4. Tess says:

    The thought of that Hollywood twit portraying the authentic, earthy, and soulful Aretha Franklin could, possibly, turn my brown eyes blue.

  5. Oi says:

    Thanks a lot Kaiser. I totally regret the ‘flesh hoodie’ link. I thought it was one of those anatomical drawing hoodies, not THAT. need eye bleach….

  6. Chris says:

    Martin Lawerence could pull it off. 🙂

  7. gaugustaus says:

    OMG! That flesh hoodie is so disgusting. Did Buffalo Bill start skinning men? Ewww

  8. Camille says:

    Well this is good news. Now they can find someone talented to play her.

  9. sparkle says:

    “Halle Berry Won’t be Playing Aretha Franklin” . . . thank God for small favors.

  10. Hautie says:

    Jennifer Hudson would be a great choice. She obviously can sing. And can sing the hell out of Aretha’s songs.

    Which is probably why Aretha’s wouldn’t want her. haha!

    And every time I hear Aretha insist that Halle Berry is the actress for the role, I feel sorry for Halle. Cause there is no way to gracefully tell Aretha to shut up.

  11. original kate says:

    aretha can wear and say whatever she wants. why? because she’s aretha, bitches.

  12. Chris says:

    @Original Kate: and apparently she can eat whatever she wants too.

  13. tuscan sun says:

    I think it’s a good idea for everyone to ban Heather Mills from their show.

  14. crtb says:

    Halle Berry Won’t be Playing Aretha Franklin” Duh!!!

  15. crtb says:

    Jennifer Hudson would be a great choice. She obviously can sing. And can sing the hell out of Aretha’s songs.

    Obviously you haven’t seen Jennifer Hudson recently. She is a size 4 now!

  16. Hautie says:

    I would hope you realize that Aretha was not always a big girl.

    She has been thin and bigger through out her life. And from my understanding is the movie only covers up to where she is in her mid 40’s.

    And my point being is that Jennifer Hudson is a great singer. And it would be ridiculous to do a Aretha bio and use someone who couldn’t sing her songs and do them justice.

  17. Glyrics says:

    Only in Aretha’s dreams

  18. Frenchie says:

    Have you read Miranda Kerr’s statement about her baby Flinn ? : “I gave birth to him naturally; without drugs or painkillers and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time…”
    Models seems to be doing every thing better than us, commoners !!!

  19. jessica says:

    AS FOR THE FLESH HOODIE:

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again…. lol

  20. loveyourwork says:

    Aretha Franklin strongly resembles a woolly mammoth as represented on Sesame Street by Snuffleupagus.

    How awesome would it be to have a musical of Aretha Franklin’s done by the Muppets???