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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag must be one of the most annoying couples in the world. The only thing I like about them is that the pair want to adopt, rather than inflict their genetics on a child.
Spencer was on the radio today talking about Heidi’s virginity, telling Ryan Seacrest’s morning show all about his lack of action.
After the usual ‘Are you and Lauren going to be friends again’ questions, Ryan proceeded to ask them about a possible spin off for the couple and upcoming wedding plans.
Speidi talked about how Heidi is “still a virgin” and how religious she is, insisting that her “next album is going to be a Christian one.”
“We don’t sin over here,” said Spencer. Who added that they place “pillows in between” them at night so they’re not tempted to have sex.
Turns out, Hollyscoop has found this video where Heidi, on the second season of The Hills, tells Spencer she took a pregnancy test. Inform your teens: pillows are not contraceptives.
I’m completely willing to believe that Heidi and Spencer live together and don’t have sex. I’m absolutely convinced that The Hills is scripted, and what is better than a pregnancy scare for some reality TV drama?
The only part of their whole staged relationship I believe is that Speidi aren’t having sex. Apart from the fact I don’t need the mental imagery of a chipmunk mating, I just don’t believe they’re a couple. Sure, they’re planning on televising their marriage, but these two dress in matching outfits for paparazzi photo opportunities. They do anything for publicity, they’ll probably sell the rights to their divorce. And don’t even get me started on Spencer’s poorly glued-on beard.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are shown on 8/18/08 at The Hills Season 4 premiere. Credit: WENN
Written by Helen
Posted in Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt
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Enough of them already. Can they just go away? Please…………
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Oh No!!! TMI! We don’t wanna know!!!
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Wasn’t one of her songs about how she’d need “one more drink” to go home with someone or something?
Sounds pure and virginal to me…
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I agree, Helen. It totally seems like they’re not really a couple, it’s all just in the pursuit of fame. All they ever did on the show was argue and walk out on each other. I find it hard to believe that they’re still -actually- together.
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I’m not sure whether I find those two annoying or amusing, but after having given it some thought (about 1 sec), I decided to go for amusing.
Barbie and Ken have come alive. Don’t know who cast them for that role, but they are doing a d*** good job.
On another website I read an older quote where she compared herself to Jesus. They have both been persecuted.
Hey, even if you had tried to invent them, nobody would have been able to come up with THAT…
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pillows between them while they sleep, huh? doesn’t sex happen when you are awake more often?
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“On another website I read an older quote where she compared herself to Jesus. They have both been persecuted.”
Really?
If that’s true, I say, nail ‘em up.
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There is something really wrong with these people.
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How do people like this live with themselves and their lies?
Also, why does anyone do any stories about these 2 horrible people? I also pray that no agency in the world would let these 2 near children, let alone adopt a child.
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it is said that the reason the paps follow certain individuals is because the fans want to know about them, they want to see them and read about their every move. if this is true, WHY WHY WHY are these 2 being followed? mankind is doomed if there are THAT many “fans” out there that care one/bazillionth about these two. someone please LIST these ‘fans’.. maybe tinyTom can help them …..
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Saline Implants for Jeebus.
I do not buy that Heidi is a virgin. But I do buy that Spencer has never seen a vagina (“EW! What’s that?!?”).
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Ugh! Just stop writing about them!
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They need to go away now.
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I certainly believe these two aren’t having sex with EACH OTHER. Pillows between them? What probably helps is the several other rooms between them, and the fact that they have no interest in each other beyond its publicity value.
As to why the tabs and paps continue to put these two in the public eye–that’s easy: because we LOVE TO HATE them so much!!!LOL
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@Geronimo – Of course. Barbie dolls are as far as he’s gotten in his sexuality.
Seriously, though. Spencer blares “CLOSET CASE” – this Heidi virginity thing just confirms it.
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Um, yeah right. They’ve probably banged half the make producers in Hollywood
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Give them both some sugar cubes.
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You know…the thought I ALWAYS have when I see this pair is that it’s a shame she’s such a tool…because I find her just gorgeous. She is so ridiculously pretty. Sigh. But…there’s only so much pretty can do for you if you’re a tool.
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Yeah, I know a lot of virgins with boob jobs – give me a break!
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They suck -I hate them!!! Heidi whatever is the biggest Slut in Hollywood – She is currently Screwing a music Producer & Spencer is taking it up the hole— The hell w/ Speidi
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But – who ARE these people?? I see their photos and gossip write-ups constantly, and I have absolutely no clue who they are. Does one have to watch television in order to know these cartoons? They’re like Muppets! I’m quite serious, who the hell ARE they?
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Not sure on the closet case but those eyes, that sick smile, the arrogance, I get a distinctly dark and creepy vibe from him… like ‘serial killer in waiting’ or something.
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of course they’re not having sex with each other. she is probably banging every music, tv and film executive in LA and he is gay, gay, gay. so sick of these two – can’t they just fall into red hot lava or something?
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I’m right there witcha snow. All I know is that they’re on some show named the Hills and that they are really, really fricking annoying.
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If she is a virgin then why did she take pregnancy tests on the show. No one believes anything that comes out of their mouths. This guy would send his own mother up the river if it benefited him in some way. I think it’s about time for that family intervention to get him into some kind of anger management program. This guy is a ticking time bomb. One day when Heidi finally wises up and dumps him he is going to hurt her.
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If she’s still a virgin, I’m an astronaut (I am a freelance writer in real life, so I hope you get the sarcasm.)
And since when do “virgins” get fake boobs? She shouldn’t be worrying about such things, no?
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I watched about two minutes of “The Hills” once, and turned it off after hearing the word “like” about fifty times. “OMG, like he told me he was sorry, but like, I don’t know what to believe cuz like, he’s done this before, like you know?”
Another 20 seconds and my brain would have shut down in protest.
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I didn’t know that Christians like lyrics about overdosing…
Every time I see him, all I think of is them calling him flesh colored beard on the soup.
I think the saddest thing about her is that she was a relatively pretty girl prior to boobs, lips and nose.
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Maybe Spencer is confused about what the word “virgin” really means. I mean, come on…this guy is not known for his brains.
Or maybe he means she really is a virgin….in the butt.
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She DID take a pregnancy test on The Hills. Hmmm…did Spencers sperm swim across the pillows?
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What an idiot………
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Are you still considered a virgin even after taking it in the A$$?? If so,
I believe she IS a virgin!!
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It’s certainly comforting to find a terrific little website such as this where we all can chat about personal problems without fear of embarrassment. I’m sure some of my friends will definitely be glad when I let them know all about it as well
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