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Courtenay Semel – the woman who supposedly was Lindsay Lohan’s first lesbian love – is easily the ugliest creature I have ever seen. Dlisted had a side-by-side image of her next to the Grinch, and the resemblance is uncanny. Even funnier is that several British tabloids referred to her as “stunning” last week. I’m assuming “stunning” is actually British slang for “looks like she got beat up with a bat.” I mean there’s ugly where you sort of feel badly for the person, and then there’s the sort of ugly where you’re actually mad at the person for existing, and shoving their ugly in your face. Courtenay is that kind of ugly.
Semel is now dating Tila Tequila. Always a good idea. Courtenay is also apparently pretty mad that she has a mouth that looks like she’s storing a giftbox. That’s the only reason I can guess why she’s act like a complete lunatic and end up getting her ugly ass arrested on Tuesday night.
COURTENAY Semel, the wild-child lesbian daughter of former Yahoo chief Terry Semel, went on a tear Tuesday night in Las Vegas and ended up spending the night in jail. Semel showed up in the party town without new girlfriend Tila Tequila and started the night at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo with Kourtney Kardashian. “They were filming their dinner for ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ ” our spy said. Later, Kardashian called it a night and Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher – and proceeded to “go nuts,” a spy said. “Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down. Security asked her to leave, but she refused.” Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. “She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.” Calls to Semel weren’t returned. Vegas police said, “We can’t confirm at this time.”
[From Page Six]
Here’s Courtenay at the Palazzo Hotel’s Sushi Samba Sugarcane Boutique Club in Vegas on Tuesday. Sorry. I’ve got to attach photos, and as much as I’d like to give you something less stomach-churning to look at, it just seemed weird to put up a picture of a rainbow or spaghetti cat or something. Header of Semel with Tila Tequila at the Apple Lounge Grand Opening in West Hollywood on August 14th. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Arrests, Assaults, Courtenay Semel, Legal Troubles
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Wow, that girl got knocked out the ugly tree by the ugly fairy and hit every branch on the way down.
And there’s no words to describe Tila’s level of skankdom.
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Soounds like Quartknee is headed to “Court”
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the ugly fairy kissed her on BOTH cheeks
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The Grinch is dating a Gremlin? Only in Vegas man.
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Court’s Daddy should wake up and insist she get a job that actually involves working. But then again, he’s probably too busy getting his rod lubed in the hot tub.
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I always thought with enough money pretty much anyone could look decent. Maybe not great, but decent. With the right hair, the right makeup, etc. Well, since her hair looks fine and her makeup looks fine I am proved PAINFULLY wrong. Some people will ALWAYS be ugly.
Also in that last pic she looks really old. Kind of like an even uglier Rachel Zoe. Which I would also have thought impossible.
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She is NOT ugly..
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These two are together for fame purposes only.
Tila Tequila is such a pantywaste.
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Ahhh, come on guys, she’s not that ugly. In fact, she has some nice features. I think this is truly a case of beauty and/or ugly coming from the inside out. Clearly she has an ugly heart and it shows on her pretty little face.
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Scott, once again, my eyesight must be failing me in my youth
I can’t tell what your gravatar is supposed to be. I’m just curious, will you share it with me? It sort of looks like a horse, but I (obviously) can’t tell.
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I don’t really find her all that ugly.
I find her to be annoying and attention-seeking, though. All of a sudden, she’s admitted that she’s dated Lindsay Lohan, now she’s getting arrested, and she’s Tila Tequila’s “girlfriend”. Say no more.
And really, this chick’s being played, so take as much recognition for being with Tila Tequila as much as you can.
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No problem, I remember thinking when I picked my gravatar, ‘no one will be able to tell what it is anyways’.
I have a 23″ high-def monitor and even I can’t make out most people’s gravatars. But anyways, it’s Slim Pickens riding the nuke in Dr. Strangelove. Dunno, somehow it seemed fitting.
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… Or How I Learned to Love the War. One of the best movies I’ve ever seen
Peter Sellers was a genius; too bad he was a total nutter
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I thought the alternate title for Dr. Strangelove was ‘How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb’?
You’re gonna make me dig out my DVD aren’t you?
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Ah, now I see it. When I first saw your gravatar, Scott, I saw giant rabbit. But then, I had an earlier one of 2 swans with their necks wound around each other (v. artistic I thought) until someone pointed out it looked like 2 erect penises.
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Ok these two look bizarrely stupid together.
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I completely agree with the ugly comments!! Not only does she look like the grinch she could pass as Sarah Silverman’s sister. Poor thang.
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“She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.” Calls to Semel weren’t returned.
am i the only one who finds this quote hilarious?
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Ex girlfriends are nothing but drama
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