– Heidi and Spencer are officially banned from PopEater… with good ‘ol fashioned theme music [PopEater]
– Is Star Jones dating a straight guy? Does that happen? [Dlisted]
– Somehow Paul Sculfor and Cameron Diaz are still going strong [Lainey Gossip]
– Jennifer Aniston to stalk Alec Baldwin In ’30 Rock’ Cameo [Fafarazzi]
– Beyonce is on the cover of the October 2008 issue of Marie Claire UK [Bossip]
– “The Summer 2008 Box Office Round-Up” or “How Batman kicked every else’s ass” [Pajiba]
– Katherine Heigl loves a puppy [Defamer]
– Liv Tyler looking cute while hopping in Soho [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Everything else you never wanted to know about Jennifer Lopez [PopSugar]
– Angelina Jolie has collapsing twice recently from the stress and exhaustion of all the kids [Celebslam]
– Jessica Simpson plans to take a break from her film “career” [Websters is my Bitch]
– Katie Price just launched and equestrian. That’s right, so both you AND your horse can look like matching tarts [The Bastardly]
– Speaking of Jessica Simpson, she took her boobs out for a walk today. And that was pretty much her whole day [The Blemish]
– A very expecting Naomi Watts attended the opening of brother her brother Ben Watts’ photography exhibition at MILK Gallery [Celebrity Baby ScoopChristina Ricci in a Bikini. Because that’s a female celeb’s REAL summer job (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Who’s Joe Francis’ new assistant? Holly Montag, Heidi’s little sister. I bet Spencer wants us to believe she’s a virgin too [Evil Beet]
– Topless Celebrities Caught On Film. Probably not the MOST sfw thing ever [CityRag]
– Kelly Brook admits she still loves ex-fiance Billy Zane. Even with all the bald… [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Miley Cyrus Buys a $75,000 Mercedes Benz. I’m going to now stop making fun of Miley Cyrus and start working harder on being her new best friend [Hollywood Rag]
– NBC is working on updating “The Wonder Years with a show called Lost in the ’80s.” This could actually be a cute idea if they came up with a decent name [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Henry Rollins, one of my personal heroes, got a fan letter from Charles Manson. Which meant he had to start a lengthy correspondence. Naturally. [Agent Bedhead]
– Joe Pesci and Angie Everhart are back together again. I am still legendarily creeped out by this [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Akon is finally going to trial for throwing that fan into the crowd in June 2007 [WWTDD]
– Kim Kardashian eats salad, films fascinating reality show [The Skinny]
– “Patriotic Dog Outside The Republican Convention” Or, “Why I’m Voting Republican This Year.” I can’t really argue with him, that dog is cute as all get out [Best Week Ever]
– Celebrity photographer Anne Leibovitz owes the feds some serious back taxes [Mollygood]
– “The Daily Show: Republicans Say The Darndest Things” [Jezebel]