Sep 3
'08
“Everyone maxed out on Heidi and Spencer” links

- Heidi and Spencer are officially banned from PopEater… with good ‘ol fashioned theme music [PopEater]
- Is Star Jones dating a straight guy? Does that happen? [Dlisted]
- Somehow Paul Sculfor and Cameron Diaz are still going strong [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Aniston to stalk Alec Baldwin In ’30 Rock’ Cameo [Fafarazzi]
- Beyonce is on the cover of the October 2008 issue of Marie Claire UK [Bossip]
- “The Summer 2008 Box Office Round-Up” or “How Batman kicked every else’s ass” [Pajiba]
- Katherine Heigl loves a puppy [Defamer]
- Liv Tyler looking cute while hopping in Soho [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Everything else you never wanted to know about Jennifer Lopez [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie has collapsing twice recently from the stress and exhaustion of all the kids [Celebslam]
- Jessica Simpson plans to take a break from her film “career” [Websters is my Bitch]
- Katie Price just launched and equestrian. That’s right, so both you AND your horse can look like matching tarts [The Bastardly]
- Speaking of Jessica Simpson, she took her boobs out for a walk today. And that was pretty much her whole day [The Blemish]
- A very expecting Naomi Watts attended the opening of brother her brother Ben Watts’ photography exhibition at MILK Gallery [Celebrity Baby Scoop - Christina Ricci in a Bikini. Because that's a female celeb's REAL summer job (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Who’s Joe Francis’ new assistant? Holly Montag, Heidi’s little sister. I bet Spencer wants us to believe she’s a virgin too [Evil Beet]
- Topless Celebrities Caught On Film. Probably not the MOST sfw thing ever [CityRag]
- Kelly Brook admits she still loves ex-fiance Billy Zane. Even with all the bald… [In Case You Didn't Know]
- Miley Cyrus Buys a $75,000 Mercedes Benz. I’m going to now stop making fun of Miley Cyrus and start working harder on being her new best friend [Hollywood Rag]
- NBC is working on updating “The Wonder Years with a show called Lost in the ’80s.” This could actually be a cute idea if they came up with a decent name [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Henry Rollins, one of my personal heroes, got a fan letter from Charles Manson. Which meant he had to start a lengthy correspondence. Naturally. [Agent Bedhead]
- Joe Pesci and Angie Everhart are back together again. I am still legendarily creeped out by this [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Akon is finally going to trial for throwing that fan into the crowd in June 2007 [WWTDD]
- Kim Kardashian eats salad, films fascinating reality show [The Skinny]
- “Patriotic Dog Outside The Republican Convention” Or, “Why I’m Voting Republican This Year.” I can’t really argue with him, that dog is cute as all get out [Best Week Ever]
- Celebrity photographer Anne Leibovitz owes the feds some serious back taxes [Mollygood]
- “The Daily Show: Republicans Say The Darndest Things” [Jezebel]

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- TV Shows that outstayed their welcome [Pajiba]
- Goopy and Cameron Diaz went to a Coldplay concert [Lainey Gossip]
- The bacon milkshake! [D-Listed]
- Ashanti looks... good? [Go Fug Yourself]
- 20 great songs under 2 minutes [Fark]
- Snooki and J-Woww on notice [IDLYITW]
- Jennifer Aniston through the years [Popsugar]
- Kirsten Dunst looks so pretty here [Evil Beet]
- Mila Kunis without makeup [Celebslam]
- The awful cover letter all of Wall St. is mocking [Gawker]

21 Responses to ““Everyone maxed out on Heidi and Spencer” links”

  1. Strawberry In Disguise says:

    Uuurgghhh….just look how they ‘kiss’. This is not how a real couple does it or am I wrong? :D
    I guess their relationship is as real as Heidi’s boobs and Spencer’s genuinity….

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  2. Linda says:

    I wish everyone would stop reporting on these 2 – I don’t know about the rest of you – but I really, honestly think that Spencer is gay.

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  3. silentA says:

    Can Celebitchy take a vote also?
    I feel like this is a trend that could catch on.

    They’re famous for nothing, so what would we miss out on?

    If no vote, then a comment petition?
    Consider this my vote or signature for banning Spencer and Heidi here also. :!:

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  4. Syko says:

    Oh, I don’t know, they’ve been a big help with my bulimia, I no longer have to stick my finger down my throat, I can just look at their pictures.

    J/K

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  5. huh says:

    Great idea, I will now think of Heidi and Spencer for weight loss purposes, I see their pic I yak, I open the fridge, think of them, lose my appetite.

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  6. I choose me says:

    :lol: Syko, you crack me up.

    I’d like to vote them off the planet. Is that an option?

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  7. saintdevil says:

    Syko, that’s fine for you, but what about dangerously underweight individuals such as myself *cough* ?

    Also, I had to look up who the hell those two obnoxious fakes are.
    Minutes I could have spent better. :mrgreen:

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  8. Diva says:

    That dog is facking HILARIOUS.

    I bet PETA is freakin!

    The Daily Show is priceless. lmfao

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  9. reasonstobecheerfulpart2 says:

    I don’t know, but I think I’d miss them. They are always good for a laugh, especially in the wonderful way the writers here bring them across.

    Might be easier for me though as I live in Europe where we never ever hear anything about them let alone have to watch them on TV. I always look forward to reading what they have come up with now. Whoever invented those two has an interesting kind of humour. I mean, they aren’t real, are they?? ;-)

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  10. Syko says:

    Reasonstobe, I live in the US and have no idea who they are, what their talent is supposed to be, or how they got so rich and famous. I just know they make me feel nauseated.

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  11. Lola says:

    He is such a Pratt (no pun). They are so annoying that the only reason they endorsed the republicans was because they knew it would turn people off them. I have a sister who is convinced she brings teams bad luck so she always cheers the team she wants to lose. These two must know that they are too annoying.

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  12. kate says:

    hilarious! heidi looks like she doesn’t want to smear her lip gloss and spencer looks like he’d rather be kissing a lightpole than a woman. but as awesome as it is, i also will vote to stop coverage of them forever.

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  13. Megan says:

    Wow that’s really genuine kissing their Spencer and Heidi, you can’t even bare to touch each other’s mouths.

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  14. Maritza says:

    I can’t stand these two! ufffffff

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  15. SolitaryAngel says:

    Casting my vote for…..OFF PLANET!! (Or just off this site 4EVER)

    Syko, you crack me up! And here I am, wondering why my lunch keeps trying to escape. 8O

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  16. Neelyo says:

    Does anyone recall the Halloween episode of THE SIMPSONS where Homer and Bart were trapped on a rocket ship to the sun with the most annoying people in the world? At the time, among the annoying were Rosie O’Donnell and Courtney Love. Well I imagine now it would be filled with the cast of THE HILLS and the like. At least Rosie and Courtney did something.

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  17. Jenna says:

    Can we cast a vote to keep Brooke Hogan, Miley Cyrus, and Speidi(or however you spell that stupid name) off of this site? Pleasssssse :mrgreen:

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  18. chaz says:

    oh, i didn’t realize these were people… i just thought this was a scene from Alien vs. Predator 2!!

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  19. Anon says:

    I’ll add my vote to the ‘no more about these attentionwhores’ camp

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  20. crab says:

    God forbid she kisses him full on the lips!! She might smudge her lipstick!!! I overdosed on these two a long time ago!! :evil:

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