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if he meant his kids he would have said ‘the girls’ most likely.
He has one nut and he’s like the town bicycle- everyones had a ride. He just embodies the word douche so perfectly (and I eschew that word). He’s like a caricature of himself at this point. ho!
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Jaybird- you may have been mean but you were also on the money. Great comparison.
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What does him having one testicle have to do with ANYTHING???
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Well said anony – this whole article made me want to puke. What IS IT about this guy that people find attractive?
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For a guy with only one testicle, Armstrong sure is ballsy.
P.S. Do a Google search and you’ll see what a guy looks like with one testicle. Kinda gross, imo, but workable.
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How honest was he with Sheryl Crowe? Didn’t he ask her to marry him? Douche. And girls are attracted to you mainly because of your $$$$$ Lance. Sorry to break it you. You’re going to die a lonely old man. Oh that was too mean.
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Oh god, I don’t even want to see a guy with one testicle!
I think he’s sort of nauseating. I will never understand what anyone sees in him. And I hate the big egos.
Edit: I had to look. Could not find a picture, but was interested to learn that this condition is shared by Hitler, Napoleon and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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“had no complaints”… well not to his face obviously. what a tool. I hope his girls don’t grow up and fall for a guy like their father (not saying he’s not a good father to them).
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I believe he actually said “No compliments” from women.
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I can’t stand him.
I love your quote, that “he’s like the John Mayer of the cycling world” – so funny
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TBH guys with one ball arent as “pleasing” to the eye but sexually they arent lacking.
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Are balls really the “pleasing” part of the area??? lol
I always looked at them as function over fashion.
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That’s one powerful nut.
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Yet another arrogant celebrity who won’t shut up about how great they are in bed.
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Actually a guy with one testicle doesn’t look any different than a guy with two testicles until you get up really close to the hanging sac. Instead of two balls there’ll be one and the other side will be kinda loose and droopy. The reason I said kinda gross is because I saw the pictures in medical journals that one can only access via their college library, and granted they were post-orchiectomy. Even so, it does look kinda weird, and it is like women with one larger breast than the other or flappy vulvas. Ya just get used to stuff like that as it doesn’t take away from sexual pleasure. I mean Sheryl and Kate certainly didn’t mind, eh?
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I disagree with his comment that everyone has a type. I’ve never had a type persay. Is that unusual? They don’t always look similar, have the same hair color or even personality.
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@A.C> – I’m with you on that, and just hearing someone say they have a “type” is annoying because it’s so superficial. Finding a particular look attractive is one thing, but ruling out any other look is putting too much emphasis on the physical.
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“I always looked at them as function over fashion.”
Quite, diva! He really thinks a lot of himself, doesn’t he? I mean, he barely qualifies as attractive looking, and he’s clearly not beautiful inside, so what’s the deal?
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Think whatever you will about his ego/personality, but the “one ball” comments are disgusting and immature.
Hopefully, none of you will ever have to experience that, or losing one or both breasts to cancer, too.
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Well, Jess, disgusting and immature is what we all do here. Actually I don’t think anyone was offensive about the one testicle. But if you were offended, I apologize.
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Syko I agree about the ‘type’.
But being on the prowl like he is, I think his ‘type’ is anyone with a pair of breasts and a pussy.
He not my ‘type’.
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It is offensive when people use the results of a disease to personally attack someone or make a sick joke at their expense.
Is Christina Applegate less of a woman now that she has had both breasts removed to cancer? No, of course not. Same applies here.
Keep the ego/personality flaws separate from a physical characteristic that he can’t even help. The man is lucky to be alive, for God sakes.
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John Mayer of the cycling world? ….does that make Mayer the Lance Armstrong of the music world?
Jess….are you saying you come to Celebitchy to be polite and mature? Have you got a broom stuck up your bum or something?
….also, some of the funniest comments of any thread for ages
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He bugs – always has. BIG ego is right. And he is NOT handsome….what’s with the perpetual red nose?
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The dead tell no tales, eh Lance ?
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And it was reported in the Austin American-Statesman (the city’s daily newspaper) that his property used almost 225,000 gallons of water just in the month of June…and he was there for only a few days early in the month. His household is the biggest residential consumer of water in all of Travis County. Environmentalist, he isn’t. Here is the story
http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/08/15/0815wateruse.html?cxtype=rss&cxsvc=7&cxcat=52
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I don’t think people are picking on Lance because he has one ball….it’s because he’s an ass with one ball.
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Yeah, I gotta say I’m with Jess on this one.
If he’s a douche, fine, he’s a douche, we can (mostly) all get on board with that. But, while not personally offended, I have no balls except the steel ones I have to break out now and then, I think the disgust at a guy that has lost a testicle is just as unsettling as disgust at a woman who has lost a breast would be.
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Let’s just call Lance a “unicycler” and then we can leave the word “ball” out of it. Now everyone is happy
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I think it’s hilarious that he talked about how much the “ladies” like his pool because according to the Austin Statesman, Armstong used the most water of any single person in all of Austin – and he wasn’t even in the city the month that he topped the list!!
http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/08/15/0815wateruse.html?cxtype=rss&cxsvc=7&cxcat=52
Got to keep those “ladies” wet somehow…
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icky.
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It seems I recall that when Lance got sick they had to remove BOTH testicles; that’s why he had to bank his man juice in order to have kids later.
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I just don’t get these man-sluts. He’s being honest? Ok. He’s also a superficial, pussy hound. I don’t really get how this raises his “hot” factor but for some reason that’s the way the world works.
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Pepper A, only one testicle was removed when Lance Armstrong had cancer. However, he deposited in a sperm bank because the chemotherapy is what destroyed his fertility.
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There is absolutely nothing hot about him, zero. His cockiness just adds to his lack of appeal.
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He’s 36??? He looks 50.
I have never gotten why peeps are so into this guy. He rides a bicycle for God’s sake! He’s not an engineer or a scientist or a doctor; he hasn’t done anything to benefit humanity. He just rides his little bike. I want to pat him on the head and say “You’re such a big boy now, riding your two-wheeler!”
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All I really mind is the word “hero” being used to describe people like Armstrong, Phelps, etc.
No. They’re athletes, not heroes.
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Syko — so funny isn’t it that he shares the condition with other megalomaniac world conquerers — is he determined to screw/screw over every blonde celebrity in Hollywood as his version of this conquest? It’s obvioius that his actions, and those of his predecessors, stem from a deep and preoccupying insecurity about his manhood. After he recovered, isn’t that when he left his wife and kids for Sheryl Crow? It’s like he had to prove to the world that he “still had it” — as if winning the Tour after a humiliating and public battle with cancer wasn’t enough. “Thanks for seeing me through testicular cancer, but I just don’t find YOU attractive anymore.”
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What about men? Does he any get any complaints from them? I wonder sometimes when so much is made out of a male celeb’s sex life, for instance: John Mayer, Lance Armstrong, George Clooney, and Verne Troyer.
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Y’all are just jealous of Lance!
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