Kanye West “just threw some kazoo on this bitch”

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VMAN Magazine just sent us their new Kanye West cover and cover shoot. The photos were done by Karl Lagerfeld, who apparently is a big fan of Kanye. Of course. I would love to sit around with Kanye and Karl… I was going to spin a tale about what that would be like, but I can’t even fathom that awesomeness. As for the photo shoot – eh. Do you think it was Karl’s idea to have those electric waves coming off of Kanye?

In other Kanye news, he just tweeted this:

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[From Kanye’s Twitter feed]

I think that about sums it up, right? So, if you want to know what the cool kids are doing, they’re throwing down some kazoo on this bitch. I’m assuming he’s recording something…? Or maybe it just felt like a kazoo kind of day.

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Photos courtesy of VMAN.

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  1. photo jojo says:

    Those two d-bags deserve each other. Each one thinks that they are God’s gift.

  2. Rita says:

    GREAAATTTT!!!! Just when I think I’m loosing my Hollywood hipster duffous lingo someone throws down some “kazoo” on a bitch. On this site, them seems like fightin’ words…but I’ll wait for the translation.

  3. Lynda says:

    KW is a giant douche, you’re 1000% right. I would think his mother would be ashamed of him.

  4. flutters says:

    Please don’t hate me but I’m entertained by Kanye’s tweet. Maybe it helps that now whenever I see a Kanye tweet, I imagine Josh Groban singing it 😉

  5. Derek says:

    He’s hilarious.

  6. Sophie says:

    ha that’s got to be the best tweet ever. oh kanye, never change.

  7. gabs says:

    @flutters I love his twitter too! Kanye, whether you love or hate him, is an interesting person. At least he’s not boring and his music is great. His tweets give me joy. I also imagine josh groban singing his tweets now.

    @Sophie Don’t worry! He won’t. ha

  8. hottathanholywatta says:

    gold pours out of his mouth….he holds no punches thats why I like him!!!

  9. QUEST says:

    Actually in the pic it is literally money pouring out his mouth. Oh boy, I don’t know if to hate on him or like him

  10. PrettyLights says:

    I was not a fan of Kanye until I got his album… My Beautiful… is one of the best albums I’ve ever heard, and I am a self-admitted music junkie of all genres. I so wanted to hate the album and I didn’t even want to get it because I loathed his personality so much, but once I did…wow. He even has a self effacing song about the fact that he’s a d-bag, so at least he can make fun of himself. Now I think his personality is amusing and so are his tweets, and if he wants to act like he’s God’s gift to humankind who cares? He’s not hurting anyone and he has the real talent – both as a producer and as a rapper – to at least partially back up his larger-than-life claims. As for the kazoo quote, I dig it. *kanyeshrug*

  11. Pixiegirl says:

    Karl thought he’d throw some Xanadu on those pics.

  12. mary simon says:

    does he mean he just came all over some woman? “threw some kazoo on this bitch”?

  13. Meanchick says:

    Kanye. Love to hate him!

  14. irishserra says:

    idiot.

  15. jen says:

    @Pixiegirl-LMAO!

  16. Javagirl1 says:

    My friend drives a limo in Vegas and had Kanye in his car once. He said Kanye reffered to himself in 3rd person and would only speak through an assistant. It went something like this:

    Kanye: “Kanye’s hot.”
    Assistant: “Kanye’s hot.”
    Kanye: “Kanye’s cold.”
    Assistant: “Kanye’s cold.”

    And so on…

    My friend thought he was the most bizarre douche celebrity he’d ever driven.

  17. Sparkly says:

    I must be super cool. I rock a mean kazoo. He’s encroaching on my niche.

  18. chelle says:

    i heart kanye west!! i put up with his rants, lol, they entertain me, plus it must hurt that he lost his mom, he is pretty much alone with lots of friends not knowing who to trust and who really has his back!! that can lead to paranoia masked as cockiness IMO…..tweet on yeezy

  19. LittleDeadGirl says:

    If only he’d let the music speak for itself that’d be great …

  20. Maureen says:

    @Lynda I wonder why do you think Kanye’s mother would not be proud of him?
    I wonder what made you think his mother would not be proud of her son deciding to fight his way back from that horrid accident that almost ended his life but he decided to live, then overcame it?
    I wonder why you think his mother would not be proud of him after he deciding to wipe his eyes and live after her death-since the hardest thing in the world for a boy is losing his beloved mother!
    I think Kanye West mother is extremely proud of her son and continues to send prayers from heaven down to him.
    Since when have mothers not stood behind and loved their sons after they made errors in judgment?
    I think he is very talented. His album is very good, his mother was always proud of his accomplishments.
    I believed without a doubt his mom is looking down from heaven and smiling knowing that her little boy fell down, was sorry for what he did, apologized then decided to get back up and try to stand again and you have no right saying his mother is ashamed of him.
    You must not have made any mistake in your life for which you needed some one to forgive you for it. Just keep on living you will make a few.

  21. Richi says:

    WELL SAID JOJO…. I just get annoyed when i listen Douche’s songs…

  22. mojoman says:

    I live in Asia so I dont keep up with the American music lingo but..what the HECK does that even mean??

  23. Nancito says:

    I looked up Kazoo on the urban dictionary website and it says there that Kazoo means – “to quote onseself ad nauseum”. But the real awesomeness comes after the definition of Kazoo – and I quote – “people who tend to kazoo are often grossly egotistical”. How ab fab!!

  24. Wu-Tang Forever says:

    Let me explain the whole “kazoo” issue for you guys…

    First of all, if you didn’t already know, Kanye is putting out a collaboration album with Jay-Z next month (called Watch the Throne) and he is also (claiming to be) putting out another studio album this summer (it will probably get delayed till early next year). When he said “I just threw some kazoo on this bitch”, he was probably referring to the beat he was making for either of these albums. Since Kanye actually makes his own beats (something 99% of rappers nowadays do not do), and because of his intention to do things creatively and uniquely, he was probably adding the sound of a kazoo (that annoying little horn you blow at New Year’s parties and other similar occasions) to one of the tracks. He also recently tweeted something like “I just threw some bassoon on this motherfucker”, so apparently his new project is making use of obscure instruments you wouldn’t normally hear in hip hop.

    But that’s why Kanye is the only rapper on the radio that I listen to on a regular basis! Because he does things nobody else would ever even consider doing.

    As for the photos… Meh.

  25. alexandra says:

    How come no one is talking about CDAN on his blind items reveal?

    Pretty, pretty good stuff