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Ordinarily, I barely have an opinion on Vanessa Hudgens. She doesn’t seem too great, nor does she seem horrible and tacky. She’s just sort of there, most of the time. I think that she and Zac Efron are probably still seeing each other casually, and that the whole breakup drama was mostly to shake up both of their images. They both want to be accepted as “adult” actors, up for “adult” roles. So… Zac grows a literal beard and hangs out with whatever vagina will have him, and Vanessa does some photo shoots in her panties, trying to sex it up. The header photo is from a new photo shoot Vanessa did with Details (slideshow here) – it makes me feel like a Dateline Predator. She just still seems so young. Ugh.
Anyway, as I was saying, on a normal day, I don’t hate or love Vanessa. But after reading her Details interview, I kind of think the chick needs to settle down. She’s a Disney product after all, and in this new interview, she’s name-dropping Quentin Tarantino and Michael Caine. For real.
Vanessa Hudgens appears in the March issue of Details magazine and its clear this starlet, best known for a puppy-love romance with Zac Efron, has finally shed her squeaky-clean image. Hudgens can be seen in this month’s Sucker Punch, a Zack Snyder film in which she plays a gun-toting asylum inmate, but right now she can be seen as an all-grown-up sex symbol!
Vanessa fidgets a lot at the beginning of the interview but says “I’m not nervous, I’m excited. I get excited. I’m, like, a very hyper energetic, crazy type of crazy. I have a lot going on. Always. I’ll dance on a table sober.”
On training for this month’s Sucker Punch: “We trained with Navy Seals. We were machines, You could NOT f—k with us.”
On working with Michael Caine for the sequel to Journey to the Center of the Earth: “He’s uh-mazing. Not only is he uh-mazingly, stupidly talented, but he still kind of hits on me. All the time. If it was anybody else, I’d be like ‘Who the hell do you think you are?’ But because its Michael Caine, I’m like, ‘Sock it to me more, baby, come on!’ Throughout this whole movie we’re trudging through the jungle. So, of course, we’re sweating. I can’t tell you how much time is spent putting oil on my chest. And Evian. Spraying Evian bottles on my chest and my arms and my forehead, but mostly my chest. Just to look like I’m sweating. But your boobs don’t really sweat, cleavage doesn’t sweat. So it’s kind of funny. But Michael’s always telling the makeup artists that he’ll take over and do it. I. Frickin’. Love. Him.”
About Zac Efron, she says the following in a hurt but hopeful way: “We’re still friends. Who knows what the future will bring. We’re figuring this out.”
On talking to Quentin Tarantino at a post-Oscar party: “….probably after a few drinks I told him ‘We’ve gotta do soemthing together.’ … “Slowly, I’ve gained balls. I used to be very shy. Nothing has happened with Tarantino yet, but I definitely tried to plant my seed. Hopefully he won’t look back and think, ‘Oh my God. That crazy bitch.”
[From Details]
Wow, she really wants to crossover into more adult movies, right? Tarantino, Michael Caine, posing in her panties. I know I sound like an old fart, but isn’t there another way for a child star-turned-young lady to successfully crossover? How about some acting lessons, a few years off to work with some great charity, and then maybe come back without being so full of need and desperation?
Photos courtesy of Details - slideshow here. Additional pics by WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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she’s like the mila kunis’, younger, cheaper cousin from the other side of the tracks who was a sweet teen, but now is acting out with her trampy side to prove how much of a wo-man she is now.
or something like that.
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I agree, she needs to slow down, but I guess she’s getting offered opportunities and she’s taking them. Isn’t she also the new Candies model?
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Oh God, I know, my first thought was “pretty” and then I remembered how young she is. ARGH.
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I love the tapestry in the threads of Celebitchy. Today, the side by side of “naked needines and desperation” with a naughty “Craigslist Congressman” weaves a cloth that can be appreciated by only the few connaisseurs of the art form.
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We all saw her buck naked already all over the net.
It is hard to shave off that disney image but going hard core don’t do justice if you want to be taken seriously. If you can’t act or have no talent then the only thing you would do is take your clothes off (yeah that will always attract attention)
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@RHONYC, that’s pretty on target.
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she is not one of my favorites
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it sounds pretty much like the same name-dropping i(/a)llusions LL makes. the fact she’s still sober makes it even more tragic.
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She’s homely. About the face.
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She always looks dirty and greasy to me.
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She reminds me darkwing duck for some reason. Kaiser, ITA with your last paragraph.
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Is anyone else tired of all the panty/naked pictures? Not in a prudish way, it’s just skin overload. I’m tired of seeing everyone in their undies. MAKE SOME MOVIES and stop all the posing.
Wow I am bitchy this morning. Need more coffee…..
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Cliche, contrived and boring.
Vanessa,Miley,Amanda,Hayden,Emma,Ashley everygirl on the CW,almost every girl featured on Teen Vogue, every girl on the Disney channel
They all do the exact same thing.
I rather take Kristen, Juno, Ellen, Carey… They all have quirks and stand out from the lot.
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She comes across really fake and someone that SyFy would lap up to do those low budgeted movie roles. I really don’t get her appeal
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No thanks.
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Zac is getting movie offers, girl offers and Laker ticket offers from his BFF Leo. Vanessa is like, ok I’ll have my fun, pretending to be sexy and getting hit on by at least someone. No real prospects of movie projects or guys. ..poor little Disney girl.
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I wanted to ball up with embarassment when she dropped the f bomb. Uggh. I hope we don’t have to endure years of this one in the tabloids, getting caught with this guy, that woman, spotted swilling vodka and smoking marlboro reds. I hope she goes away quietly and tries to live a dangerously normal life not in front of the cameras. Between Britney, Miley, Christina, I can’t take another Disney babe gone bad. At this point it is so boring and cliche, or as Hilary Duff might say, “So yesterday.”
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Obviously the girl doesn’t have boobs if she thinks boobs don’t really sweat and cleavage doesn’t really sweat. My damned double-Ds tell me different when I exercise.
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Yeah let’s blame it on the too YOUNG to know any better tart who’s just doing what every other too young to know any better tart told her, not the letcherous old men who make these movie decisions based on how well these young women can “act”. Gimme a break.
This is what Hollywood has become and it is a sad Polanski filled shit hole full of directors who now flaunt the fact that they interview the likes of Meagan Fox by making her wash his car while he masterbates and aren’t even shameful enough to hide it when they leave their wife and kids for some slutted up tart with ambition.
Yeah, lets see what a few acting classes get her.
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She is pretty and has a nice body but her top lip kills me. She has natural duckface and she makes it worse!
“We really need to do something together” make it sound as if she’s on the same level as Tarantino.
My chest sweats when I work out and I don’t have boobs. Evian? Really? I realize they’re on location but get some freakin Sam’s Choice to waste!
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who is she? considering tarantino’s exquisite use of underrecognized actors, it could work… but i’m not feeling her vibe. oh that’s right! it’s evian mixed with desperation… ew.
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With you phat girl. It’s interesting hollywood in all their hypocrisy piles on doltish Sarah Palin(not that she doesn’t deserve it), but their heads are so far up each others rears they ignore their own greedy hypocrisy. I’m a guy and that first photo isn’t the slightest bit sexy – she looks like some poor desperate girl posing for some porno director that has promised her a shot at the big time. Details used to be a good mag, but that first photo is embarassingly pathetic.
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That explains the unearthly sheen she’s got. If you think cleavage doesn’t sweat, you’re not showering hard enough.
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Oh give her a break. She has a few movies coming out and wants to show her sexy side. She’s got a great little body! You guys act like showing it is a crime. I think her comments are just meant to be fun not taken so seriously.
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She look-a like a man in the first picture…
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I think she’s pretty.
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I thought the same thing, I’m a D cup and cleavage definitely sweats! Although, ou gotta spin it better. Don’t sweat, “glisten.” Lol.
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Previously I never thought she cute or pretty. Now I find her sexy
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She sounds vapid in the interview.
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She is so beautiful.
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