I know some of you hate when we cover anything involving the Kardashians, but I’d just like to state my stance once again: they are incredibly easy. They are easy to write about, they are easy to judge, they are easy to comment on, they are easy to hate. There’s a time and a place for complexity, and I enjoy the Kardashians for what they are: fluff. Not important, not ground-breaking, not iconic, not fashionable, not intelligent. They’re just mindless, tacky, amusing fluff who exist merely for our judgment, our derision, or our occasional “Khloe is my favorite” comments. With that in mind, here are some new photos of Kim, Kourtney and Scott partying in Las Vegas last night. I think Kim was hosting some Valentine’s Day party or something. So Kim put on her most unflattering waist-ruffled pink dress, jacked her face with toxins and walked the red carpet. I can’t even begin to list all of the wrong things about her appearance.
Now, look at Kourtney in her FEATHER CHOKER. Or is it a dickie? Or is it a feather Christmas tree skirt that Kourtney re-purposed and re-imagined? Kourtney has had so much junk done to her face, she looks like her mother. Exactly. Same age, same kat-face, same everything. I mean… who told these girls that they’re fashionable? Who told them that they can walk a red carpet like a fashion girl? Tacky, tacky, tacky. Oh, and Scott probably walked the red carpet fresh from his daily hooker-murder. YIKES.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Madame Tussaud’s called – they want their wax figure back, Kimmy!
I don’t think these people are real.
I honestly think they do not look too bad, Kim was not her best-as regards her make up and all that, she kinda had too much going on.. but her sister looked awesome(but for the feathers of course)
Scott scares me. He just looks like he’ll stab you any second. Kourtney used to be really pretty, now she looks plastic.
Their fame and popularity are the biggest mistery for me next to the Bermuda tringle.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
WHAT can I do to make these people go away? First born? Arm? Leg? WHATEVER IT TAKES MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE NO MORE!
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They dont look real, at all. Sad.
In case of an accident, I assume these Kardashians carry a card in their purse identifying their “botox type”. God knows, blood type won’t matter.
It must take them hours to put all that crap on their faces. Yuck.
Kim looks like she’s pushing 40! I can only imagine what she’ll look like when she is actually that age.
And Scott Dickhead? Look at those silly shoes he’s wearing! What a mess.
Kim’s hair looks like a nice wig
Kim’s face is really, really starting to skeeve me out with its alienness.
Why this aspiration to pursue Tranny aesthetics and that notion of the feminine ideal AS the feminine ideal?
Really. When I see women looking like Kardashian does now I always wonder if they have a dick. Seriously.
“Oh, and Scott probably walked the red carpet fresh from his daily hooker-murder.”
….A la Patrick Bateman?
That’s the whole vibe I get from this guy….Creeeeepy.
Kim used to be so pretty. She says she will never do botox again so what is she doing to her face? is it bad makeup? her lips look like they are so heavy and she has to pout to keep her mouth close. Kourtney still looks human.
Whoa.
Dragalicious baby 😉
Kim and normal don’t belong in the same sentence. Very plastic.
Whenever I see Kim I keep looking around for Barbie and Ken to jump out for a tea party.
Is there anything real on the Kadashians???
Good Lord!! Ease up on the makeup girls…you look like tramps. Oh wait…nvrmnd.
even my guy friends agree: kim k is ugly now
the wax figures almost look real
Given the amount of makeup she clearly owns, Kim should maybe think about using some of it to cover up those blue veins on her boobs.
I pose, therefore I am.
Question, can she ever close her mouth fully or is that little gap seriously permeant? Anyone?
After I found out that they have a church to hoard their money away in, I realized our country, and our tax code, is seriously flawed. I don’t blame them, but man, that Kriss Jenner is one sneaky piece. The only thing that makes me feel better about the Kardashians is that I know in 25 years we will be watching Real Housewives of Calabsas and these 3 bitches will be the stars.
Scary….they are such a joke.
Kim, the Joker called and he would like his face back. Yikes!
The thing that boggles my mind the most, even more than the WHY of their whole existence not to mention my awareness of their whole existence, is that KimK obviously thinks she looks good. She must think that what she is doing to herself is making her look better, hotter, sexier. What. The. EFF????? Does she not own a mirror? Someone, please explain this to me. How can someone be that deep in denial?
Those few hairs stringing down in Kim’s face remind me of someone wearing those Halloweeen costume wigs….they never look just right.
And who goes out with their tits half falling out of their dress…..oh yeah….nevermind, forgot who we were talking about.
Can Kourtney even move anything on her face or is her hair pulled too tight?
The most disturbing aspect of this whole mess is that Kim thinks she looks fabulous even tho her face is pulled & filled beyond recognition.
They have blow up dolls in Japan that look less plastic.
I agree w/what so many of you say. The truly shocking thing of it all is that Kim Kardashian actually thinks she looks good! That’s the mouth dropping thing of it all. To think that they actually believe they’re fashionable is oooofff!! Her huge ego does not allow her see the veins on her hard looking tits, her face dripping off, & ridiculous fake hair.
ugh !! now even Kourtney is messing with HER face… KHLOE please resist !!! what kills me too, is that these sisters (Kim, Kourtney, Khloe) are actually BEAUTIFUL without any face surgery. Seriously, they are (or were…) such beauties and they have not done themselves ANY favors with the facial surgeries.
they are incredibly easy. They are easy to write about, they are easy to judge, they are easy to comment on, they are easy to hate.
Yup, they are “just easy” that about sums it up.
Argh! Make it stop, make it stop! Kim and Kourtney used to be really pretty, but they have jacked with their faces too much and now look like all the other Hollyweird freaks. Scott looks like he is totally miserable, like he was forced into being there.
His shoes! omg…they put me in a hypnotic trance @_@
Somebody help me here…they are suppose to be fashionista????
I am confused
DRAG
QUEEN
lmao at these comments.
regarding Kim’s hair…she’s clearly wearing one of those hair pieces that attach to the back of your head, from about mid-scalp. if you look closely, you can see the difference in the color and the line of where it begins.
and never mind how long it takes to put that crap ON your face, can you imagine how long it takes to get OFF?!
Kim just looks like a big ol’ mess.
EDIT: “KILL IT WITH FIRE!” is perhaps the best comment I’ve ever read on a Kardassian thread.
kourtney is STUNNING!!!!!! makeup no makeup just naturally lovely…best looking woman on tv!!
These girls are trying to look like men right? They have to be. Ive never seen such drag queen makeup – even on drag queens!
WTF has Kim done to her face??!!!!!! OMG! She looks so scary!!!
She should have used foundation on her hideous fake boobs – all those gross veins-ewwwwwwwwww!
My male friends who used to think she was ok looking, some always thought she looked like a man, are saying she looks terrible and plastic now.
You know who I blame for the whole Kardashian overload? The mother, whatever she’s called (Kris… right?)
She’s responsible for unleashing her daughters on the public. The very definition of famewhore.
I’m baffled that these girls promote every product under the sun except the obvious one – MAKEUP. What brand do they spackle themselves with? Inquiring minds wanna know. That said, I actually like Kim’s dress although it looks ivory, not pink, on my screen. Someone please confirm that Kim is wearing a wig. Her part doesn’t look real to me and her natural hair isn’t that long, right? If it is a wig, it’s awesome and I want in honey blonde. Kourtney’s dress is too short IMO but overall, she looks cute. Agree with the first poster that all three belong in a wax museum.
Kourtney looks fabulous! Everything’s perfect.
So much hideousness.
Scott wishes he were Patrick Bateman. I don’t think Scott would know anything about a good business card.
Kim’s cheeks confuse me.
She is on her way to becoming the next Joan Van Ark and she’s barely 30!!!
The Queens on Rupaul’s Drag Race don’t wear this much damn makeup. They look like paint by numbers hookers.
They’re so pretty, Kim in particular, but I don’t understand why they insist on ruining it with Botox.
@Rita, if you ever start snarking on your own (as opposed to on CB) I will immediately become your most loyal reader. I just escaped Yahoo’s Shine section after trying to find a new haircut and needed to cleanse my palate. Thanks for yet another giggle!
Scott’s resemblence to Patrick Bateman can’t be highlighted enough. It’s disturbing. As for Kim that face is a Kat-astrophe! (already used? Oh well, too bad)
@rita- “botox type” bwaaahahahahaha
WTF is wrong with you chicks. Do you not have vein on your tits? The veins on her boobs are the only proof that Kim is actually real in these photos and not some wax doll.
I disagree that it is harmless. Worshiping narcissism and all that goes with it is harmful. Accepting it as normal more so. Teaching younger woman that this level of self adsorption will pay off in dividends is not a good idea.
There are so few decent role models today. This is beyond non damaging good fun. The matriarch is a prime example of a narcissistic mother living through her children and passing on her narcissism and materialistic ways.
That it was no big deal that her daughter sold a sex tape is proof this woman is vile. She reminds me of Kyle, Cathy and Kim Richards Vile mother big Cathy. Being known for a big fake ass and talking about it constantly brings us down to a level that is beyond superficial.
The sad thing is, Kim was actually naturally beautiful before she started messing around with her face. I don’t know who put these ideas in her head – her mother, an ex-boyfriend, whoever – but she never needed “help” with her looks.
All of the reasons you used to describe why you like to cover the Kardashians are the same reasons I like to watch Jersey Shore.
“Riley:
February 15th, 2011 at 3:33 pm After I found out that they have a church to hoard their money away in, I realized our country, and our tax code, is seriously flawed. I don’t blame them, but man, that Kriss Jenner is one sneaky piece.”
________
Yep, and LeAnn Rimes attends that church. Scary, huh?
the circus is in town again..yawn
I don’t think Kim even qualifies as human anymore. She’s pretty much 90% plastic by now.
I must confess though, I wonder if sex with Scott is good. It must be if Kourtney is still keeping him around. That’s usually why chicks keep the loser boyfriend. The sex is great.
Kim seriously looks like Michael Jackson… scary.
I just showed my husband the photo of Kim & asked him, “Wax figure or real Kardashian?” He voted wax figure…….
What has Kim done? She was a beauty. Most of the time I hate to see her, because you never know what weird thing she’s done to her face again and/or night or day her face is caked on with makeup and massive false eyelashes.
Kim needs to stop messing with her face!
Kim’s wig is ridiculous.
This trash doesn’t deserve to be in the presence of the amazing Black Keys.
God, can you imagine what her pillow must look like after she has sex?
Gross.
Brittany, how your mind works is terrifying…you know just what to say and make somebody go foetal. Nice!
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Yes, Kourt is starting to look exactly like Kris. And in that second pic, Kim is starting to look like Kimora Lee Simmons. YIKES!!!!!!!
i am just going to say it plainly, kim has f*cked her face up. damn shame because she used to be stunning.
What ticks me off about Kim is that she really is a GORGEOUS girl. But she is ruining her skin by wearing soooo much makeup. Makeup will age you really quickly. I personally think Kourtney is prettier but she is starting to wear a lot of makeup as well. Such a shame.
i agree with those that dont see the fame here.. i dont think their reality show has any form of entertainment other then being really good whiners..
also kims veins in her boobs makes her look pregnant.
Talk about stuffing 10 pounds of s**t into a one-pound bag. That dress was made for an A-cup!
Kim has pretty hair.
Although I feel I must ask…is it real?
I have to say I laud someone, who shuts up enough, changes enough for the sake of her own and the family fortune (and let’s face it, Kim’s the meal ticket; hey, so was Henry VIII), has learned from the likes of Paris H. and rubbed the whole cult of personality into the faces of the public. Kim is on her way to becoming iconic of what we love and hate about celebrity. I live in London. I think the new “Tower of London” in our celebrity-crazed world is the tenuous hold on popularity through blogs, websites and gutter press (Fleet street keeping it real).
She’s going the way of Jocelyn Wildenstein the original cat lady.
while the main pic was loading, the eyes and top half of Kim’s face looked just like Kat VonD. they must see the same doctor!!
Women nowadays want to look perfect and somehow they all look the same. Fresh out of the factory. Flaws or what we call flaws are our identity. It is what separate us from the next person. If we where meant to all look the same mother nature would have made that happen already. Although it is fun to make fun of their emptiness, it is also sad. That someone can feel so incomplete within that they need to change their outside to feel the empty hole.
Dude reminds me of the Christian Bale character in American psycho. something is just off about that boy. Kim is quickly morphing into that Wildenstein woman.
The worst thing about her new face are her lips. There was nothing wrong with her lips before now they look awful. Then she has the nerve to say the changes in her lips are due to the flu. How long is she going to have the flu?
Kourtney is pretty but she has on too much make-up.
They would have to be the only women in this world that plastic surgery cannot help.
The freakshows of the 19th century have given way to fake-ebrities like the Kardashians and the Snookis of this world.
Did Kourtney stand all night? That dress was not designed to sit in.
That picture of Kourtney and Scott creeps the hell out of me.
OUCH – it looks like it hurts for them to breathe and or talk!
They look like the freaking Addams Family. Good God. Halloween on Valentines Day. Kim used to be quite pretty, only a couple of years ago.
Kim looks like exactly what she is: a total trash. Kourtney looks like a “geisha” with that make up of hers – just needs to wear a geisha dress. That would fit better to her personality for sticking up with her dog, Scott.
lol eww kim. Why do you lie?
@tango
Scott Dickhead-I love that!
“Given the amount of makeup she clearly owns, Kim should maybe think about using some of it to cover up those blue veins on her boobs.”
And the stretch marks too.
Wasn’t Kim the one who was swearing she never did anything to her lips? (among the other things)..
Well look at her now. Those lips are HIDEOUS.
actually, to me, KIM made herself into her mother-their faces are the same in some of the pictures.
i just feel sorry for kourtney, i think her self-respect is totally ruined by living with kim and kris-she finished college (the only one of them who did that), she is semi-smart…and then, back home, her prostitute sister sells sex and plastic and gets adoration.
ah, who cares anyway…
Kim is slowly morphing into an Asian blow up doll. With veiny boobs.
And who is looking after Mason Dixon?
Daily hooker- murder.,..lmfao!!
kim looks 50+ trying to look 40+
ew.
kim’s face is pulled up so tightly that she looks like she’s hanging upside down. kind of like a bat.
my apologies to bats everywhere.
Jeez. Her skin looks pulled so tight that it’d hurt. She really *was* naturally beautiful before she started all this crap.
Girlfriend is walking in the “Bride of Wildenstein”‘s footsteps. -> http://tinyurl.com/2bfma2l . They have to have some pretty severe body dismorphia disorder. They’re going to the wrong kind of doctor. They should be seeing a therapist, not a cosmetic surgeon.
Fake everything on them. So sad, they used to be so pretty. Wiped out their ethnicity.
Kourtney looks just like Kris, and Kim is now unspeakable. You can clearly see the wig line halfway back, her face is a wreck and they both need to stop seeing the plastic surgeon. I wonder if there is any hope to go back to semi-normal if you stop messing with all the injectables???
Someone interviewing Elton John asked about Kim, LOL
Sir Elton went off like “who is she?”
some talentless TART?? I have no thoughts about her…he went on to talk about the media now days.
why would I care?? he was insulted that they asked him about this trash!
that interview was soooo good!!
Tiffany – “Fake everything on them. So sad, they used to be so pretty. Wiped out their ethnicity.”
You know, I’ve noticed that a lot more lately, too. I was so disappointed when I found out both Halle Berry & Beyonce had nose jobs to accomplish the same thing, some media’s ‘ideal’, which generally means ‘white’ features.
They were gorgeous the way they were. So many claim to be proud of their ethnicity (& consider themselves beautiful), but then turn around & alter said features entirely to appear of another ethnicity, as though *that* is the standard of beauty.
Excellen Marjalane Excellent – how we could go with that I botox, therefore I am; I spackle therefore I am, etc.
Scott is the weirdest. WTF? why does he dress like a hooker-killer ALL THE TIME?
She doesn’t even look like a cat person anymore. She looks like the Changeling people from Star Trek who can only roughly approximate human features.
Kim’s dress would have looked nice on someone else…her bust just cannot fit in it. It looked like a poor attempt to try and conceal it, and the result was making the dress look ill-fitting.
I think Kim just has on too much make-up making her look like a drag queen. Her lips, however looked like they had been pumped up.
Kourtney looks great but I hate when she has her hair like that. I wish she would have a side part when putting it up. I cant hate on Scott, because he always dresses with mad swag. Love it!
A few things:
1. Kim = the darker Joan Rivers. Get a refund hunnie.
2. Kim is the epitome of a fame whore..is a whore to gain fame.
3. they both need a fire hose to get the makeup off
4. a link of kim sans makep…much better http://www.fununzip.com/kim-kardashian-without-makeup/
5. Scott= The true inspiration for Kanye’s dbag song
@Emma, wow, she is so much prettier without the makeup. Although she definitely had a nose job, among other things.
Please give it rest with this family!
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kim looks like she is thinking “i am the hottest bitch and every woman is so jealous of me…”
scott dickhead looks like a conceited asshole and he is going to kill someone
kourtney is drenched in foundation especially around her nose, and her red lips are really over the top, she looks like a vain bitch
kim looks like she is thinking “i am the hottest bi***and every woman is so jealous of me…”
scott dickhead looks like a conceited a**hole and he is going to kill someone
kourtney is drenched in foundation especially around her nose, and her red lips are really over the top, she looks like a vain bi***, im fed up with this fraud family, especially since they will earn $ 40 million in 3 years
kim looks like she is thinking “i am the hottest bi***and every woman is so jealous of me…”
scott dickhead looks like a conceited a**hole and he is going to kill someone
kourtney is drenched in foundation especially around her nose, and her red lips make over makeover really over the top, she looks like a vain bi***, im fed up with this fraud money greedy sly family, especially since they are earning $ 40 million in 3 years, they are not humans, they are sex objects, they don’t WORK
kim looks like she is thinking “i am the hottest bi***and every woman is so jealous of me…”
scott dickhead looks like a conceited a**hole and he is going to kill someone
kourtney is drenched in foundation especially around her nose, and her red lips make over makeover really over the top, she looks like a vain bi***, im fed up with this fraud money greedy sly family, especially since they are earning $ 40 million in 3 years, they are not humans, they are sex objects, they don’t WORK
the little sister looks like a troll she’s mean if i would have talked to my mom like that ,oh boy look out .and my mom never hit us she just had to give us a look ,so shame on you Kourtney,be kinder to your mom and Scott why does he even stay with you .he looks better then you all !and very good father .your very lucky .and Kim bka big head your a joke enjoy i have people to watch and we just can’t anymore ,and get married you lil troll what’s wrong with you ,i thank your a little crazy ,as much as you say you can’t stand your mom you act just like her ,run Bruce and spend time with your boys if it’s not too late you have given all with those crazy girls not ndell Not Kilie but the rest of the crazy Kris bread ,I do love larmar stop calling him Lam sounds like a lil bitch hes a basketball player .Kloe i love the way you treat him .but please let him be a man all we here is baby ,Lam stop already .and let Rob live his life it’s not always about what makes you happy .I love lamar has a lil bro now but stay out of it , and if you think the honeymoon faves won’t go away that’s a joke he’s already too tired for you .get ready that’s just men you can tell he loves you ,ok crazy woman is going now ,But really kloe get rid of that Malika she tries way too hard to be like you and watch your man becaus she want’s to be you and i heard somethings about that so keep your eye on her ,the ones that are close to you will hurt you first and i don’t mean family