This morning, Dina “Mother Crackhead” Lohan went on Good Morning America to play her now standard-issue Crackhead Denial Game. I swear, you could just cut and paste the quotes from this piece with all of the other interviews Dina has done about Crackhead Junior over the past few years. The video is below, and here there are some highlight quotes after the video:
Dina Lohan‘s advice for Charlie Sheen: “Just get help….Lindsay took his advice and she gave him advice as well…just get help, you know. He’s been in the business a lot longer than my daughter and he’s from Hollywood.”
Dina on Lindsay: “She‘s matured considerably.” and “[She faces] a lifelong struggle with addiction. I believe [that Lindsay doesn't drink anymore], and I think it’s gonna be a lifelong struggle with addiction. But I think she’s gonna be okay.”
Lindsay is struggling: “She’s a young girl struggling. You know, she’s not perfect. … She’s learning as she goes, but she’s learning under a microscope, so I can’t even imagine how that is.”
Dina Lohan said she could “absolutely not” imagine her daughter being a thief.
Dina on her own struggles: “I can’t always fight what they’re saying or thinking of me. And I’m — I’m certainly not that person. So when people say, ‘Oh, she’s living off her children or her kids, or we’re all in this business.’ I grew up in this business. That’s what I know.”
Dina describes herself as “a lifelong entertainer.”
Dina on how she always knew her daughter was a crackhead: “I knew early on, I just didn’t tell anyone about it. It was a personal situation…I saw it visually, what was happening. You know, I’m around my children. I was around Lindsay a lot, and I saw what was happening. I grabbed the bull by the horns and tried to get her help immediately.”
On Lindsay’s first rehab stay, in 2007: “You know, you have to be ready as an individual. It’s not just gonna’ happen. You have to hit your own bottom,” she said.
On the media: “I never thought it would be this — the media would be so crazy. I really never thought it would get to this level,” said Dina Lohan. “It’s been really hard on my family, harder than anything.”
And finally: “I really think Lindsay was at a maturation level that she now understands what she needs to get from it. And she grasps that.”
[From ABC News]
Yeah, so mature. Lindsay is totally fine now, right? Oh, wait. She spent the night with Samantha Ronson after they went clubbing. And I’m totally sure they were both completely sober. Sure. Because as a “lifelong entertainer” Dina’s professional opinion is that Lindsay is totally fine. Of course.
Also – notice how many times (in the video) that Dina says Lindsay is a “child” or a “little girl” or talks about how young Lindsay is. Bitch, your daughter has been a crackhead for like SEVEN YEARS. Stop treating all of this like it’s some youthful indiscretion!!!
Written by Kaiser
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