“Jesse James is writing a memoir, of course” links

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Jesse James is selling out Sandra Bullock in a tell-all memoir. [LaineyGossip]
Sarah Drew… FEATHERS. [Go Fug Yourself]
Joseph Gordon Levitt shirtless. It‘s not really good, per se. [Pajiba]
Poor Ashley Greene. She‘s trying so hard to make this happen. [Dlisted]
Who is Summer Glau? Doesn‘t that sound like a disease? [Yeeeah]
Padma Lakshmi in a bikini. [Pop Sugar]
Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini. She looks… good. [Celebuzz]
Did Lindsay Lohan book a job? [Evil Beet]
Vanessa Hudgens is the new Ashley Greene. [I’m Not Obsessed]
A loaf of bread that looks like a dog, or a dog that looks like a loaf? [The Frisky]
Joel McHale quits standup to spend more time with his kids. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Michelangelo’s take on George Clooney. [Agent Bedhead]
Taylor Lautner wishes Matthew Morrison would just ask him out. [A Socialite Life]
John Travolta without his wig!!! [Crazy Days and Nights]
Mila Kunis & James Franco headed to Oz? [PopEater]
Charlie Sheen‘s porn star got an abortion. [Radar]
I don‘t think Isla Fisher looks good in red. [ICYDK]
Cameron Diaz‘s crazy arms. [Celebslam]

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  1. mln76 says:

    Just when I think he couldn’t be more of a pig he does something that makes me want to scream PIG, PIG ,PIG.
    Poor Sandy.

  2. Rita says:

    A memoir? “I got this tatoo in 1987 and this one in 1993″. How is that going to sell?

  3. Lin99 says:

    He looked so happy with Sandra….not so much in pics with Kat, he blew it big time!

  4. KJ says:

    Ugh, poor Sandy. I just read that column of Lainey’s, and she makes a very good point. Maybe she did know, or maybe we just hate that falling for a shitty douche/being dicked over by a loved one can happen to ANYONE, even someone as seemingly wonderful as Sandra Bullock.

  5. brin says:

    @Rita….we are thinking alike again! I was thinking he could tatoo his story on his forehead and no one would care.

  6. Crash2GO2 says:

    Joseph Gordon Levitt was totally channeling Heath Ledger from 10 Things I Hate About You. And it was hot.

    EDIT: Dayam, how come Gwynnie looks so good in a bikini?! Not fair!

  7. guesty says:

    there is no way sandy didn’t know everything there was to know about this fool. (recent blind item re: pics & a tape) howevs, with that said…it’s not as if he’s a trustworthy, believable or reliable source either.

    the fact that she was with someone with those beliefs says alot about her character imo.

    hopefully, her adopted baby was not on any level damage control.

  8. Quest says:

    Hey, why the f*ck not? If Bristol can do it then why the hell can’t he? I prefer to read about his tatoo agony than Palin’s DWTS tramas (smirk)

  9. someone says:

    Oh Great…he gets to tell us in his own words, what a douche bag he is….I’ll certainly run out and buy it..(eye roll)

  10. Cherry Rose says:

    Kat Von D actually used to be pretty, before she f-cked up her face.

    And Jesse…get a freaking life. With everything that you do, you just come off as a bigger douche.

  11. K-MAC says:

    GAWD!!! really? this ass again??? Man, I thought he could not get any worse, apparently I was wrong. This man needs to shut up. I think he knows he f*cked up and now he is STILL trying to make himself out to look like he was the one who was wronged somehow

  12. Kaboom says:

    Yeeah is probably looking to get burnt to the ground by both upset Browncoats and Terminator:TSCC fanboys by way of pretending not to know Summer Glau.

  13. REALIST says:

    Blaaarf! What could that bottom feeder write that anyone would want to read about?…

  14. Jayna says:

    He digs his grave deeper and deeper in the court of public opinion.

  15. merry says:

    Request for Kaiser:
    There’s been a lot of buzz here in Italy about the new miniseries on the Knox/Kercher case, could you make a minipost on that? I understand there was some controversy about the killing scene, did they erase it?

  16. sarah says:

    what a stupid piece of shit. LOW LIFE.

  17. Aria says:

    Goopy’s body is amazing! Good 4 her.

  18. MrsOdie2 says:

    Listen, I like Sandra Bullock as much as the next gal, but do you really believe she had NO idea what he was really like? That he was leading some sort of double life? I don’t mean the cheating part. I’m sure that blindsided her (pun intended). But she KNEW her husband was a racist, white-trash dirtbag. Some part of that must have turned her on.

    In other news, Jesse James can READ???

  19. StrawberryGirl says:

    Gwyneth has a rockin’ bod! Of course if I had her bank account, so would I!

  20. lachica says:

    if i were him i too would be pissed that my ex got off scot-free while everyone thinks i am a Nazi. bring on the dirt! lol

  21. ladycj says:

    I agree you you MrsOdie2, I think Sandra knew everything,including his cheating. Now I think Jesse is gross but I think his book will show a different side of America’s sweetheart. The older I get I’m realizing that no one is pure in Hollywood (or anywhere else) and everything is dependent on how good your publicity team is.

  22. mln76 says:

    @MrsOldie2 I think you could be right however she still doesn’t deserve this playing out so publicly. The thing I hope is that she doesn’t share any of the same beliefs or lack of judgement he did for Louis’ sake.

  23. Dea says:

    Who wants to read his memoir, seriously?

  24. Bobby the K says:

    She knew what he is like and bought into it.

  25. Dana M says:

    About Sandy B. : Maybe she did know and thought she could “fix” him (and his children). Who hasnt been in this position at some point?

    About Goopy: she has a nice figure.

  26. Marjalane says:

    I said right from the start that Sandra Bullock must have a little bit more of a dark side than was publicly known. I’m not saying she’s a “bad person”; Most people are a mixture of good and bad, but there’s no way she was with him all those years and didn’t have a clue what she was married to! Plus, the first thing I thought of when I saw that blind about the tapes, etc. was “hey that’s as good a reason as any to put your head down and keep your mouth shut about the whole stinking thing.” It’ll be interesting to see what he has to say- I have a very healthy suspicion when one party is painted as a saint and the other is a (surprise!) dirtbag. Doesn’t usually happen that way.

  27. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    What a douchebag

  28. FatJenny LovesBurgers says:

    You know what? I’m okay with Jesse writing his book. After all, he’s been dumped and his reputation has been ruined. What more does he have to lose? He might as well tell his side of the story….and you know that book is gonna sell.

  29. lacy says:

    Finally. Bring it on, Jesse, bring it on! Snort….

  30. KsGirl says:

    I was born and then I grew up.

    I like girls with tattoos and white skin and stuff. I can fix bikes. I also like money and being famous and pretending I don’t like being famous.

    So I married this super famous chick. But she didn’t have any tattoos. So I cheated on her.

    Now my gf has tattoos.

    The End.

  31. Cherry Rose says:

    There is the possibility that Sandra truly did not know about Jesse’s Nazi memoribilia and the other stuff. I myself have dated guys, that only towards the end of our relationship or when it was over, that I learned about sides of them that were never revealed in the relationship. If Jesse was able to hide his cheating from Sandra, which isn’t easy to begin with, I can believe that he was able to hide everything else from her.

    On the other side, there might be a possibility that Sandra did see that side of him, but he either lied about it to her and told her it was nothing to worry about and she believed that, or she decided not to delve any deeper, because she preferred not knowing about that side of him, or she just put up with it, because she thought he would change over time or that she could change him.

    In my case, I believe that if someone really wants to hide something from someone, that it can be hidden. But for how long, is the question.

  32. Camille says:

    JJ is an a**hole.

    Cameron’s arms gross me out. I said on a thread the other day that ARoid has a type, and it looks like Cameron is conforming to it.
    Wonder if those 2 will get married? Cameron seems to be doing all that she can to keep this one.

  33. JenJen says:

    @merry yes, Meredith Kercher’s and Amanda Knox’s families did not approve of the scene so it was cut at the last minute. Thanks for reminding me it is on tonight- at 9 on Lifetime, everybody.

  34. Hautie says:

    Jesse James is just like Chris Brown.

    They never got it.

    They displayed extremely bad behavior to the women, who had loved them.

    And all the b*ll shit talking & anger management classes will not erase straight up horrible personal behavior.

    Because neither one of them are remotely sorry for their actions. At all.

    They are only sorry for them self and their bank accounts.

    And I am tired of hearing both of them whining. How the women are to blame for the cheating and the physical beatings.

    And does James really think he will get booked on the big network shows to hock a book talking sh*t about Bullock?

  35. Hmmm says:

    I see JJ is sticking to his Grand Plan- Revenge and Chaos Forever (unless he’s distracted by some other target). There’s nothing worse than a psychopath scorned. I mean, nothing.

    @MrsOdie2,

    His type are adept at having a depraved secret life, while all the while coming across as absolutely sincere and pure. He is a conman, IMO.

  36. Maggs says:

    Kat probably talked him into writing it because she is tired of hearing about Sandra. It is sad that people will buy his book because there disgusting pigs like him and see nothing wrong with that sort of behavior. A part of Jesse has to hate Sandra to humiliate her the way he has/will if he tells PRIVATE things about their marriage. If he was so unhappy I still don’t understand why he did not just file for divorce. Again, that is why I feel he hates/has grudge against Sandra.

  37. DetRiotgirl says:

    While I would never pay for a book by Jesse James as I would never want to support him in any way, I have to admit that I might sort of want to read some of this. Actually, no. But, I would want to read the highlights on celebitchy.

    The thing I’m really looking forward to though, is when Kat and Jesse eventually break up. If he really does stick to the plan of ending the book by talking about how wonderful Kat is, I will greatly look forward to watching him try to back track out of that when she leaves him. Ah, I can just see it now…

    Jesse will be on nightline, or 20/20, or what have you, and the interview will go something like this:

    Jesse: Yeah, well when I said 2010 was the best year of my life, what I really meant was that I hated myself. That should have been obvious when I started tweeting Selena lyrics and trying to write stuff about love in whatever language it is they speak in Mexico. I mean, I didn’t even know what I was saying. It was like I just poured my dreams into google chrome’s instant translator and let it tear my life apart.

    Interviewer: So, do you have anything to say about your ex wife?

    Jesse: Yeah, Karla was a great girl. Oh wait, what? Wrong wife? Oh, yeah. So, Janine was a great girl. Huh? OH, right! SANDRA was a great- WHAT? I got married a fourth time? Who are we talking about? Oh, RIGHT! Kat Von D is a great girl! Crap. I thought we were going to use teleprompters for this thing.

    Interviewer: My mistake. I should have been more specific. So, are you seeing anyone new these days?

    Jesse: Yeah, well, like my exes have really made it hard for me out there on the dating scene. So, for now, I just kind of took this blow up doll and paper mâchéd her with some of my favorite Sunday comics.

    Interviewer: I see. Well, that’s very creative.

    Jesse: Yeah, that’s good old fashioned American craftmanship. I’m really kind of trying to bring that back.

    *interviewer signs off, roll credits*

  38. Bill Hicks is God says:

    I know he won’t title it “I Fucked Up Large,” because that’s way to obvious and he’s far too stupid to get it.

  39. lucy2 says:

    I agree with your post, Hautie.

    It’s a shame he’s rehashing all this publicly. Haven’t his kids been through enough?

  40. Disbelieving says:

    Agree with Cherry Rose. I was in the same boat. Some men are really good at hiding their true selves.

  41. Stella says:

    I have to wonder, as Lainey posited, didn’t he have to sign a confidentiality clause as part to their divorce?

    I think fairly high of Sandra. She’s had interesting taste in men when you look at her history. I prefer not to speculate on how much she knew about James’ dalliance’s. I’m sure if he reveals much, she’ll take the high road. She’s got great reps, people to shield her and family that cares.

    James, on the other hand, is just a d-bag with no self-respect or care for his children.

    Can you hear KVD now, “Jesse, really this getting ridiculous, it’s taking away from our time together and my show, make-up line, tattoo’s, yada yada…”

    I’ve always thought Von D was an okay business woman but she has proven that she’ll throw anyone under the bus even if it’s to prove her “authority.”

    JJ and VD- perfect match…She’ll dump him while he’s cheating on her.

    I’m sick of hearing of both.

  42. angela says:

    Why are Bullock’s fans so scared? Scared to know that “little Miss Goody Two Shoes” isnt really so good after all? Dont forget she acts for a living.

  43. DSMR says:

    Jesse strikes me as a whiner with the personality of a stool, yeah that kind. IMO his memoir chapters 1-4 would read:

    “Jesse weld metal, fire good…. mmm.
    “Jesse like pretty food… take many pic–tures…mmm.”
    “Jesse like crazy woman, tattoo’s good… mmm.”
    “Jesse no like smart woman…arrrrh.. bad! The end.”

    :)

  44. Ron says:

    Title: Crabs: How I brought them into my marital bed one ho at a time.

  45. Bobby the K says:

    The guy exudes creepiness. This isn’t someone with a secret life as some have suggested.
    Sandra i expect has always been such a straight edge that she could never accept her dark side, the Jungian shadow stuff.
    “When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate.”

    Many women like her are attracted to ‘bad boys’ and many end up in shock to find out they are in fact bad.

  46. sickofit says:

    @rita and all you other ghostwriters of JJs life novel: thanx, you made me lmao