Charlie Sheen’s insane party with MLB all stars, wants to move ex wives nearby

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I really don’t know where to begin with the Charlie Sheen stories, so I’ll open with some that speak to his state of mind. Do you remember how Charlie was working on creating a porn star “family”/army by setting up a bunch of high paid hookers in a rented mansion adjacent to his estate? Well it seems that Charlie is moving forward with plan “B,” which involves moving his actual family, i.e. two of his ex wives and his kids with each of them, nearby. Charlie is probably hoping they’ll be a calming influence on him, which worked so well when Denise Richards and his daughters were across the hall when he locked a hooker in the closet at the Plaza. Charlie has reportedly offered to pay moving and living expenses for both Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards so that they’ll all live in his neighborhood with his kids. According to Radar, Brooke Mueller has already accepted. Denise is a more sensible type and is probably waiting anxiously for the other shoe to inevitably shatter.

Meanwhile Charlie is gunning to make a threequel to Major League (he thinks the last Major League 3 doesn’t count). Instead of inviting a bunch of porn stars to come over to his house, he invited a bunch of famous MLB all stars. I don’t follow sports or baseball at and even I’ve heard of some of the dudes that partied at Charlie’s House, including Lenny Dykstra, San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian “The Beard” Wilson, Kenny Lofton, Todd Zeile, and Eddie Murray. Charlie flew them in on his private jet but it’s unclear whether they were paid half as well as some of the hookers he’s employed recently.

The most vocal hooker from Charlie’s last set (that we know of), told Radar that she had a recent abortion, her fourth, and that it could have been Charlie’s since the condom kept failing. She think it’s some unnamed A-list actor, though, who she can’t mention due to a confidentiality clause. It’s likely she has no idea who got her pregnant. She told Radar that her career ambitions include “multiple sugar daddies” so she’s not beholden to any single one of the guys who pays her to wait around to f*ck them.

Oh and Charlie is already back to work and has a trashy new girlfriend/smoking buddy. If she’s as skilled at keeping her mouth shut as his last two wives, he might just marry her. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him do it again.

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  1. Matt says:

    When your behaviour starts to
    make Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards seem sane, it’s time to put down the crack pipe.

  2. santacruz says:

    This guy has really ‘lost the plot.’

  3. lisa says:

    He looks more and more like an old man. His body is falling apart..I saw an old episode of his show and it is easy to see the damage his life choices are doing to him..

  4. brin says:

    This guy is beyond trainwreck…how about 2 and a half plagues?

  5. becki626 says:

    How long has it been since Charlie has been in a Major Motion Picture that has done well? And now is the time to dive back in? Using the Major League franchise for the jump-off? Those pesky CBS execs meddling in his personal life.
    He’s gonna show them!
    NOT.

  6. guesty says:

    creepy. hope they don’t try & spin it into some type of reality show. ew.

  7. lin234 says:

    I can’t believe he’s the highest paid actor on tv right now for a mediocre show that has the same jokes and storyline over and over again.

    Anyways, considering how much the show costs to produce and Charlie’s ‘problems’ to put mildly, his ex’s better start saving because with the way he spends money…

  8. DiannSteph says:

    Ewww, was he ever really good looking? Ever?

  9. Ruby says:

    Got nothing against Sheen or his lifestyle. He is a grown man, it’s something I wouldn’t do and it’s his choice. But the point is when will he stop that god awful show.

  10. Jane says:

    @Ruby, you have nothing against the fact that he’s abused and beaten his ex wives and girlfriends while high?

  11. original kate says:

    please never put up that photo of charlie in bed. never ever.

  12. MarenGermany says:

    everybody who´s ever been with charlie is a drug abuser themselve.
    brookes eyes always give me the chills. god, they are land maps.
    sometimes when i see a photo of her -its like a car accident- i just cant look away.

  13. Moreaces says:

    @ Orginal Kate
    please never put up that photo of charlie in bed. never ever.

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    I feel like I need a nice long hot bath, just looking at it. I agree

  14. peachthief says:

    I got crabs just reading this story.

  15. Cherry Rose says:

    That picture of Charlie in bed looks like he just let out a nice big fart.

  16. Becky says:

    I wonder if he has untreated bipolar disorder and is in a manic phase.

  17. serena says:

    He’s such a douche.

    Ohoh really it doesn’t surprise me that Brook Muller accepted it right away. She’s in such a desperate state and I don’t really believe she is taking care of her children, she’s too cooked-up to do so.

    On the other hand, I believe Denise Richards is a good mom, not a famewhore-ass but she can keep her daughters away from scandals and has always taken good care of them for what we know. So I hope she wont move next to her ex-crackedhead-husband.