Lindsay Lohan has a cracked-out hearing today & the judge wants her in jail


Lindsay Lohan has a cracked-out hearing today. She’s appearing before a new judge today, Judge Keith Schwartz, and I honestly can’t remember if this hearing if for the theft or if it’s just for her old probation issues. I think it’s just for her probation, although TMZ reports that the cracked-out jewelry heist will play a part in the negotiations. That’s right, there are negotiations going on – apparently the DA, Lindsay’s nemesis, Danette Meyers is offering Lindsay a plea that would involve jail time plus three years felony probation. Lindsay and her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley are all “The Crackhead must NEVER go to jail!!”

The judge who will determine Lindsay Lohan’s fate in the probation and grand theft cases will be the middleman in plea negotiations today between Lindsay and the prosecutor … and sources connected with the case tell TMZ … the judge thinks Lindsay should do time.

Lindsay will appear today before Judge Keith L. Schwartz, and sources connected with the case tell TMZ that during the hearing prosecutor Danette Meyers will present Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, with a formal offer to plea bargain the case.

Sources tell us Meyers has already told Holley any deal will include significant jail time … but Lindsay steadfastly refuses to accept a plea that involves time behind bars.

Sources connected with the case tell us Judge Schwartz will propose that Lindsay accept jail time for the probation violation and three years felony probation for the grand theft case. But here’s the BIG problem with that — if Lindsay gets in trouble during the probationary period, she’ll go to state prison.

We’re told Holley has not seen the surveillance video yet, but Meyers will present her with her very own CD tomorrow — before the hearing.

If Lindsay doesn’t accept a plea, the judge will set a date for a preliminary hearing.

[From TMZ]

I don’t know what to think. I’m beyond hoping that Lindsay will go to jail for any serious amount of time, although I do find myself having a smidgeon of hope that there will be some stunning sentence handed down that will make the crack tears flow like tequila shots on Cinco de Lohan (5pm any weekday).

Meanwhile, People Magazine is even calling Lindsay out on her crack-BS, noting how often Lindsay has been partying over the past week:

Explanations? Or excuses? Through Twitter, Lindsay Lohan has issued disclaimers when the paparazzi have caught her out in the wee hours at – or near – clubs. Just what she’s been doing post-rehab is important since the actress, 24, needs to put her best face forward in her ongoing court appearances for her grand theft case, stemming from the $2,500 necklace she’s accused of stealing.

Already on probation in a DUI case, the last thing Lohan needs is for the judge to see her as an unreformed party girl. A violation of her probation could send her back to jail.

Lohan’s nocturnal activities began on Grammy night when she attended a Nivea bash in Beverly Hills. “She didn’t stay long at all, but the party started late at night,” a source tells PEOPLE. Lohan was next spotted leaving Hollywood’s Roosevelt Hotel with Samantha Ronson after midnight Thursday.

She later Tweeted, “I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend. i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation.”

Then on Friday night, Lohan hit up an NBA All Star party at Station Hollywood where a source says, “She arrived on the late side with an entourage of six.”

The next night, Saturday, Lohan took in a show at Hollywood’s Hotel Café where her pal Ferras performed. After getting photographed again, she wasted no time Tweeting why she was out and about.

“Went to see my friend @ohferras perform and was talking to a future costar – just to be bombarded by paparazzi,” Lohan wrote. “So much for being normal – im now winded and headed home.”

The purpose of Lohan’s hearing Wednesday is to see if the theft case can be settled with a plea deal. The L.A. County Probation Department is expected to submit a report on Lohan’s probation status. If a plea cannot be reached, a new court date will be set.

Lohan’s mom Dina, sister Ali, and brother Michael Jr. have recently flown into Los Angeles, reportedly to be by her side for the court appearance.

“Lindsay wants her mom here because she is a bit bored,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She is also nervous about court this week because her lawyer can’t guarantee that she won’t have to do jail time.”

[From People]

Oh, Crackhead Junior is BORED. Let’s try to mix things up, shall we? Also: is anyone else slightly disturbed with the idea that Michael Junior and Ali had to fly into LA for the court appearance? There are several things wrong with that. First of all, I didn’t know Ali wasn’t living in LA. She lives in NY? She’s like, 15 or 16, right? And Dina is always in LA – so who is taking care of Ali? And you never hear about Michael Junior. You know that boy is screwed up. I mean, you just know it. Also: why are this collection of crackheads only have family reunions in courthouses? Ugh. Poor Ali.




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  1. krissy says:

    I love how she tweets about “talking to a future costar” – does she really think she is still tricking us into thinking she is getting any work?

  2. brin says:

    Dina is supervising Cracky’s courthouse ensemble (no more tighty whitey dresses). What else does Ali have to do…I mean besides go to school?

  3. Sarah says:

    You know what will happen to Lindsay? ABSOLUTELY F*CKING NOTHING! She will continue to get away with whatever she wants. She will continue walking around like an entitled bitch.

  4. Sisi says:

    As a European I dont know a lot about sentencing in the USA: if someone (say… Lindsay) has a felony probation and commits a misdemeanor, does that mean jailtime? Because the past tells us she commits those more often than felonies.

  5. Roma says:

    I’m not a bad person – I’m really not – but the thought of LL going to jail fills me with a sense of glee.

    I’m trying not to get my hopes up but I so want this to happen.

  6. Jazz says:

    Wonder what wildly inappropriate thing she’ll wear to court this time? Bet she and White Oprah are getting their lips pumped as we type!

  7. Syko says:

    I feel exactly the same, Roma, I can almost salivate at the thought of Lilo in general population, getting to know Big Bertha.

  8. Rita says:

    Lilo’s back and just like that other “time of the month” she arrives with the same aggrevation.

  9. Isabel says:

    You know, if she’s so bored, she could explore millions of other ways to spend her time.

    If I were her, I’d hit up the spa. Daily. Can’t get in trouble for massages and facials.

    Then I’d eat at restaurants. Lots of different restaurants. During human hours.

    Then I’d go to the beach.

    WTF, can I have her time and resources? I’ll handle this shit for her.

  10. guesty says:

    more live cnn coverage. can’t wait. *eyeroll*

  11. devilgirl says:

    I wonder what whore dress she’ll be parading around in today.

  12. hmmmm says:

    Dina admitted she knew Lindsay had a drug problem at the same time she let Ali live with her. Why isn’t she being charged with child endangerment?

  13. NayNay says:


    I am with you. It would be nice if this self entitled little brat would finally be held accountable for her actions, but I highly that that will happen.

  14. meg says:

    Wow- just noticed how much Dina looks like my crazy ex-boss…has Dina ever held down a 9-5 job??

  15. Marie says:

    LMAO @ Rita…I am not even wasting my time today with the live coverage. Nothing will happen to crackhead until she kills someone, if then. I will cross my fingers for some good ole fashion justice but I do not see it happening.

  16. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Jail. I think she’s going to jail this time.

  17. Hautie says:

    I hate being teased. She is never going to jail.

    As much as Lohan needed to go to jail wayyyy back when she car jacked that Tahoe. Sending her to jail over that piddly ass necklace is just insane.

    (I am still baffled how anyone could get over 100.00 for a simple ugly gold chain.)

    Geez, Paris Hilton got caught with a baggie full of coke… and she managed to get her hand slapped. So if Lohan ends up in jail over the necklace… I will be stunned.

    Though I am looking forward to see what kinda of hooker outfit she shows up in today. Lets hope she remembers to wear a bra and panties this time!

  18. Marjalane says:

    Obviously I’ve missed something along the way- is Cracky having to take random drug tests? Or is she wearing the ankle bracelet? It’s kind of hard to imagine her not partaking at all these parties. Although I do appreciate how “winded” she became and needed to go home. I think I read that this is the first time White Oprah has made it out to L.A. since Cracky left Betty Ford. I guess White “O” likes to be near the Today Show studios just in case they need a quote.

  19. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @Roma & Syko, lol! Couldn’t agree more ;)

  20. Riley says:

    I’m not so sure about Michael Jr. I think he graduated from college and spent most of his time there and tried to distant himself from the craziness of his family. I think Dina likes to use him because she can push him out front and say, “See, I raised my son to be normal. He graduated from college and he works a normal middle class job. I am not trying to fame whore all of my children.” But then I could be very wrong. He is a Lohan afterall.

  21. Jacq says:

    Is everyone forgetting Cody? He’s younger than Ali…

  22. Diane says:

    I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about this. Please, please, please lock her up.

  23. mln76 says:

    She is so not worth the time I took to read the article. I want this little crackhead to go to jail but I have almost given up hope. Please god let this judge have the balls to do it.

  24. Quest says:

    Different day but same old tricks… it will be a glorious day indeed if LL goes to the slammer. Hopefully she would share a soap with some chic called ‘Pootie’

  25. ThatBoyLuke says:

    I feel bad for all the Lohan kids (including Lindsay) yes she needs to sort her act out and take her share of responsibility but if Dina had been a real mother instead of dropping her daughter in LA alone as a minor then this would all have been preventable.

  26. Liana says:

    Because the past tells us she commits those more often than felonies.


    She just gets her felonies knocked down to misdemeanors.

  27. trollydolly says:

    What does Dina Lohan live on? Does she have a job? Lindsay has no income from acting, so where’s does momager’s cashflow come from?

  28. hellen says:

    Still can’t believe she is ONLY 24. She looks like a hard-bitten 40. Of course, so does White Oprah.

  29. dahlia1947 says:

    All these reports about her sound the same. She is most likely not going to go to jail, so I think we can all stop reading about her for a while.

    I just can’t believe how far she’s fallen. It’s really sad.

  30. original kate says:

    more crack tears, more whore dresses, more vienna sausage lips, more orange streaky skin. this never changes.

  31. Cherry Rose says:

    Actually, Lindsay did get a movie role. Something about celebrities who can’t handle fame or whatnot. Not sure how big of a role it is though.

    And if she gets another Get Out of Jail Free Card, I’m going to be majorly pissed, but that’s probably what’s going to happen.

  32. flourpot says:

    I agree, verbatim, with Sarah.

  33. lucy2 says:

    I’ll be surprised if she actually gets jail time for this one, I bet her lawyer will be promising everything under the sun to keep her out, but here’s the thing – she CAN’T stay out of trouble for 3 months, let alone 3 years. So whatever deal she makes, you know she will once again break it. Especially if she continues to live her life the same way, hang out in the same place, and with the same people.

  34. Devon says:

    Hmm…no Innocent in these comments yet. Oh, right! That’s because Innocent is at the courthouse with her crackhead daughter!

    Please oh please god of jails, cocaine, vodka & crack shenanigans send this trollop to jail! Let her have fun with Large Marge & Busty Bertha!

  35. Dolly Llamma says:

    Way to kick someone when they are already down! I’m not a Lindsey fan, but I love how people are like sheep and jump on the bandwagon to bully someone. As if there aren’t enough problems in the world. I’m sure all of you on this panel have something you aren’t proud of. Get off your high horse. I do believe she is trying to turn her life around. Addiction takes months if not years to recover from and it’s sad and pathetic to see people take advantage of someone at their lowest point. I feel bad for her. There are so many evil people out there ready to pounce on a person at their weakest moment. This is no different.

  36. neinfatty says:

    If Linds needs some work maybe she can help Dina with the beaver dam she’s building. One more surgery and Dina’s name will legally be changed to Bucky.

  37. Str8Shooter says:

    ‘Take the key and lock her up, lock her up, lock her up’…

    My Fair Cracky!

  38. serena says:

    I think the Lohan’s boys are to only one who can be saved. They seems just normal, not famedouche, or anything, just living their life.
    And it’s sad that they reunite just in court.. for a child and a teenager to see that much, it’s terrible.

    And really, who the fuck is with Ali?

  39. Lady D says:

    “Take advantage of someone at their lowest point.” Do you have any idea how incredibly pissed Liho would be to hear you describe her that way? She’s on top of the world baby, everybody loves her, wants to be her, is just jellus of her, etc. etc. etc.
    As for “jumping on the bandwagon to bully,” wanting to see someone treated just like you or me or anyone else on this board is not bullying.
    By the way LOL, how is she trying to turn her life around? Is it by going to clubs late at night? Stealing? Alcohol abuse while in rehab?… I just realized this list could be endless.

  40. Twinkle says:

    @ Llamma
    This site is for making fun of celebs such as Lilo. Who has sympathy for her? When she gets out of LA, I’ll stop being a judgemental bitch. Til then, she doesn’t deserve any of my sympathy.
    If you don’t like it, maybe you should find your celeb gossip else where…