Paris Hilton on her weight gain: “now I’m a normal weight”

Paris Hilton
We’ve kind of ignored Paris Hilton for a while, but now that the Kardashian girls are all over the place I have to say I kind of miss her squinty bird face. She’s really quite harmless when compared to the alternative, and I kind of miss the halcyon days of Paris’ ubiquity. Paris has gained some weight recently, sparking pregnancy rumors. She’s cleared that up with the news that she’s on a 3,500 calorie a day bodybuilding diet thanks to the influence of her boyfriend/maybe fiance, Cy Waits. In a new interview with OK! Magazine, she says that she keeps active and that she’s now “a normal weight.” Paris is slightly growing on me. (No pun intended.) She’s respectful and appropriately-dressed in her court appearances, she’s relatively low-key with her famewhoring lately, and she looks really good and healthy with her recent weight gain. What the hell is wrong with me? (Note that I wrote all that before looking at any pictures of her. Once I saw her I came back to reality.)

On her weight:
“I was underweight. Now I’m a normal weight. [Cy and I] go on jogs every morning.”

On her friendship with Nicole Richie
Paris says she and Nicole Richie are still in touch. “We’ll always be close.”

On her Kim Kardashian feud
“I’ve never had a problem with her and she hasn’t with me… I wish her the best.”

On having children someday
“I think that’s the meaning of life, having your own children. I can’t wait for that day. I look forward to experiencing that love and close bond. I’m in an incredible relationship…”

Does this relationship feel different
“Yes. I’ve never met a man so loyal or ever felt so comfortable or safe with someone. With him, I know that I have nothing ever to worry about. I trust him with my life.”

Do you want to have a large family?
“Definitely. Family is really important to me, I’m so close with all of my family. I hope to be fortunate enough to be blessed with lots of children.”

[From OK! Magazine, print edition, March 7, 2011]

Paris has a new reality show coming on Oxygen, The World According to Paris, and I think she’ll soon find that people don’t really care. Her fame piqued in 2007. She might be more likeable now but that doesn’t translate into interest in whatever project she’s taking on. At least she’s setting a better example now that she’s off the coke (presumably) and isn’t a stick insect. Maybe this guy is the one for her though. He got her to eat something. He does look like a douche, but so is she.

Paris is shown on 2/18 outside the Late Show. Credit: PRPhotos. She’s also shown on 2/18 with Cy. Credit: Fame

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  1. mikey says:

    wow. she looks great! i meeeeean i was never a big fan of hers, but she does look good. & i totally agree with the whole kkk kardashian clad. so sick of their faces. come back paris!

  2. Eve says:

    Kaiser, I was actually shocked while reading your positive take on this toxic waste…but once you came back to your senses by the end of the post, I breathed with relief.

    And *BARFS* at the picture of her and that Scott Peterson look-alike.

    EDIT:

    My utter despise for her comes from the fact that she was the one who opened the doors for the likes of Kim Kardashian, now all of these celebrity wannabes know that all they have to do in order to be famous is releasing…oops!, I mean accidentally having their sex tapes leaked on the internet, which eventually can land them a reality show deal. The biggest irony is that she’s been overshadowed by those who followed her lead.

  3. clorismetchum says:

    you know, i always liked her. yes, she’s bit of a slut, but i saw a lot of my younger self in her, and truth be told, i was a bit disappointed when my oldest daughter didn’t turn out as pretty as her. i’ll watch the show, but when is she coming out with another album? laugh if you want, but that was a good CD! i was just poppin’ it to “stars are blind” last friday!

  4. devilgirl says:

    I don’t dislike her like I do Lohan or the Kartrashians. I am not a fan, but there are others I find to be more loathsome.

  5. sharylmj says:

    She has a good heart and considering her upbringing she seems pretty down to earth. This boyfriend seems to be a good fit. I hope it’s a healthy relationship.

  6. rightgrrl says:

    girl must finally be laying off the adderall!!!

  7. Jayna says:

    She’s a skank. But I’ve always thought she was stunning and great legs.

    Does this guy even have a job now? How is he supporting himself? She always says this guy is the real deal, over and over, until the next one. But she’s 30 and must be tired of moving from guy to guy. I’m sure she will marry this one.

  8. tmbg says:

    She’s getting to look more cheap as time goes on. Before the light blonde suited her, but now something just looks Playboy-ish. Maybe it’s the length.

    Kaiser, you’re just feeling more charitable because she hasn’t been leeching into the news feed like toxins from Love Canal lately. All she needs is another scandal and you’ll feel more like yourself.

  9. carrie says:

    honestly,she looks good

  10. Brittney says:

    I’m still so upset that I took a picture of her with Adrian Grenier in Vegas and didn’t even know she was there. The way she’s posing in the picture, she obviously thought I had followed her into the casino to get her picture, and she was mugging accordingly. I wasn’t following her, I was following Adrian!! In person, she’s just any other generic blonde, especially in Vegas!!

    *Hangs head.*

    After smelling the quality of her weed in the bathroom the next day, though, I have to say I might just be a fan.

  11. annie says:

    @cloris- I hope your daughter doesn’t read that comment-Sheesh!

  12. danielle says:

    Y’all are delusional. She was the horrible, useless Lohan of her day. She makes the Kardashians seem intelligent. You forget how bad it was at the time.

  13. Estella says:

    How soon doth we forget. Paris Hilton is a convicted criminal. She and her current boyfriend are also known coke whores. I completely disagree with the comment, “She’s really quite harmless when compared to the alternative…” Paris is a parasite. And the only reason she has put on weight is that she is (hopefully) off the cocaine.

  14. guesty says:

    i actually felt bad for her for a quick second when they hauled her ass off in that popo car. smh right? right. but she was crying so hard & was so scared.

    but anyhoo this reminds me…last summer i happened to meet someone who was a friend of her dad. small world. 🙂

  15. Nikster says:

    Damn, Cloris. That’s a horrible thing to say.

  16. PrettyTarheel says:

    The coverage has been seriously dialed back on Paris, and when compared to Lindsey Lohan, and the KKK (Kris Kardashian Klan), she’s tolerable in a vapid, valtrexy way. It’s only in that context, though.

    By the way: Cloris… Everytime I read a post of yours that mentions your kids, it’s an eye opener. Either you’re murdering one to get to Tom Cruise, or they aren’t as pretty as Paris Hilton. That’s an interesting take on motherhood.

  17. Rita says:

    @brittney

    “After smelling the quality of her weed in the bathroom the next day,”

    Wow, when you stalk someone you don’t mess around….unless you were talking about her other weed.

  18. Roma says:

    She does look great!

    Coke completely kills the appetite so I don’t believe there is any way she could be doing it with any regularity and gain that weight. I do believe she’s (mostly) clean.

    And I felt sorry for her crying in the cop car too but her follow up killed the sympathy. If she’s changing I’d like to see a “I lied my ass off” to Larry King statement but I guess eating a sandwich here and there is a start.

  19. lola lola3 says:

    oh CB, it was SO nice to have a Paris break. Can we go back to that now? Pretty please?

  20. Eve says:

    Oh, noticed only now the post was written by Celebitchy. My bad.

  21. Anonandonandon says:

    Why do people keep throwing money and praise towards this worthless piece of $hit? She’s been caught using racial slurs, did time for driving under the influence and been recently busted for cocaine possession. Other than that, she’s unintelligent, uncharismatic, untalented, untruthful and looks like a man in drag. Why has this garbage been in the spotlight for the last 10 years? Is this what young girls are supposed to aspire to become?

  22. kimberly says:

    21. Because the headline was weight not her integrity . . .

    as for her saying the meaning of life is to have your own children?

    Well it’s still nice to see that she’s still not the brightest crayon in the pack

    some things won’t change, but
    she looks better now than she did 5 years ago

  23. GeekChic says:

    @cloris, your comment is sad on so many levels.

    Paris is definitely lower-key than she used to be, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a useless waste of space. I just about gagged when I saw her preparing to devour her boyfriend’s face. Ugh.

  24. Kim says:

    Ill take back the days of Paris in limelight over the tranny fame whore Kardashian sisters anyday. At least Paris is cute.

    She isnt a brain surgeon but she never claimed to be. She put out there what the public wanted from her – a Barbie doll socialite clubbing it up. She had no problem with her image. Others had the problem.

    Paris is like realty TV if you dont like the fluff dont watch it but alot of people like to turn off their brains and live vicariously through these types of women. No harm no foul-its a personal choice.

  25. Cha Cha Loca says:

    Looks like the same boney skank whore to me.

  26. Liana says:

    she’s harmless? She was the most toxic of them all. Vicious nasty woman.

  27. Circe says:

    Ehn. I don’t like her but she looks quite good in those pictures. Plus she gets a few points extra for being in Veronica Mars.

  28. Kim says:

    A little extra weight doesn’t equal not doing coke. She’s exercising, getting a little older and her metabolism isn’t what it was 10 years ago.
    Also, I think she can come across as a smidge more likable than the rest of the ho’s, because she knows when to turn on the sweetie pie charm. The problem is nobody’s fooled anymore.

  29. InVain says:

    Love, love, love her dress in that last pic. Could do without the fur wrap.

    Either way, she looks like she could be the WORST KISSER EVER.

  30. melinda says:

    She is looking much better. I would take her over the Kardashian sisters in a heart beat! I cannot stand looking at those women and their jacked tranny faces talking about bikini bodies anymore.

  31. willynilly says:

    Weight gainer or just new boobs?

  32. Rio says:

    @ CB

    Her fame PEAKED in 2007. “Pique” is “to stimulate”. Although it also means “to irritate”, so it’s close!

  33. flourpot says:

    She looks exactly like that other blonde who got all the work done and is married to some guy named Spencer. Her names eluding me. Carbon copies.

  34. Mari says:

    She is still on the coke. Unless she has the strongest will on the planet that’s something you don’t just “quit”. She only got better at hiding it.

  35. aenflex says:

    She went as far as to say she was thin, too thin before, so I really give her respect for that comment. Cause she was. Still a useless plug, tho. But getting closer to perhaps an honest, useless tuft of blonde.

  36. Majosha says:

    I thought this turd had finally been flushed for good. Guess I was wrong. Barf.

  37. lucy2 says:

    Totally agree Liana. People seem to be at their worst when BFFs with her, and I still think she’s disgusting and worthless. Just because someone equally awful comes along (Lohan, Kardashian) doesn’t make her any better.

    It may sound horribly mean, but that photo of her crying like a sad clown in the back of the cop car is still one of my faves.

  38. whitedaisy says:

    Seriously? If I never see another post with a Hilton family member it will be too soon.
    Vapid waste of oxygen.

  39. Decemberist15 says:

    She’s an idiot. In one of those videos from her storage locker incident she says AND I quote “I do it up the butt for coke”.

    If that’s not a coke whore forever, I don’t know what is.

  40. Caity says:

    3500 calories a day! That is insanity!

  41. Blaze says:

    I agree that Paris is much more tolerable than Kim K. Here are some reasons why:

    – She seemed to own her slutty party girl ways, unlike Kim, who wants us to believe shes oh-so-innocent-and classy

    -No desperate mother constantly pimping her out; Paris was a freelance whore, if you will

    -Once Paris became famous, her siblings and parents did not become just as famous as she, despite them being just as useless

    -Paris was more fun and interesting to watch-she had more personality than Kim K ever will, and I know that’s an incredibly easy feat to accomplish but for the sake of this post, just go with it

    -After a few years of fame there was a HUGE backlash against Paris(understandably so), while after a few years of Kim K’s fame, she gets invites to the SAG awards, and interviews Elizabeth Taylor

  42. devilgirl says:

    @Cloris- I don’t even understand the comment ” I was disappointed that my oldest daughter didn’t turn out as pretty as her” What does one have to do with the other? Did you birth Paris? Are you related? I mean your post makes no sense whatsoever.

    Am I missing something?

    Hope she (your daughter) isn’t a reader of the site, or aware of your utter disappointment in her looks. *eyeroll*

  43. DrM says:

    The pic of Paris and Cy kissing totally reminds me of Kath and Kell on the Aussie version of Kath and Kim…UGH! LOL

  44. lacy says:

    Sounds like Paris has grown up and figured out the purpose for her life. To find a man that you feel safe with and can entrust your life to is pretty monumental. Good luck to her and her man.

  45. LBeees says:

    She looks like Nikky in that first photo. Pretty!

    Good for her, a little higher weight will help keep her young (and her brain functioning… our brains are totes fat, so if you never eat any….)

  46. Cherry Rose says:

    I wouldn’t mind Paris making a comeback, if only to topple down the Kardashian empire.

  47. Lola7 says:

    @ clorismetchum, as a Mother myself, I find your comment truly shocking. Just for the record, I think my daughter is the most beautiful child on the planet – no one could ever make me think otherwise. I could never even bring myself to say such thing. Wow.

    Who is using my name Lola? And why is my comment “awaiting moderation”? lol…

  48. TXCinderella says:

    When you get arrested for and stop doing coke you tend to gain weight.

  49. maggiegrace says:

    Cloris, you’re a sick person and a poor excuse for a mother.

    I don’t like PH, always think she looks trashy despite all of her $$, but I’ve always thought she was beautiful. HEr weight gain looks grreat – I think she looks more like Nicky now, which is funny because Nicky is a bean pole.

  50. Cakes says:

    She looks great! Im loving the wonky plus 2’s shes rockin in the last pic! HA!

  51. Shazza says:

    Wow, Oxygen is giving her a show too? I was already disgusted by all the ads for Aubrey O’Day’s show! Between these 2 and that horrendous Bad Girls Club, Oxygen has really hit rock bottom!

  52. ERM says:

    Sounds like most people have selective amnesia! She was really bad, mean-spirited, shallow, etc. About as bad as the K’s and I would love for them to go away. Paris has not received as much media so let’s leave it that way!

  53. Feebee says:

    Ha ha, how desperate is she to realise she’s lost her ‘it’ status and has decided to gain weight at an attempt to gain some sort of relevancy? Me thinks quite desperate.

    She looks better and healthier but I don’t need a long memory to know of her shallow, vapid, narcissistic inside.

  54. Liana says:

    Am I the only one who read clorismetchum’s comment as being sarcastic and facetious? Or did I give her too much credit?

    And I still maintain that Paris is far more vile than the Kardashians.

  55. Mary says:

    She looks more now like her sister Nicky
    with a blond wig and a bird beak nose.
    But Paris does look better with more of a fuller body. Imagine her really filler out..like a hot vavoom. Maybe she can start the trend pencil skinny is out, and a formed voluptous womans body is in. And stays in. Then all the crazy diets bs can plug it.

  56. april says:

    i doubt she is eating 3500 cals a day everyday. she would be bigger than that. well, i guess if she is exercising a lot more than average people, maybe not. whatever.

  57. hatsumomo says:

    Im surprised Celebitchy didnt cover the story when her birthday cake was stolen last week by some kid who crashed her birthday party. It was pretty funny.

  58. JenJen says:

    Isn’t 5 or 6 months like a record for Paris? He’s the real thing for this week, they all are.

  59. jane16 says:

    Why does she still wear those goofy blue contacts? She should try wearing her hair darker and her natural eye color.

  60. Isa says:

    If she really is eating that many calories a day, then I think she was naturally very thin. Of course the coke didn’t help.
    She’s always kind of looked like she has marfan syndrome to me.

  61. Hakura says:

    Never thought I’d see the day when Paris was the lesser of two evils. I know I’d rather see a story about her than the Kardashians.

    Admittedly, she does look much healthier in these pictures.

  62. nnn says:

    I remembered when Paris went to jail crying in front of the camera for whole the world to see and it was all over the news.

    Then she got prematurally released then was picked up again, got busted again and put back to jail in a comic wordly breaking news while her fans were praying for her soul.

    She is a bimbo like KK but at least, she was comical without even trying while KK is just boring, trying to get a new virginty and cloning herself multiple times through her sisters to make us suffer even longer as we have 5 more chances to be exposed to the kardashian circus.

  63. Smiley says:

    So she ditched the coke and figured a fat ass works for Kardashian, why not her?

  64. Nash says:

    Cloris really ?! Paris is not even pretty!!!

    And even though the Kardashians are a huge annoyance I’d rather see them than Paris. She was (and perhaps still is) mean spirited.

  65. Shay says:

    It doesn’t matter what weight she is. She is a vacuous idiot.

  66. slim27 says:

    lol @ cloris….do you just say stuff to get people to talk? I do believe you just like to hear people when they are upset! Lol! Whatever @ paris…who cares! Maybe ii should start eating 4000 calories a day, nothing seems to make me add any weight.

  67. Toe says:

    I prefer her than the K’s. She can have a bird nose, but it’s natural, not super fake face like the K’s. She looks great with the added pads. She could’ve been mean spirited, but she was young, like all of us were (i’m still young looking) 🙂

  68. original kate says:

    i actually forgot about paris. sadly, i have been reminded.

  69. TNA says:

    Meh she looks good and healthy. That’s all it really matters. That’s all we should care. Her coke business or stupid past is none of our business.

  70. dep says:

    The meaning of life is not down to people who may or may not (or never) exist yet. Insensitive and shallow comment.

  71. AC says:

    @ Cloris – if your post was supposed to be a joke, then I find it funny. If not, then it’s pretty pathetic.

    And I don’t get the praise for this vapid, racist, ignorant woman…I mean so what if she gained some weight, now she’s a tad more likeable and relatable now?

    Um, no.

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  73. Virginia says:

    I am jealous of them all. Look at the money they have made. Here I am barely living and can only dream of their looks, style and the money.

    Give all of them a break. Everyone makes mistakes. There’s was make public for you to see, because of the fame they were blessed with.

  74. This country is hilarious.

  75. Amerie says:

    Paris looks hot now! seriously she looks good!!!