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- What’s Madonna doing to that guitar? Oh and she falls on her ass at the end. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Can you feel the love between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? [DListed]
- Blind item about male diva: this has got to be Diddy [Lainey Gossip]
- Celebrity nose jobs: before and after [Bild]
- Sarah Palin put Tina Fey on mute [popeater]
- What is Janet Jackson doing? [Bossip]
- Mischa Barton boob slip [Celebslam]
- What is wrong with Lindsay Lohan’s face? [yeeeah]
- Sex & The City prequel books are coming [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Renee Zellweger at the “Appaloosa” LA Premiere [Bastardly]
- Eva Mendes in Berlin [ICYDK]
- Josh Brolin wants to do what with his dad? [Agent Bedhead]
- I really didn’t need to see this: Gwyneth Paltrow working out [Huffington Post]
- Mila Kunis shows her assets [The Blemish]
- Guess the celebrity camel toe [CityRag]
- John Edwards sucks [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Jessica Alba with baby Honor in a sling [PopSugar]
- Daisy Lowe is leotarded [IDLYITW]
- The Donald thinks Obama should have picked Hillary [Evil Beet]
- Amanda Peet and her adorable daughter [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Jennifer Lopez goes shopping in St. Tropez, France [Just Jared]
- Diablo Cody goes back to stripping [Best Week Ever]
- Gary Coleman gets sued [Rhymes with Snitch]
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22 Responses to ““What is Madonna doing to that guitar?” Links”
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Not too sure I’m excited about the SATC book series coming up. They’re ruining a good thing.
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I just cannot take Madonna seriously with that guitar-as-fashion-accessory. And humping it into the speaker cabinet? From her, that’s just embarrassing. Awesome light show, however. And whatever she’s had done to her face looks good. But leave the feedback/fucking antics to the young whipper snappers please.
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I know what’s wrong with Lindsay Lohan’s face. It belongs to Lindsay Lohan.
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Two things:
1. Yeah, what IS (mad)onna doing to that guitar?
2. Wow, whether it’s diddy or kanye or whoever else in that blind item, just wow. Anyone that full of themselves needs to be beat down. I like what Diva said. THAT would be AWESOME and, I agree, completely worth getting fired over.
I have a feeling that there are a lot more celebs that have that “I’m so much better than you, you don’t deserve to look me in the eye.” attitude. I just can’t believe how far the person in the blind item goes to avoid contact with the “little people”. So stupid.
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Diva: That would be so much fun. I’m sure Diddy’s gutless underneath and wouldn’t know how to handle someone ignoring his rules. And his staff couldn’t do anything but yell, because if they laid one finger on you it’d be law suit territory. Yep, it would be a lovely slice of anarchy, indeed.
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Madonna is so massively lame.
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Madonna is a tool, too bad her fans don’t see it.
Does anyone know if Lainey ever reveals her blind items? Half of her blind items are tame and could be any celeb.
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LMAO when Vadge falls on her ass at the end, priceless
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Ugh, Gwyneth Paltrow is so conceited!
Btw, that is NOT Diablo Cody on the pole. Cody has more tattoos than that woman, notably one on the upper thigh that this woman lacks. Plus she wears her hair differently at the moment.
And that video was strange: soothing and hypnotic in a gross kind of way. Not because I don’t like what she’s doing on that pole, but because her muscles just show way too much and those heels are fugly and ridiculous. -
So, is Madonna supposed to be simulating an orgasm there? She looks like she’s trying to walk across the deck of a pitching ship. God, poor Guy Ritchie.
And her running around the stage with a guitar pretending to be a musician? Only slightly less geeky than running around a garage with a light saber pretending to be a jedi. Wait, maybe it is geekier.
I’m just surprised that all of Madge’s flying monkeys who appear screeching that she’s a genius and an icon every time she’s insulted on a blog haven’t shown up this time. Maybe even they can’t defend this spectacle.
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Looks like she’s rubbing it against the amp/speaker. She looks lame.
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What’s with the white top hat? I’m sure “Life Ain’t NO Cabaret” for her family. Does Madge think she’s Marlene Dietrich or something? Madonna has all the warmth of an armoire.
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awwww… she’s trying to pretend she’s a real musician now- isn’t that cute !!
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Ugh. Is the blind item really Diddy? I *never* get Lainey’s blind items - did anyone figure out that weird one about “blowing” second chances?
I thought for sure it was Aniston, but Lainey said no.
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Madonna, what a true freak of nature! You may have all the money in the world but you don’t have what it takes to be an actress! Move on Madonna and let your do anything to get rich teach your children something about what not to do to get where you are today!
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That stripper was amazing! The shoes scared me though and her muscles.
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that blind item guy has truly traveled back in time to the era of emperors. too bad he’s not actually a mandate from heaven or leading giant armies into battle. he just makes some music.
it is so weird that celebrities are so rich for being of so little real value.and furthermore, how does his staff/driver/et al justify to themselves fulfilling such ridiculous requests?
i know they gotta make a living, but seriously? how do you sleep at night? -
As if madona would know how to play guitare, hahaha ha !
Looks like a dog humping an old stick of wood. -
Just saw the janet jackson post. She is sick.
1 or 2 things about the pole dancing
1) it’s not diablo cody, she doesn’t have her harm tatoo
2) this is not sexy, but very athetic. I say Bravo
3) by the way, girl, benjii olympics are over, sorry you are late -
ok, that girl on the pole was awesome. if she were on a scarf dangling from the ceiling it would be cirque de soliel! madonna is so laughable…why does she think she matters anymore? so lame. and also? shut up, gwyneth.
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Yep, that blind item has Diddy written all over it. Diddy or Kanye.
I swear to GOD, if I were employed by a hotel he was at, I would proudly and happily LOSE MY JOB just to stand in the corridor and stare him directly in the eye as he passed, lol. Then I’d say, “Yeah? What are YOU looking at???” lmao Pink slip, sure, but SO worth it!
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