Michael Lohan calls Samantha “disgusting,” loves Joe Francis

Nary a day goes by without a significant Michael Lohan rant. I’m not sure if he has OK! and x17 on the email equivalent of speed dial, but the man seems utterly incapable of keeping his opinions to himself. Or just doing what the rest of us do and not call the press. Doesn’t seem that hard, does it? NOT doing something is generally easier than doing something.

But stopping and evaluating a situation from any viewpoint other than his own is sort of impossible for the holiest of Lohans. Which is why he felt the need to e-pen quite the diatribe about Samantha Ronson, then send it off to X17. It’s 657 words and 11 paragraphs long, and pretty much every part has something ridiculous or inflammatory. I tried to pick the best ones, but it was pretty hard.

After spending a week in LA, doing charity work and meeting people who want to make positive difference in other peoples lives, only to hear what some of these very people have to say about Samantha Ronson I was sickened. But, then to read the recent article in In Touch magazine, which only corroborated what I heard, I am compelled to state my concerns about the effect Samantha is having on my daughter.

First, it was me for speaking out against Samantha after I was in a deep conversation with Lindsay, only to have Samantha in the background enticing Lindsay to get off the phone with me.. Then my own ex wife expressed such sincere concern that I felt we had to intervene. Now, Joe Francis is attacked for speaking out about Samantha, when he too cares about Lindsay and is concerned about Samantha’s effect on Lindsay.

Joe Francis is a good person and even a better businessman. He wasn’t a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors top his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because Samantha wasn’t around. Sounds familiar with regard to me as well !!!!

There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what’s with this ….”person”??? Look at the way she “dresses”? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).

I heard and know more about Samantha than you can imagine. Yet, while I haven’t exposed her, I know that God will. He will weed her out of Lindsay’s life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place in her heart and mind that God wants and she belongs. Hopefully, without Samantha causing more damage than she already has.

[From X17]

Michael ends his diatribe by ordering Samantha or anyone else who has something to say to him to say it to his face. Even though he’s talking to her through X17. Sounds logical.

So Samantha Ronson is evil and dangerous but Joe Francis is awesome and caring and concerned? Oh, and a good businessman for taking videos of underage girls baring their boobs. This from the holier-than-thou man of God.

As much as it mortified me when my mom didn’t like my friends, I now appreciate that she’s just extremely passive aggressive about it. Rarely does she call TMZ. I can’t imagine what it must be like to know that at any moment your parent may go off and talk shit about you to the tabloid press. Even when you’ve cut off all communication with him in hopes that you won’t give him any new ammunition. Rarely do I feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan. I mean she’s Lindsay Lohan – I could go on a thirty minute diatribe about all the reasons not to feel sorry for her. But you’ve got to feel sympathy when you think about her parents, and the bullshit she still has to deal with from them.

Header image: Michael Lohan is shown on Robertson Blvd on 9/12/08. Credit: WENN. Samantha Ronson is shown DJing in Las Vegas on 9/14/08. Credit: Robert Kenney / PR Photos. Images below are of Sam and Lindsay shopping on 8/21/08 and at Sam’s twin Charlotte Ronson’s fashion show on 9/6/08. Credit: WENN

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  1. geekazoid says:

    She isn’t a looker but her personality must be fantastic if someone like Lohan can find happiness with her. What’s wrong with that? In my opnion, nothing. But looking from her fathers POV too one can understand his anger is he right to be angry, yes as well. To him and MANY ther in society in general it’s wrong. What’s the conclusion? TOLERANCE and ACCEPTANCE or there is always going to be clashing.

  2. geronimo says:

    Blah. Bigotry on top of all the other shite that comes out of his rancid mouth. What an irredeemable cock.

    Lovely pic of Sam, top left.

  3. Alecto says:

    If Lindsy would’ve turned out normal it would’ve been a miracle. Can’t wait to see what kinda train wreck Ali is going to be. :D

  4. RAN says:

    He’s an a@@. I’m sure it’s a hard situation to get used to for such a holier than thou jerk, but seriously…which situation would you rather get used to? Daughter is a druggie, slut, bad mouthed by everyone in Hollywood for her lack of professionalism, etc.. or… She’s a lesbian (or bisexual). C’mon – as a parent it’s not a difficult decision. I’d want my kid to be happy and if he were any kind of decent parent or human being, he would want the same.

  5. Lara says:

    IMO Samantha Ronson is the prettier one but she hides it with strange haircuts and hideous 80′s Rock DJ outfits.
    As for Michael Lohan, what a f’ing loser. Can’t the gossip blogs just stop writing anything about him? That’ll hurt him the most.

  6. vdantev says:

    Douches of a feather flock together, Micheal.

  7. Embee says:

    Wow Sam looks so cute in that white top with her hands cupping Lindsay’s face! Just lovely.

  8. Syko says:

    I think Sam is every bit as attractive as Lindsay, there’s something sort of cute about her.

    I can’t believe this man. Up until this diatribe, I’ve found him only mildly irritating, and now I find him reprehensible. Before Sam, his daughter was drunk half the time, screwing strangers in stairwells, kidnapping people and endangering their lives, wrecking cars, and generally being a danger to herself and others. Since Sam, none of that. The girls seem happy, he needs to leave them alone.

  9. Kate says:

    Omg.What Samantha has done to deserve this?Wow.Maybe it time she walks away?She is being heavily attacked.And why?Most people who know her talk the best about her.She always seem calm and very mature/Yeah she is unconventional but come on.No wonder Lindsay seems so messed up.And no wonder she will probably end up doing drugs again.

  10. anony says:

    Who CARES what Samantha looks like? Way to teach values, asshole! And the way he says ‘this…person’ is juvenile. I skimmed but just saw ‘Joe Francis is a good person’. Didn’t he rape someone? Jesus. This man is mentally ill.

    And wasn’t Lohan in jail for fraud? Some financial scam? That disqualifies him from talking about pretty much anyone. Samantha ever been thrown in jail like Francis or Lohan? Yeah, no.

    He’s a loon. And a bigoted one at that.

  11. CiCi says:

    um. sexual orientation, clothing style aside – i totally believe there is another side to Samantha that probably isn’t great. I mean, a year ago we all were talking about this skag selling Lindsay out to the the paps for money and now she’s some sort of saint responsible for saving her? k.

  12. Kaiser says:

    It’s like the forces of darkness (Francis, Daddy Lohan) are joining together for the Apocalypse. 8O

  13. Carrie says:

    What is wrong with this guy?? He is praising a smut peddler and calling Joe Francis a good person. So being that Michael Lohan believes he is this holy found God, born again person, in his opinion God frowns on lesbians and gays. But according to his logic God smiles down at smut peddlers as long as they are good people. Michael Lohan is one twisted person. Honestly the more he opens his mouth the more I understand why Lindsey has so many issues.

  14. Codzilla says:

    Syko: I agree in full with everything you said.

  15. Syko says:

    The exposing the drunk, drooling, passed-out Lindsay used to bother me too, until I realized that possibly it was an intervention of sorts. Like, look what you’ve come down to…time to shape up.

  16. Kate says:

    I believe that too.Also many friends of Lindsay said that Samantha was actually fighting with her about her drug use and all that entourage she was keeping around her and that was causing Lindsay to behave erratically.Wasnt that accident happened when Samantha after a fight left and Lindsay tried to follow her with her car all completely drunked?Also i realy doubt Lindsay would have kept her around and even be in a relationship with her if Samantha was selling her out,she even blogged about it saying Samantha will never sell me out.They probably know the truth. :(

  17. Nouvel says:

    OMG, whatever, being gay is no big deal. God made gay people exactly as they are.. awesome and beauitiful. God did NOT want Christians to thump the bible and judge in such a hateful manner. PEOPLE IN GLASS HOMES..This guy is a COMPLETE IDIOT, and guess what Michael, God will find out, and deal with you.. give me a break. True Christians must be cringing with this type of accusations. He is a TERRIBLE father and an even worse human being. It is so transparent he is so threatened with Sam in Lydsay’s life. Yeah Joe Francis is such a good guy.. STFU.. and go away.. HE IS A RAPIST and films underage girls for profit.. GOD, WHAT A COMPLETE DOUCHE AND DISGUSTING, DISGUSTING,DISGUSTING,DISGUSTING,DISGUSTING,DISGUSTING,DISGUSTING,DISGUSTING,DISGUSTING,DISGUSTING human being Michael LoHan is.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  18. xiaoecho says:

    Samantha is living proof that love makes you beautiful. ……re the toilet paper: Lohan needs to get a sense of humour – and an identity apart from his daughter

  19. Bodhi says:

    “person”? What? Michael Lohan is a complete fuck-head. I don’t like LL, but i hope she stays far far far away from her batshit dad

  20. dovesgate says:

    Of course this douche wants Lindsey coked out, drunk, and screwing any dick that points in her direction. It makes it easier for Michael to get money out of her and Lord only knows what else. Especially with Joe Francis involved.

  21. Syko says:

    I was thinking the same thing, xiaoecho. Telling someone to use the cardboard roll when the paper is all gone sounds like something I might do. Just a joke, Papa Lohan, get a sense of humor, okay?

    In fact, I think I’ve used the cardboard roll myself in an emergency. :oops:

  22. Codzilla says:

    Oh, and if God is up there, I hope He intervenes and zaps this fool before Mikey can issue another press release.

  23. Diva says:

    Samantha should have done an intervention on Lindsay wearing those blue suede shoes with that denim dress!

    I have nothing at all to say about Michael Lohan. He’s not worth my thought process.

  24. Orangejulius says:

    He’s obviously mentally unsound. And as for those blue shoes on Lindsay…. yikes!

  25. Kate says:

    Anyone saw their pics from the Emmys?Wow?They look absolutely happy and in love.Great pics/

  26. kate says:

    of course daddy lohan likes joe francis – he’s another greasy dimwit who makes his money off of women.

  27. Rebecca says:

    Wow, what a moron. I actually feel sorry for Lindsay that this piece of shit is her dad. I think Samantha is a cutie, obviously she’s no Jessica Simpson but I think that’s hardly an insult :P

  28. Starcasm says:

    Michael Lohan is THE most mature person on the planet.

  29. Samantha says:

    I can let you all in on a well known “secret”. If people stop giving a &#$* about what he has to say, he will eventually stop talking. I know, its hard. People flock to see what poo spews from his mouth every time he opens it. Really though, can’t we all just stop caring about what he has to say? Then maybe he will get the idea that we don’t care what he has to say, he is just the father someone famous, and he feeds off of her fame like a catfish sucks the filth off of the rocks at the bottom of the fish tank.

  30. JaundiceMachine says:

    You guys – Michael Lohan is a good Christian, and an even better father, er, I mean businessman, I mean. . .

  31. enchantress says:

    This beanhead loser seriously needs to STFU :evil:
    The only charitable thing to say about Michael is that doing all those drugs must have permanently obliterated whatever miniscule sense of decency or restaint he may have originally possessed. Too bad the drugs didn’t take away his powers of speech as well.

  32. jess says:

    i dont think that sam is an ugly person at all. in fact i think she is quite cute. i bet if she would dress like people think a girl “should dress” she would be considered hot. that being said, ive always gotten a kind gentle vibe off of her…

  33. lindseey says:

    Michael is a first-rate dickhead.

    Lindsay has been doing REALLY well lately. Pretty sure Joe Francis had nothing to do with that and Samantha had everything to do with it. Joe Francis was in her life when she was going off the deep-end, and now that she’s doing great, he is not. Samantha was there all along, so I think its really unfair to say that Samantha is the one responsible for Lindsay’s drug problems and what not. Any idiot can see that.

    And um, isn’t joe francis basically a pedophile? so it makes sense that the ever-so-godly michael likes him.

    I feel sorry for Lindsay and Sam, what an embarrassment. Sam seems to handling it well though. Oh, and I think that Sam is gorgeous. She makes funny faces but she is attractive in a non-conventional way. Def not disgusting. And I dont’ believe that Sam was the one selling pics of Lindsay back in the day, I think that was just a rumor.

  34. Monica says:

    What negative affect is Samantha having on Lindsay? It seems like when Samantha became a permenant part of Lindsay’s life, Lindsay became much more stable. It really bothers me how homophobic Michael Lohan is. Although he did not specify why he disliked the way Samantha dresses, I’m sure it is because she dresses more like a male than female. So what? It is almost like the way she dresses threatens his masculinity. Also, it is funny that he is teaming up Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild Guy, to bash Samantha. I bet they both find Samantha disgusting because she is stealing their “role” with women.

  35. disapprhere says:

    I think Samantha IS the only good thing that has happened to Linds in a longtime. Take a peek at any picture posted anywhere or everywhere. Each one tells the same story. That of two girls who have a deep an unconditional/mutual respect for one another. Both girls are highly intelligent, talented, and supportive of the other. Both are doing superb in the face of controversy while growing up and facing truths that Mr Lohan has yet to try. AND Yes, why does anyone give this guy the time or space!?! I’m pretty sure we could easily write some bot code that would automatically insult any foolish rant or rave posted. BUT then what would HE do for a name..

    BTW – Samantha is SCORCHIN.

  36. Celisse says:

    I personally don’t see anything wrong w/ their relationship. I mean, it’s not like they’re the ONLY lesbian couple in the country!! I think what makes it so interesting for the media is the fact that Lindsey Lohan is part of the “couple”. She doesn’t really strike me as being a lesbian, but then, neither does Portia de Rossi (Ellen’s partner). All I can say is, you never really know what someone truly likes in the bedroom ;-p …

    It’s nice that Lindsay’s dad is concerned for her. However, her upbringing/ family life was obviously far from stable or even normal. Whether he wants to admit it or not, he’s part of the reason she’s acted out the way she has. I don’t necessarily agree w/ everything she’s done, but I feel for her in regards to having a parent that hides behind their religion & is SO judgmental! I’m 24 y/o & I’m dealing w/ a parent that is the same way & on top of all of that still trying to control MY life & MY own child. My advice to Mr. Lohan; drop the bible thumping hypocrite act in regards to your daughter. My advice to Lindsay; do your own thing, but make sure it’s what YOU truly want for yourself, not what your father or even Samantha wants for you. You can’t make yourself happy if you’re always trying to make your family or love interest happy.

  37. Liz says:

    How can Lindsay Lohan be happy with Samantha Ronson, a FEMALE? It’s ridiculous!!! Lindsay Lohan is blinded and deceived. She is craving for people to love her due to her past hurts regarding about her family divorce and other bad relationships. That’s why you see Lindsay trying to tolerate and endure Samanatha when Samantha fought with her and did all those things to anger/irritate her. In fact, I think Samantha is manipulating Lindsay and playing tricks with her emotions. Lindsay is emotionally wrecked and weak. I know Lindsay is not happy with the state of her life now. She’s doing all those wrong things out of rebellion. If I were Lindsay’s dad, I would be angry with Samantha Ronson as well and want her out of Lindsay’s life! Frankly, Samantha Ronson is like a parasite.