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Oct 2
'08
“Catherine Zeta-Jones must have upset her makeup artist” afternoon links

- Catherine Zeta-Jones’ makeup artist must be super pissed at her [Dlisted]
- We’re not sure this particular shade of blue is Britney’s color [Lainey Gossip]
- We’re not sure if Mario Lopez is vain enough [PopEater]
- Jay-Z covertly admits he wants kids [Bossip]
- Leonardo DiCaprio surprises Ellen DeGeneres on her show [Fafarazzi]
- “Choke” review [Pajiba]
- Katie Price and Peter Andre swear up and down that they’re not breaking up [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Khloe Kardashian blows off her required DUI classes [Celebslam]
- Nick Hogan is getting out of prison on October 21st, and the family is planning a big party to celebrate what a hard time the poor guy’s dealt with [Websters is my Bitch]
- I don’t know how she manages to do it, but Brooke Hogan’s looking more trannylicious than ever [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- The new 90210 has already been canceled in Australia, after just four episodes aired [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Was Drew Barrymore just trying to get attention by making out with Ed Westwick?[PopSugar]
- Jessica Simpson is absolutely fascinated by her crotch [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
- It’s back to wearing regular clothes for Lindsay & Sam [Socialite’s Life]
- Drew Barrymore looks absolutely adorable on the cover of Bazaar [Just Jared]
- Audrina Patridge side boob. Thank goodness. [Egotastic]
- Hayden Panettiere isn’t looking quite so cute lately [The Superficial]

Written by JayBird

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22 Responses to ““Catherine Zeta-Jones must have upset her makeup artist” afternoon links”

  1. Yea..it’s bad but I have to give her some points for doing it.

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  2. I absolutely love CZJones, what happened?
    She’s naturally gorgeous,,,,what went wrong?
    :cry:
    And she’s rich! no excuse to come out looking like this.

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  3. Catherine Zeta Jones kinda looks like an older Dawn Porter on these pics :lol: For info:
    http://mikecane2008.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dgl000.jpg

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  4. Maybe she did it on purpose to get some attention. She knows how to do her own makeup and if someone did that to her she would probably insist on making changes to it herself.

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  5. Ms. CBitchy, you gotta point! :D

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  6. If it were anyone else I’d say no big deal, but it’s CZJ so there’s no excuse.

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  7. looks like she has some kind of rash on her chest…maybe it´s on her face too and THAT was the only way to cover it. dunno.

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  8. She’s jealous that Rachel Ray’s career is going better than hers, so she took a page from the RR book.

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  9. Since I look like sh*t most of the time, I’m not really in a position to criticize CZJ for an occasional slip up. In fact, I’d like to be the first to welcome her to our ranks.

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  10. Eh, looks fine to me . Less is more sometimes.

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  11. The only thing I can think is that they were running late, and she did what she could in the car on the way??? Maybe?? The lighting in a car is always terrible. Maybe she was just rushed and forgot to bronze the chin, too…I dunno. She looks so gorgeous and perfect ALL the time. I have to think it was something like this.

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  12. Even with the bad makeup, she’s still gorgeous. No lines, no wrinkles, her own nose, her own lips . . .

    Kinda hard to hate that.

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  13. ELisha - I thought that was Rachel Ray too!

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  14. I kind of figured she did her own makeup, but was perhaps drinking heavily while attacking herself with bronzer - sadly her nose looks like it belongs on a clown.

    I think she’s a beautiful woman but why the over color and then no make up on her zitty chin? To much champagne I tell ya.

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  15. It’s like the episode of SATC when Samantha gets a “refresher” too soon before a party. Yeeee. The texture of her cheeks looks burned. It’s actually painful to see.
    See what dealing with a wizened hubby on a daily will do to a gal.

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  16. Always Runnin' Wild
    Always Runnin' Wild:
  17. Maybe she’s pregnant again. They are the most disgusting couple in Hollywood — they make me sick.
    JULIE — actually, she has had surgery — check it out on celebrity plastic surgery websites. I love those

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  18. I disagree Al, she looks most like how she was in The Darling Buds of May.

    I don’t think she looks that bad in that photo (the one in DListed is worse), kind of like she was trying a new product but it was a bit darker and shinier than it looked in the shop.

    The eye-makup is the worst part.
    It’s a bit more natural than the usual dark-lips and smoky eyes thing she’s been doing for years.

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  19. Breederina, that episode was hysterical, loved the hat and veil Samantha wore to the book party!

    I’m not a professional make-up artist, but I beat the hell out of her attempt, yikes 8O

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  20. i think it’s a chemical peel or a really bad sunburn.

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  21. Poor thing she looks sick. Hope her health is okay. Why is her nose swollen? She was always so beautiful, and naturally pretty too. I guess Hollywood doesn’t agree with her, time to move back to Wales.

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  22. Looks like a bad sunburn to me, or a doctored up photo (it’s been known to happen)

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