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Oct 9
'08
“Karissa and Kristina Are Hefner’s New Twins” (mildly NSFW) morning links


- Meet the latest random hoes: Karissa and Kristina Shannon Are Hefner’s New Twins [Yeeeah]
- Michelle Obama talks to Jon Stewart (link leads to video) [Television.AOL.com]
- The former Bond Girls are now hot grannies [Bild]
- Britney Spears flashes her pink bra. It’s better than the alternative. [Cityrag]
- Russell Crowe says he’s a pushover for his kids [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Carmen Electra promotes Disaster Movie [Bastardly]
- Paris Parties Til 3am [Hollywood Rag]
- Ashley Tisdale says she never found Zac Efron attractive [The Blemish]
- Shirtless moustached George Clooney [The Insider]
- New campaign featuring Hilary Duff telling kids to stop saying “that’s gay” [Defamer]
- Selena Gomez at Variety’s Power Of Youth [Use My Computer]
- Is Emma Watson Going to Harvard? [Evil Beet]
- Jason Priestley is coming back to 90210 [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Brody Jenner says he’s found “the one” in Playmate of the year Jayde Nicole [ICYDK]
- Randy Jackson says he never claimed Janet Jackson had vertigo [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Michelle Rodriguez overheard arguing with her girlfriend at a hotel [CelebNewsWire]
- The best of 2008 Celebrities. Biggest Turnaround: Britney Spears. Scariest Celebrity Family: The Lohans [Celebritology]
- Shia LaBeouf still drinking, surprisingly doesn’t want to be photographed doing it [Best Week Ever]

Written by Celebitchy

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18 Responses to ““Karissa and Kristina Are Hefner’s New Twins” (mildly NSFW) morning links”

  1. Oh, BARF! I honestly thought those heads were photoshopped on. Those gals are heinous…

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  2. I really don’t know who’s more revolting: the 83-year-old perv who uses his wealth and celebrity to bang 19-year olds, or the the girls themselves for thinking this is their best career option.

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  3. wouldnt you feel awkward standing next to a bunch of fully clothed people if you were only wearing boyshorts and a painted on top? i would…but i guess thats part of the reason why im not auditioning to be a girlfriend ;)

    *edit* emma watson going to harvard? is it just me, or does it seem like quite a few celebrities go to ivy leagues for a few years? i always wonder how much pull their statuses really have on admissions…

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  4. Brody Jenner found “the one” in a Playmate of the year? I give them two months, TOPS. :roll:

    Edit: Jess, I don’t think either of those two skanks could even define the word “awkward”, let alone understand why they should be feeling it.

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  5. Those girls have suprisingly small bosoms.

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  6. Hef sure can separate the classy ones from the… uh, never mind.

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  7. Hef supposedly can’t ‘bang’ anything anymore due to a heart condition, not to mention his advancing age. But the money still gets the babes.

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  8. Their boobs are so small! I thought all playgirls had huge boobs…

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  9. Don’t worry, they will get new pair of boobs in a few months

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  10. Holy Mackeral are those two chicks homely! Hef must need glasses really badly.

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  11. I hate to say this, but don’t they look like miss piggy???

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  12. So they’re twins, at least now he has an excuse for when he can’t tell “the girls” apart…..

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  13. Did someone really say about Emma Watson that she seemed “nice” and “very American.”

    And mean it as a compliment? Because really, how insulting can you get?

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  14. id rather eat dog food than look at them. what is hef thinking? he HAD 3 hott babes with him and lets them go for 2 skanky and ugly twins with no tits lol. i bet they are only seeing hefner as a cover up so when he dies he could leave them to inherit a lot of money. who would want to date an 83 year old man except for wealth and fame? id rather the holly, bridget and kendra than a million of them =) ps i hate karrisa and christina. (incest not a good thing) lol

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  15. alright arennt the playboy girls soppose to be pretty………

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  16. Really? Are y’all so nieve? They are there to make Hef look like a pimp and promote the Playboy brand and lifestyle. No one knew Hef’s girlfriends until internet porn started cutting into the Playboy profits. Put two and two together.

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