Kids Choice Awards: Sofia Vergara, Miley & Kim Kardashian’s tatas

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Here’s something you don’t want to do first thing in the morning: look through all of the photos from the Kids Choice Awards as you begin to feel the bitter twinge of your own mortality. Seriously, I have no idea who the majority of those people were at that event. I feel like there’s this whole other world of kid celebrities that I’m absolutely clueless about. Anyway, if you want to know more about this year’s Kids Choice Awards, go here to Radar. Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner were named the Best Actor/Actress, so that speaks volumes. UPDATE: Whoops, that was from last year. This year’s winners are here. I’m just going to do some of the photos from the event, trying to cull through the mountain of photos to find some people that I actually recognize. Like beautiful Sofia and her skinny jeans. I hate skinny jeans on almost everybody. Sofia is not like everybody else though.

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I don’t even want to talk about this photo of Joe Jonas and Unknown Boy #5. Oh, I see… it’s his little brother. Wait, there’s ANOTHER Jonas brother?!?

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But that’s not as disturbing as Raccoon McPantless!!! Pants-wearing sellout.

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Heidi Klum, looking surprisingly pulled-together. Does anyone else get the feeling she’s pregnant again?

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I really like Miley’s dress. It’s a pretty dress, and it looks nice on her. Sure, it’s a little too dressed-up for this event, but it’s also one of the most modest things she’s worn in the past two years.

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Russell Brand’s “bunny face” is terrifying.

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For God’s sake, Kim. Put your tatas away! This is a kids’ event!!

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Josh Duhamel. I don’t get it.

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And lastly, one of the few celebrity children that I know, Willow Smith. This outfit seems… subdued. Right? I was expecting something much crazier.

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Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

 

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  1. Rita says:

    I wonder what the age cut-off is for voting for the kid’s choice award.

  2. kiks says:

    I think the kid with Joe Jonas is the kid on Modern Family.
    And yes – KK put the girls away for once.

  3. Freya says:

    Kaiser, I hate myself for knowing this, but the Dushamel-or-whatever-guy is dressed up as that Justin Beaverkid.
    Now before I kill myself I just want to say that I think Miley Cyrus looks great here, I’m really feeling the flowy dress (eventhough I hate that kind of flowerpint)

  4. Hakura says:

    My first though reading this story was “…They’re really allowing Kim Kardashian, someone best known for her sex tape, to come to the KIDS choice awards?

    Then she shows up with half her watermelons showing.

  5. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Josh Duhmel looks like a complete tool.

  6. Raven Sparrow says:

    Josh Duhamel is doing the Ken look. He even has the arms positioned right.

  7. Katalina76 says:

    @Freya:
    Don’t feel too bad. As soon as I gave it a moment to process, I too realized Josh Duhamel was dressed up like Justin Bieber.

  8. Zombie Nurse says:

    Why is that child so . . . uh. . . skeletal. Is that how children are supposed to look and my brain has simply been warped by seeing beefy kids or does young Willow need more sloppy joes in her life?

  9. Raven Sparrow says:

    Gosh, I really must be old! Have no idea who Justin Beaverkid is…I’m still in the Ken era!

  10. krissi says:

    My 9 year old told me several times last night that she didn’t understand how this could be a Kids show with so many of the people dressed up all sexy.then she asks if that really helps in winning awards.She was quite disappointed when Katy Perry won instead of Selena Gomez. (and her question was validated )Funny that she can already tell at 9 that it isn’t always about the singing as much as it is about image.

  11. malachais says:

    Josh Duhamel was supposed to be dressed up like Justin Bieber for the night, this was confirmed by Fergie when she accepted the awards for best group. Miley looked cute and seemed happy to be there. little Miss Willow was just over the top, her performance was cute though.

    I know this because my kiddo wanted to see who would get slimed – it ended up being Heidi!

  12. Freya says:

    @Katalina76 : good knowing I wasn’t the only one…
    Now the most important question:
    Why aren’t there any pics of Johnny Depp posted here? He looked so hot -as always- and cute with the slime-hose on stage.

  13. Susan says:

    I really hope Sophia got a chance to talk about her boobs. Gosh, she’s gorgeous!

  14. Amy says:

    Yeah the little kid next to Joe is Frankie, the youngest Jonas brother. He was never part of the band since he was too young to join in with his older brothers.

  15. brin says:

    Yeah, he’s the “bonus Jonas”.
    Kim is not appropriate as usual.
    Why are some of these people even there? Yes, I’m talking about you, Duhamel.

  16. KarenC22 says:

    Is this the Porn Awards? Why else would that aging trash bag Kardashian be there! Does this fool know how ridiculous she looks in that baby doll dress made for a 12 year old??!!! And those hideously fake boobs complete this outfit.

  17. Robocop says:

    Does this old bag (KK) go to every damn event? It’s the Kids Choice Awards — not the sleazy slut awards!! Her PR people must be exhausted.

  18. Wresa says:

    Zombie Nurse – Nah, I’m naturally slender and that’s how I looked at 9, a gawky little stick figure.

    I must say, I love Miley’s dress!

    I watched about 3 min of this last night and it was just awkward. Johnny Depp was accepting his award and kids were just screaming through his speech. Weren’t their parents there to tell them to STFU?

  19. HotLatino says:

    Sofia looks gorgeous as usual, that’s exactly what I said when I saw Kim, this is the KIDS choice awards for God’s sake lol and Josh is so fuckin hot, I don’t care what he wears lol

  20. HotLatino says:

    @kiks I don’t think that kid is Luke on MF.

  21. Dani says:

    I wonder what the normal kid thinks when watching this parade of people? Why can’t kids just be kids? They grow up fast enough the way it is. Why push adult themes on them in the form of inappropriate dress as seen on some of these grown-ups at a kid event? It is really sad.

  22. Trillion says:

    That big hair on Willow really makes her tiny-ness exaggerated. She seems to favor cartoon proportions, so maybe it’s on purpose. Speaking of cartoon proportions, Sofia works hers well. Kim, not so much.

  23. original kate says:

    why exactly is kim kardasian there? girlfriend is famous for making a sex tape and nothing else of note.

  24. Elizabeth says:

    re : Josh Duhamel

    At first I thought “fire the stylist!”. But if its a Beiber parody (or something like that), I guess its not so bad.

  25. Louise says:

    I think it’s more shocking that Taylor M. is there than Kim K. Doesn’t she always say Hollywood it beneath her? Although Kim shows up for everything she may be nominated for favorite reality star or something. Fergie was nominated so it’s not shocking that as her husband he would go too. The real question is why is he wearing so much make-up?

  26. truetalk says:

    Since KK was there does that mean anybody can attend? i really want to know.
    @zombie nurse;,my little sis was like that until she was 8 and then suddenly “blew up” and is now unbelievably curvy and sort of obese.

  27. Hakura says:

    @Krissi“Funny that she can already tell at 9 that it isn’t always about the singing as much as it is about image.”

    Someone is definitely perceptive! I don’t think that sort of thing ever crossed my mind at her age… But Nickeloeon was pretty different back then. Only showing kid shows, cartoons instead of tween dramas, & the Kids’ choice awards were always completely geared for kids. No one dressed inappropriately sexy, & only celebrities that appealed to children would show up.

    I really miss that… It frustrates me that even originally good networks like cartoon network are actually playing non-cartoon teen shows now. (It’s called cartoon network for god’s sake.) They can get all that teen drama crap on countless other networks.

    @Wresa“Nah, I’m naturally slender and that’s how I looked at 9, a gawky little stick figure.”

    Ugh, I was in the *exact* same boat growing up. I ate whatever I wanted, but didn’t gain any weight. I always had people thinking I had an eating disorder, but I always looked like that, awkward & super skinny. (My dad was very skinny). I’m just lucky I didn’t end up flat chested on top of it. It took ages for me to change sizes… & even then, I was a size 0/1 in the juniors department until I was 16, & moved up to 3. x_x

  28. vicki says:

    i bet willow smith embodies the weight standard that all of female hollywood aspires to.

  29. krissi says:

    @Hukura – I wasn’t thinking that way either at her age. But I also think that it wasn’t as noticeable or “in your face” as it is now. I remember a time when you could watch rated R movies with your parents and just cover your eyes for a minute. I have hard time knowing where to cross the line with my kids. I try my best and basically use the same line my mom did with me. “Just because so and so parents at school let them watch that or this… doesn’t mean I will”

  30. Amanda says:

    That dress is way too young (juvenile) for Kim, who is 30 years old.

    Willow Smith looks like a miniature adult. She is dressed WAY too old for her age (but still has a childish looking face) and it’s creeeeepy.

  31. Debsa says:

    Josh is doing his best Bieber… Kim K is a waste of space…

  32. di butler says:

    Miley looks gorgeous in that Dolce and Gabanna maxi dress! She should keep doing that. Willow is a tiny little thing! Kim K was definately not up for an award, those chicks are like the Hiltons, they go to a letter opening.

  33. Hakura says:

    @Vicki“i bet willow smith embodies the weight standard that all of female hollywood aspires to.”

    I know Willow is only 10 years old (God, can you believe it? Only 10, dressing like that…)… so I feel a bit… mean… saying this. But I just plain don’t like her.

    She (& her brother) come across so incredbly conceited… As though they think everything they touch turns to gold, & we should all bow before their greatness. (Okay, exaggerating some, but not by much.) Whenever I see her ‘superior’ facial expression, it makes me think about how everyone calls Angelina’s daughter ‘Empress Zahara’ xD It seems Willow believes *she* holds that title.

    The outfits are way too mature for her, & most of them are downright ridiculous. She’s not Rihanna (who is a grown woman who can dress as ridiculously as she pleases xD), she shouldn’t be attempting to be her at 10.

  34. sasa says:

    Willow stole that outfit straight from mama’s closet. Seriously, Jada wears this kind of thing all the time.

    I adore Miley’s dress just not on Miley. Okay, she looks nice enough but the hair and the necklace ruin the dress for me.

    Heidi is cute.

  35. Grasshopper says:

    Hahaha
    Kim try’s so hard. Poor thing, it just age’s her.

    Willow’s outfit is very unflattering. Heidi looks great, her hairstyle is appropriate for event.

    Sofia looks amazing. Is she younger than kim?
    Kim’s mid-late 30′s right? Sofia is maybe 35?
    Regardless Sofia emulates sex appeal, while
    Looking effortless & natural. Kim looks ummm like too many
    injections in face. Lol almost typed ejaculation in face- haha Actually maybe
    ejaculations in her face might help her out ….jk couldnt help it !!!

  36. Isa says:

    I’m glad Sofia was able to tone down the sexiness, considering it seems to come so naturally to her.

    Kim just tries so hard. And she shouldn’t be trying so hard at a event for kids.

  37. CeeCee says:

    Having some of those celebrisluts at the Kids Choice awards is a bad influence on children!

    Is Josh Duhamel wearing make up? Meh, I’d still scruff him….

  38. blouson says:

    Zombie Nurse I am with you. I too was a sticky little kid but something about that outfit/look screams malnourished…maybe its just hideously unflattering?

  39. anthea says:

    i think willow smith’s got the best outfit :)

  40. yes, yes, I would says:

    I don’t think Kim was too old for that dress. I am 28 and I would wear it.I still look 18. I still get carded and pulled over for being out past the city curfew. I do think her dress was too tight and showed too much cleavage for a childrens award show.

    Forgive me for asking but were the Kardashians nominated for a kids award show? IF so, why? Hasn’t Nickelodeon seen these chick in action?

  41. Dorothy says:

    @Steph …Kim MUST garner any attention necessary! :-)

  42. Tia says:

    Kim, Kim, Kim… shaking my head.. I mean seriously..WTF?? It looks ridiculous!! Shameful.

  43. Roxy75 says:

    Another reason why I don’t let my kids watch this crap.

  44. dahlia1947 says:

    Josh looks so funny here, but cute! Why oh why is Kim here though? Nickelodean needs the publicity I guess, but still. Don’t people have any morals and standards anymore!! They’re just hos on the stroll i guess.

    “Look kids, u can make a sex tape and b famous just like Kim! Yaaay! Or you can smoke a bong like Miley and still be cool! Yaaay!”

    Oh and I forgot about Taylor. Good thing she covered up her garters. Was Jenna Jameson there too? :(

  45. Ms. Candy says:

    I wonder if some of the people actually knows how to dress for these awards-
    Some dressing is not made for every event

  46. Kim says:

    Sofia could cover her natural breasts but Kim K couldnt cover her fake melons for a kids event??

    She is such a classless, hobag!!!!

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